Robots, it's summer, why don't you get a fun job a

That's funny because I used to work at a resort on the beach in Florida. Good times but I still didn't get laid.

are you high, i'm paler than a ghost, people say i look like i live under a rock, i cant be out in sunlight like Norman Scum.

plus normies are repulsed and annoyed when they see me in their 'Fun' places, and give me the Back to your NEET bunker dirty look,

they'd only hire me to haul out the trash there,

>>37917235
i feel like i'm watching a porno but they never get to the sex part

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>>37917235
>1989
>you will never in the era where smartphones didn't exist

>>37917263

Even the chads I worked with couldn't fuck the guests. They would complain about it. Then again most of our guests were nasty old people, and if hot girls came they came with their boyfriends so it wasn't easy. Best part about that job were the tips and the free booze the guests would leave. We would just go into the room after they checked out and drink their beers they left in the fridge. Smoked a lot of weed too.

>>37917416
Still, it sounds pretty cool