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>tfw gay
>tfw I will never be arrested for a crime and when I get into prison all the guys go crazy for my skinny twinkish fem body
>tfw I will never get a skinhead prisoner bf to snuggle with
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how does emma lose the blues
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>>37918574
You know there is no lube in prison right.
It will be incredibly painful for you
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>>37918574
I mean you could just make one of us go crazy for your twinkish fem body and make us cuddle you.
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>>37918697
I think OP has stretched his ass out enough
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>>37919136
Jokes aside that is probably the best way to survive as someone who is gay and wimpy
>Practice so much stretching back home you can be double fisted
>Grow long hair
>Become skinny
>Get the strongest prison-gayest dude to claim ownership of you
>Now only 1 dude will have sex with you instead of everyone trying to bash your head in
>Worst case he prostitutes you for ciggaretes but you are still under his protection since now you are an important asset
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