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Ex-robot here. Things my girlfriend has said to me:
>'My ex-boyfriend was buff and had a really big cock. Your erect penis is the same size as his flaccid penis.'
>'... but sex with you is the best I've ever had.'
>'I've been facefucked/fucked in the park/in the ass/while tied up, etc. etc. etc.'
>'... But I'm more mature now and those sort of things don't interest me anymore'
>'I was really hesitant about you because you don't have a job and my best friend told me to ditch you.'
>'... oh by the way, my best friend has a new boyfriend. He's an ex-con who's just served 10 years in jail for armed robbery.'
>'I've fucked 18 guys before you.'
>'I tell my best friend everything.'
>'... so I told her you suffer from premature ejaculation.'
I never hated women until I actually got a girlfriend. Don't fall for the girlfriend meme.
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>>37913645
Tee hee. Reality is a fucking bitch.
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Women don't talk like that, you sperg.
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>>37914192
I'm paraphrasing, of course, but everything up there is something she's told me at one point or another in the space of three months.
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Yeah, women don't expect us to feel shit and act like we won the lottery by associating with them. It's fucking exhausting
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>I never hated women until I actually got a girlfriend.
There is so much truth to this you robots have no idea. I always resented women but I never had the venomous hatred towards them i do now since I've dated one.
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>>37913645
Damn, so, how did you guys meet?
How did you manage to make it into bed?
How did the first time fucking go?
How do I have sex for the first time without fucking up the flow?
How do I get a gf like yours?
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