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>currently studying abroad in student residence >there

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>currently studying abroad in student residence
>there is a half-arabic girl there who often chastises me and tells me off for not wearing my socks because I'll get a cold or other similar things, among some lighthearted teasing and jesting
>sat down at dinner table
>she's finishing some cake
>says "open wide"
>I turn around and say "huh?"
>when I open my mouth to say "huh", she feeds me a spoonful and pats my head
>this surprises me and I reflexively say "thanks mommy"
>everyone laughs
>"hahaha did you just call me mommy?"
>keeps feeding me cake and making choo-choo noises
>little does she know this is my fetish and I'm rock hard under the table
>tfw I'll leave and never see her again and she'll never feed me cake while milking me

;_;
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>>37912494
Man, its quite possible she likes you. Go for it. Some girls like to tease guys they like, specially when theyre shy/roboty
>huur duur, but my anxiety
I know its easier said than done, but not overthinking shit its a great help in socialization. Also, consider taking sertraline.
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>>37912494
She wants to fuck you you stupid cunt, ask her for her number
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>>37912494
you have to go back. fucker
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>>37912494
Is she a foreign student too?

You say she is half-arabic do you know where her mother or father is from?

Arab Anon here.
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>>37913835
this

girls never do this shit to me
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>>37913712

I'm leaving in 2 days. There is no point. She's a nerdy girl and I think she probably would be too prudish for me to just fuck her and I don't have enough time to try to court her (I'd fail anyways because tfw no gf ever and no experience) plus I have a cold sore atm so she definitely won't be interested

>>37913999

nice trips and it turns out she's half Moroccan.
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>>37913999

oh and her mother is Spanish
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You're leaving in 2 days so it's worth a shot at least. Worst case sceneario she says no and you don't see her anymore after a couple days and best scenerio she likes you and you work some long distance thing out before she cheats for Chad or experience love for a day. Don't end up an old man thinking about how things could've turned out differently if only you said something, even if the chance was low. This is a lucky fantasy anon--don't let it go to waste.
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>>37915977


fuuuuuuuuck what do I even say senpai I'm literally here just for the weekend and I was never really "friends" with her or anything while I was here

I can't ask her out but I can't ask to fuck either

what's the best way to approach this situation?
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>>37916044
You joke, but the only way to get better at flirting with girls is, you know, actually trying. I wouldn't say I'm god's gift to women or anything, quite the opposite. I ended up focusing on honing my social skills after high school and now I can pretty much talk my way into getting laid by just about every single girl I encounter and can talk my way into just about any job I want. You have to get out of your comfort zone or you will always be a frightened social outcast. I promise all of you it gets easier the more you do it.

Just be yourself, bro :)
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>>37916329

you say you can talk your way into getting laid with anyone, so I'd really appreciate some pointers and pearls of wisdom besides simply talking to girls (Which I acknowledge is important since practice makes perfect) please
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make a move on her or I'll kill you in your sleep
don't blow it anon
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>>37916434

I've never asked a girl out and I think I'd vomit if I had to. I have severe anxiety over appearing vulnerable or creepy.
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>>37914460
Just do it because there are zero social consequences (you're leaving after all) and it'll make you vastly less autistic about it later if you've seriously propositioned someone once.
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>>37916498

She's a (seemingly from my autismo observational abilities) slightly insecure, but talkative and social smart girl who says what's on her mind and isn't a faggot about things.

Where do I go from here?
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>>37916549
>ask girl to hang out, watch show or just shoot the shit similar in student residence
>have a drink or two each on hand if possible, offer casually (more for you than for her)
>gradually lean closer while talking, smile a lot
>touch arm or something lightly
>if she seems receptive to that just plant a kiss on her lips
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>>37916329
This is clearly not true because you're still on /r9k/.
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OP that is so goddam hot
God I wish that were me
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