I'm stoned. Give me your problems robots and I shall use

>>37912786
what do i talk about with a girl ive just met

how do i feel happy

>>37912786
Just did like 2 eraser sized dabs how do I get more high without T breaking?

>>37912983
Drugs and stop assuming happiness = euphoria. It's more like a consistent okayness with the world.

What is it like to waste your life smoking a plant

>>37912989
smoke more weed lolz

>>37913011
i know thats what happiness is
i want to know how i can feel it

>>37913044
I have a 5.00 GPA idk wtf you are talking bout

>>37913083
Routine and being less tactically nihilistic? Understand that being miserable is your comfort zone and maybe it's just imposing and taxing af to try to be happy for you? Idk, a lot of people just chase after fantastical nonsense, don't do that. Be productive and devote yourself to something progressive and consistent. Choose to be optimistic, it feels better. A wise man said that.

>>37913057
lmao but shatter is like 50 a g for gold around here and it's just so much more efficient my dood.

>>37913090
>getting all defensive with your GPA
I didn't even mention your intelligence proof weed stoners are paranoid fucks

>>37913250
Idk what part of my life is wasted though?

>>37913250
Lol not all of us. It's legal around here so to each their own my dood. OP seems like a kike though lmao

I need to have $15,000 within month. I'm broke. I'm going to sell everything I own, including my car, which I hope will get me $7k-8k. But that's not enough. I'm not skilled. Where do I get the rest?

pls kind hippie degenerate lend me your wisdom

>>37912786
How do I smile. Without wanting to, that is.

>>37913481
rob a jewelry store
professionaly though, like in GTA V

>>37913481
You could find and sell scrap metal like those heroin/krokodil addicts in Russia

>>37913481
I mean how did you get in this financial predicament in the first place and can you give us minor details on the nature of the situation?

Good ways to make $ in a short amount of time is just write BS for college kids and charge 'em for essays and shit. It's easy enough, -oh wait it's june. Fuck.

Sell your body, sell drugs, get a job to levy some cash, if you live in a city beg, dress in a uniform and go door to door and ask for donations for some whatever the fuck fund at blablabla. Bring a kid with you if you have access.

World's your oyster indebted man.

>>37913494
Think of a pun or something that might make you laugh or a fond memory?

>>37913554
This, moneyless man.

>>37913481
Sell car, go to casino, ???

>>37913511
>>37913554
>>37913710
These are lucrative options, but I am not willing to resort to niggering or kikery. I need something I can do without compromising my ethics.

To answer your question I've decided to throw away everything about my life prior to this point, estrange my family and all my past friends, travel to South America for two months so I can drink voodoo potions while a brown man shakes a stick and chants at me, then come back and retreat innawoods for however long it takes to learn how to survive. I figure $8k for Peru and back, and anything after that will be a blessing to help me prepare, execute, and then return from my survivalist mission in a way that I can actually do something, rather than panhandle and eat out of dumpsters in civil society.

:^)

>>37913836

>Wont resort to niggering or kikery
You basically have to lmao sorry champ nazis usually suffer when they travel alone and do all that tradyouth jazz.

I've been innawoods in remote North East for two years, gypsy shit gets you pretty far.

>>37914032
Gypsy shit gets gypsies into slums where they panhandle and dance on the street for a living. Tradyouth shit gets us a 1000 year reich. I can dehumanize myself for the RaHoWa. I'm not going to steal and shuck like a jew negro.

I wish I could be high right now but I'm broke

>>37913083
desu buddhism made me okay with the world i wouldnt say its "happiness" but its p chill

>>37914511
life is suffering is a great moral philosophy you fuckin weeb. But if it brings you peace gfy.

>>37914236
Cause the reich lasted for years and you're totally not looking for a way to throw your life away and live amongst the fuckin amazon boogas. Right-o.

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Im not stoned how fix?

>>37914569
Talk shit about the Caliph in Saudi Arabia.

>>37912786
DUDE
oregano

>>37912786
I have an obsessive personality and obsess about everything. OCD rules my life.