ITT: embarrassing things you did as a kid >be 12 >on holiday

>around 10 or 11
>when I jack off I just cum on a blanket next to my bed
>watching movie with parents
>I have the living room blanket
>mom goes to my room and gets the crusty jizz blanket
>she's using it the whole movie
>don't know how the fuck she didn't notice
It was awful. I also used to just cum on the carpet and it made this hard yellow crust. It was like I plate and she stepped on it one day.
She didn't know what it was though I guess and I told her I must've spilled something

>>37905463
>Be 6
>Have gym
>Everyone goes back to class to change
>I have a brain fart
>Undress instead of dress
>End up naked in class
>Everyone laughs at me
>19 years later I still feel embarrassed when I think about it
I don't remember what happened after that, other than I got dress real fucking quick.

>>37905463
>Wore a fanny pack through all of 4th grade

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>Be 12
>at a local track meet
>preparing for my events(I was on the distance squad on my team)
>As we are finishing my warmup, I feel something.
>it feels like a giant raincloud was building up in my nether region
>feelsextremelyuncomfortable.jpg
>the bad thing was that I was already lined uo for the 3000m
>ohshit.jpg
>sucked it up because my cutiepatootie crush was cheering me on and mom didn't raise a bitch
>starting gun goes off
>200 meters in and I slap someone's ass just because why not.
>crush notices and laughs
>feelsgoodman
>leading the front pack for about a good 4 laps.
>in those 4 laps, I held the biggest storm that could get California out of its drought.
>not even the worst part yet
>soon start slowing down to relieve the uncomfort
>as soon we start the 5th lap, the guy whose ass I slapped at the beginning makes a move
>not gonna lose
>start to catch up and stay with him
>i can feel my bladder expand and about to explode
>thank god we were close to done
>beginnig the last 400m, I begin to kick it in
>he was staying with me
>shitshitshit.jpg
>the last 100m, we were stride for stride until he ran out of gas
>I had won by 2 seconds in 10:36
>my crush rushed over and hugged me saying that she was proud that I stood tough
>feel too exhausted to smile and talk
>suddenly hear loud scream from her and she jumps
>wut.jpg
>see her entire leg area wad covered in warm piss
>try to apologize but she doesn't want to hear it
>go home and cry in the shower

Needless to say, she stopped talking to me and just avoided me. I've got more track stories if anyone is intested but thanks for putting up with this long story

>>37906254
what an ungrateful cunt. If she can't realize you're determined enough to piss your pants to get what you want then she can fuck off

I'd collect ants in bags filled with dirt and carry them around school.

>>37906254
meh, if she was worth a damn she would've been more understanding