>parents friends come to visit >"still living here,

y-yoo tou

"You're mom"

Works like a charm ;^)

>>37904861
whats it to ya? filthy normies, you betta step down b4 i put a bullet in yo bitch ass

Is there a problem? If there is then youre free to leave.

Don't worry I'm killing myself soon.

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>>37904861
>Well my parents are gonna get old soon
>someone has to take care of them

There is no good comeback. Like when you're asked about your virginity, there's no way to make the other person 'lose' the conversation.

The very fact that you've been asked means that they've noticed your weakness (i.e. you live at home) and have publicly embarrassed you. Somehow making them feel bad doesn't undo your embarrassment, and may very well backfire if it's obvious they hurt you.

tldr: moving out is your only option.

>>37904861
I would answer "yup" and stare them down just long enough to make them feel awkward.

>>37905056
i hate this reeee why is there nothing i can say to these smug cunts.

>>37904861
>why are you being rude

this little trick is petty but i will share it
first, you bait them into replying.
next, you distract yourself or walk away while they're talking. alternatively you can also give them the, 'w8 a sec, i dont care' which is quite the punch in the dick.

>>37904861
Just say. Yes. Are you jelous i dont have to pay bills.

Yeah. So what?
If they ramble some more, I'd invite them to see the outside of the house. I'm living there, not them and I'm paying my mom half of all bills, not them. Not their bussines.

>>37905205
this, lmao. just fucking own it.

>>37905417
damn, a real expert