>introduction week at uni
>forced to play introduction games
>ok stand in a line with a chosen topic and one person has to guess how its sorted
>let's do amount of people kissed!
>>37927006
and what did you say?
How did it go? What wax your response?
holy shit what did you say
>Now introduce yourselves to the class and tell one interesting fact
>each person will have to repeat everyone else's name and fact
>>37927006
You realize you don't actually have to play those, right? They're not going to do anything to you if you don't.
The fuck? What country are you from, we last played introduction games in preschool, if anyone suggested that at university he'd get laughed out.
>>37927603
Fuck these. They force the unlucky ones at the end of the round to memorize an ungodly amount of names and trivia.
>first day of college, want to turn over a new leaf
>"ok then people lets all stand and do a presentation of ourselves"
>shit this is pretty fucking unexpected
>everybody babbles on about who they are, where they come from. Chads crack a few jokes and everybody laughs
>my turn, mumble "hello i'm anon and i'm from spergistan"
>"what's that? Do you think you could speak a bit louder?"
>everybody is staring, go red in the face and start to sweat "H-ELLO I-IM ANON ANDI'MFROM S-S-PREGIstan..."
>sit down, hang my head.
>"well, of course some of you may feel a bit nervous on your first day. But no need to worry you're in good company haha"
>didn't get a chance to create a new persona, known for the rest of the year as "that awkward guy"
Fuck college man.