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I farted up. Robots help me. >Studying in library >Sudden

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I farted up.
Robots help me.
>Studying in library
>Sudden shitstorm out of nowhere incoming
>Go to bathroom
>Release
>Can't control it
>Blasting fart and shit noises are thrown
>I'm certain everyone in the library has heard it
What the fuck do I do? I'm scared shitless (hehe) to go out.
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>>37908292
Maybe you can become a toilet hikki. You wont even have to wait until your parents go to work to go take a crap, and there's free water in the faucet. If you can find a plug to charge your phone you're set for life.
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What Would Chan Do? Walk out like an alpha, own it, if anything, only they have to be ashamed
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I heard a girl laugh when I came out. I need to study for an exam but I'm too embarrases to stay here.
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finish studying, go home,make an omelette or something, drink a six pack, forget about it.
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>>37908841
I'll actually do this.
Man it's going to be awful the next time I come to the library. I am certain the head librarian heard it too. Fucking hell.
Thanks to all.
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>>37908292
>shitting in public toilets
who does this?
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>>37908292

Wow you farted and pooped in the bathroom

So weird
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>>37908292
Spread the rumour that someone put laxatives in your food as a prank.
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>>37910060
It was an emergency
>>37910077
I know it's normal but it is also embarrasing. Peeing is normal but you wouldn't want people to picture you peeing when they see you.
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>>37910547
>he doesn't picture everyone peeing and pooping when he sees them
w-wait, this isn't normal?
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>>37908292
Lol, I'd be fucking proud of myself.
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