>well anon have you ever seen Dateline NBC >My name is

The only thing that comes to mind is suicide by cop, somehow. I'd look around for a weapon that'd give them enough incentive to shoot me, maybe take ol' Chris hostage if I could find a knife in the kitchen drawers or something.

Kms myself obviously

>>37911893
Oh well hello Chris, such a pleasure to meet a celebrity, but I've already made arrangements with candleja-

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I have used a fake name, used precautions to not leave traces avoiding getting my IP tracked, I have a huge beard, ridiculous haircut and glasses to conceal my identity.
I have associates that will distract the police (with an explosion and other things) outside the house once I give them the signal.
I also have other armed associates that are waiting me outside the house with a super fast car and they are trained to be able to espace from the police.

As I return to my house perfectly safe, I say to myself: "Better luck next time!".

>>37911893
>nice to meet you I guess.
>why are you here.
>I know vaguely about your show and I'm pretty damn certain I don't meet the criteria.
>unless I've been framed or something, but then again I am unaware of any attempts to frame me or any reasons why anybody would frame me.

>>37911893

shoot him
shoot the cops
shoot the cameraman
get gunned down by SWAT

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>>37912096
>>37912134
>>37912096
>>37912134
*blocks your path*
where do you think you're going anon?

>>37912096
or just find an underage hooker

I like the voiceovers for the chatlogs. Those are the best parts of the show. The male voice is always so jolly.

deny everything and then burst into tears when he inevitably proves I'm lying

>>37912096
Your mere presence in the home will leave forensic evidence.

>>37911893
how does this show work? is it some pedophile agreeing to meet at another location? or do they come to the pedophile's house?

>>37912978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k8r8Lm96o4&t=1s&ab_channel=CrimeWatchDaily

Watch it, it's pretty funny

>>37911985
I can't believe no one ever had that idea. I know some politician in Texas shot himself but it's amazing that no one ever pulled out a gun on the spot or tried to get the cops to kill them.

>>37912195
That's a child sex trafficking charge if you're caught. My cousin got serious time in prison for pimping a 16-year-old.

>>37912134
This. I don't have dirty conversations with people claiming to be preteens.

I remember looking up some of the people who were on this show and the ones who just immediately walked out the door when they saw Chris ended up getting off scott-free or at least got very small punishments. It's weird how many predators chose to stay and divulge so much information.

>>37911893
Oh im not here for the girl Chris, im here for you. now we can do this the easy way or the hard way,Chris i wont lie, I like you and I want you. I want that booty.

>>37913496
The guys with that much gumption aren't trolling chat rooms, they're getting teen cunny through less beta methods

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>>37913606
>trying to seduce 6'2 chris "chad" hanson

>>37912978
>vigilante watchdog group poses as children on social media and adult chat sites
>get messages from would-be predators, who often start talking about sex right away
>allow them to keep talking about it, making them incriminate themselves more
>allow them to send them nudes, links to porn, etc. for the same reason stated above
>keep them interested long enough for them to suggest meeting up
>agree with this; schedule a meet-up
>would-be predator gets arrested and charged with a shitload of sex crimes

>>37914003
in that case my other post >>37912134 doesn't make sense.

>>37911893
whip out concealed carry lightning fast, ice that bitch and teleport out. mission accomplished

>>37911893
I like you and i want you, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.

>>37911893
I ice barrage him and gmaul him for the KO

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>>37911893
im just looking for the cleanest best pleasure
That's all it is.

how did you get in my apartment

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>>37911893
>Nice to meet you Chris, I'm here to meet X, that is obviously over 18 years old, we've just been roleplaying on the internet that she is 13 years old. Before doing anything intimate with her, I would obviously ask for her ID to make sure she is in fact legal age.

I still don't get how anyone could get convicted from any of this as it's nothing but LARP'ing from all parties.

>>37914910
prove it kiddie

I'm not here for little girls. I don't got no cookies, no milk, nothin'. I came lookin' for booty. A man's butt.
Now, I likes you, and I wants you. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours.

>>37913606
>>37914196
>>37915047
so explain yourselves

>muster up the best ghetto voice possible
"catch ths dick niggaaa"
>proceed to run like hell

Post your:
>Favorite Predator
>Most hated
>Funniest
>Saddest

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>>37911893
ARE YOU THE BAYBEES FATHER

>>37915091
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_glw4XH3Y

>>37911893
start by being a stuttering pick b-b-b-but she said she was over twenty one

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There is a fedora Lord in his new show, Hansen vs predator, but this episode has not even been released. Only seen a snap of it in the promos. They did all the other new ones, but it seems like they just forgot to air this one. It's been like a year now

Pic related, he tries to hug the decoy

>>37915768
we have the chat logs here...

you said 'i want to throw you around like a football!'

is that...is that any way to speak to a one-year old baby?

"WHADDUP MUH NIGGAH!
I'm not here to get little girl to pussy just trying to kick it dog. Hook me up a cookie"
Crack open a beer

>walk out immediately
>get tackled by cops
>start crying