>brother's girlfriend let me have a sip from her root beer bottle
>by the transitive property, this counts as a kiss
>mfw I'm now an HV instead of a KHV
>>37911761
all you need to know is steal her panties, If you put them on your penis you are no longer a virgin becuase your penis touched a vagina by proxy
>>37911761
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Kill ur self op. Then get a gf.
>>37911761
>middle school, sitting alone in the cafeteria drinking soda
>qt classmate approaches me, asks if she could have a sip
>''s-sure, you can have the rest''
>tfw watch her sit with her friends drinking the soda my subhuman lips touched
it was truly my honor
>>37911761
ALGEBRA IS AWESOME!
>>37911900
How in the name of christ was this original?
>>37911761
INDIREKUTU KISSU