>HQ, this is Beta squadron. We've got eyes on the Normie

>>37919724
Waste those tangoes over.

>>37919761

Copy that, HQ. Preparing to deploy ordinance on my - wait a minute. HQ, the situation is evolving. It looks like the normies have captured a couple of fembots for sexual servitude...even if they likely went with them willingly, should we still deploy the ordinance?

>>37919761
>Hold that order Beta squadron, we have a team with eyes on a 3dpd asian qt. She's just walked into the first bedroom on the left after the stairs. We'll need you to take him out or at least immobilize him in order to protect the purity of the package. Act quickly soldiers, there is no time over.

>Beta, you are cleared to engage. I repeat, you are cleared to engage. Fire for full effect.

>>37919832
>do not deploy the ordinance i repeat do not repeat the ordinance. protect m'lady i repeat protect m'lady over.

>>37919848

Christ this is getting sticky. Alright, cancel the ordinance, we're going in manually. Get your guns boys, we're going in hot!

FUCK NORMIES STFU

IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO HAVE ANYTHING INTELLIGENT TO SAY JUST STFU

>these orders come from above soldier DO NOT LET THE PACKAGE GET AWAY. NEUTRALIZE CHAD AT ONCE.

>>37919877
>Give me an update soldier, how's our situation over

>>37919724

you are 25 fucking years old stop roleplaying as a frog on the internet

>>37919916

We're geared up and ready to move in sir...But if I may speak freely sir, I'm a little hesitant to risk the lives of my men for a few fembots...

>>37919955
>beta squadron, we have eyes on a newidiot. please take him out at once over.

>>37919955
NORMIE SPY DETECTED IN OUR MIDSTS ATTACK ATTACK

>>37919976
*shoots him execution style* problem neutralized, hehehe...

>>37919976
>actually calling someone a newfag

this is an 18+ website

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>>37919976
Copy that, Tendie 2-2 is inbound from the south west. Danger close.

>>37919955
"no" BRRRRTTTT

Target area suppressed, ground forces are cleaR to advance, 2-2 out.

>>37919967
im sorry soldier but these orders come from above. there's nothing i can do about it. the package must be secured before it's too late. this isn't any fembot, this is the daughter of megumin. the explosion mage. the best girl. over.

>>37919967
>Beta squadron, pull back. New orders direct from the general. Use laser guidance to pinpoint a spot right on Chad's head for missiles. We're gonna get them all.

>HQ, this is Beta Squadron, we're Oscar Mike, approaching the normie compound now. Security is light, the only sentinel is watching Blac Chyna's Snapchat stories, over

>>37919724
>clicks

originalolioilio

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Agent Chad Chadley here, I'm going to attempt infiltrating Beta Squadron disguised as one of their own. I've recovered a silly snapshot from an early season of the Simpsons, which should be enough to earn their trust. Godspeed comrades, for Abercrombie and Fitch.

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>*TSHK* This is squad leader. We have successfully snuck into KHV territory. Search and destroy mission is a go.

>>37919887
>if you don't talk about what i want to talk about you're dumb
lol

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Tendie 2-2 is inbound for a second gunrun.

>>37920020
>implying calling people newfags haven't been around for years
Hi, newfig.

Target destroyed. ROB-ing to rearm and refuel, 2-2 out.

>>37919724
Beta squad this is your backup team Cuck Squad, we've just arrived two clicks from the compound. We're armed with many anti-normie weapons and are ready to co operate on your orders.

God damn this place is crawling with normies, we're in deep shit here, no way are we getting out of this clean. Let's find the fembots and qts and haul ass out of here. I'll call evac now and tell them to meet us at the LZ.

>>37920318

Oh thank god you're here Cuck squad, we're outgunned and outmuscled here. We need you to clear a path to our evacs LZ, over

>Major update, we just got word from above that this encampment is receiving backup shortly.
Chad called some of his "homeboys" to drop by and they and set to land in 0 100 hours. Hold the line.

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>>37920340
>*fires rpg at robot helicopter*
Looks like those virgins will be waiting for some shitskin in heaven

>>37920406

CHRIST you just signed our death warrant, HQ! We only have enough ammunition to take down one, MAYBE two African Americans. We're gonna get slaughtered here!!

>>37920433

YOU MANIACS GOD DAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

>>37920363
Rodger, we'll have the path clear within 20 minutes. Normie filth won't know what hit em.
>>37920406
No problem, sir!

Cuck Squad over and out.

>>37920466

Cuck Squadron, we've recovered the women but fighting our way out isn't going to be easy. We need you to blow a hole in the side of their "man cave," set a charge right by the wall of Game of Thrones and Witcher 3 memrobilia!

>>37920466
Squad leader, You have to see this! Come over here and take a look through my binoculars!

>>37920561

What do we have eyes on here?

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>>37920540
>Witcher 3
In a different life we might have been able to get along. War makes enemies of us all, do what you need to do Cuck Squadron. May god have mercy on our souls.

>It's Friday night and anon is LARP'ng with his friends on a mongolian painting image board while Chad is fucking his oneitis

>>37920540
Yes sir, we'll have to retrieve our high explosives, eta 2 minutes.

>>37920561
Oh god, its the Chad mobile we heard about earlier.
>Reporting in HQ this is Cuck Squadron we have sight of a Red Ford truck with about 5 Chads and one normie female. Please call in an airdrop on said vehicle.

Cuck Squad, commander over and out.

>>37920597
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME FAGGOT? We've got good men out there on the frontline. Risking their lives to keep our Mongolian board safe from foreign terror and you interfere on our comms? If you can't support us get back to your house and stay out of our way.

>>37920597

Think I found that chad spy we had intel on *decapitates with prejudice*

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>>37920576
>>37920642
Sorry squad leader.
>FOR CHAD AND COUNTRY
>*EMPTIES MAGAZINE*

Chad here, what are you guys doing? Are you playing call of duty? Dude, I love call of duty! Mind if I join in?! :P

>>37920642
Eagle Eye here, confirming the movement of a Red Ford truck. The windows appear to be deeply tinted so it's hard to confirm their number but ordinance when you are ready to make a run by I'll have their location pinpointed.

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>>37920702
Eagle Eye forgot to attach a picture of his chopper.

>>37920688

>bleeding profusely and dying

Why...son? Why?

>>37920688
J-J-johnson I always knew you weren't quite wrong like the rest of us
> Dies.

>>37920731
> REE NORMIE STOP TAKING MY RP CHARACTER REEEEEEEEE

>>37920731
>>37920763

I didn't choose the normie life, the normie life chose me

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
*blows brains out*

>DANGER DANGER
>I REPEAT
>DANGER DANGER
The stench of their copious weed smoke has already lulled half a battalion into a stoned daze. Those afflicted seem to be pushing for everyone to "like just get along guys". We have dragged them back behind enemy lines but please proceed with your gas masks.

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>>37919724
>caring about misquoting Rick & Morty

ABANDON MISSION.

WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED WITH REDDIT-NORMIE SCUM. THIS IS A TRAP. I REPEAT THIS IS A TRAP!!

>>37920793
> Cuck Squad never arrives
> Dicklet Squad might.

HQ, HQ THIS OPERATION HAS GONE TO SHIT, OUR EVAC IS GONE AND KEK SQUAD HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, WEVE RETRIEVED THE FEMBOTS BUT OUR MEN OUR DROPPING LIKE FUCKING FLIES AND WE'RE BEING OVERRUN! IM CALLING A CODE 3 DROP, BOMB THE WHOLE GOD DAMN COMPLEX HQ!!

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>>37920810
Shocking photo from the frontline. Stay safe robots, and god speed.

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>Ground elements, ground elements, this is 'Good Boy', circling at 5,000 feet
>we are carrying three dozen 5-gallon piss bottle shells, two automatic tendie cannons, and a focused sonic amplifier which can play REEEEE loud enough to liquid a mans brain from three miles away
>be advised, if we get lasers on target we can provide close air, provide markings for strike package, over

>>37921015
Roger that Good Boy this is Eagle Eye. We have a confirmation of their coordinates, don't fire until we get our men out.
Coordinates: 42.259498962, -83.74249703

>>37920303
>hi newfag
>pass user since 2012

>>37921073

>Eagle Eye this is Good Boy, confirmed. Puss bottle is hot and in the tube, awaiting command. We have lots of movement on the FLNF (Forward Looking Normie Finder)

>>37919832
Since their tendencies promote the assumption that they most likey went willingly, they are probably not fembots. Repeat, it is safe to assume there are no fembots. follow through as directed, over.

>>37919877
>why are you not communicating over the greentext frequency?

This is eagle eye to all squadrons. Good Boy is ready to drop the payload. Your fighting is done for now, please make way to any shelter you can find. And to those left behind, your week old piss covered corpses will not be forgotten.

>>37921127
>eagle eye, good boy, you have confirmatiom from HQ Basement. I repeat, you have confirmation to execute. Light 'em up.

>>37921277

>faces the falling, impending death from above with dignity


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37921277

>HQ this is Good Boy, acknowledging. Payload is fixed, package is terminal.
>We're coralling them with the tendie cannons in tight groups; maximizing the effects of the airbrushing piss shells on the normies
>REEE Gun set to area effect
>Consider this party crashed, HQ. Good Boy, out.

>>37921073
Sir, are you mad? A payload like thatll send us sky high to kingdom come!

>>37919724

Fall back! Fall back! The normies have employed a locked door! I repeat, there is a locked door between us and the enemy! We've tried pounding on it like a retarded chimp but the normies won't open it! Abort mission!