>wake up >see this How do you react to this strange

>>37925149
ask him to clean my apartment

>who the fuck are you
>umm ok
>do you want some tea? something to eat?
>you can stay for tonight, don't do anything weird ok
>y-you can sleep in my bed if you want, but if you do anything you shouldn't I'm kicking your ass

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>>37925170
>>you can stay for tonight, don't do anything weird ok
>>y-you can sleep in my bed if you want

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blow my brains out right in front of him

I'm literally typing this while in my chastity cage

what do you mean 'strange' this is a normal saturday morning for me

Unload my magazine and contemplate if I'm hallucinating or not.

>>37925149
>Get the fuck out of my house right now or I'll force you out

>>37925236
post pics for proof
oregno basil

>>37925149
Ask him if I can fug his boipussy and then kiss him while fugging his boipussy.

>>37925149
give him a bowl of eggs
he must be hungry

>>37925149
Happy I have someone to talk to, play videogames with and watch movies with instead of being alome

>>37925149
Give him an original kiss!

Blow his brains out with my shotgun then call the cops.

scream and run away
maybe shed a few tears
what a cruel prank

>>37925149
>kill him for trespassing

is that what you wanted to hear fbi-kun?

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Wondering what the fuck I took yesterday for me to turn gay or bring a gay guy home.

slap then eject from home

>>37925149
Kill the faggot for breaking into my apartment

>>37925149
ask him to leave. but not meanly.