>he imagined himself stomping out his bully in front

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>He imagined himself shooting his bully in front of the whole school

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Fuck not this thread again

>>37904028
Holy shit..... that's too on the nose right there..... I've done this so many times...

>>37904040
>he imagined himself shooting up his school

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>He Imagined himself saving the world from a alien threat

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>He imagined raising his own army that can never be defeated and ruling the world

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>he imagined an orc army attacking his church and activating his man-sized mech suit to fight them off
>he imagined she would be watching and think he's heroic

>>37904040
>>37904059
>He imagined going super saiyan and killing everyone in the school.

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>>37904087
>He Imagined a group of 4 men including himself ruling the world with a iron fist

>>37904069
>>37904087
>>37904115
>>37904164
These all hit too close to home...
How come we all had the same fantasies?

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>He imagined playing that one song in front of the whole school during the talent show

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He imagined he controll the power of the wind, after finishing his cigarette, learning out of the window then thinking of jumping down.

was me (14)

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>He imagined himself getting such a huge power boost that his clothes exploding off to reveal his 6 pack and cock that just so happened to be bigger than anybody else in the classroom

>>37904180
>He imagined everyone would be impressed and give a standing ovation with resounding cheers

>>37904174
I don't know they just happen man

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>>37904180
Oh god thsi hit me too hard

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>>37904180
guilty of this

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>he imagined sacrificing himself to save his crush

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>>37904248
Fuck Man, Stop that shit now

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>he imagined himself leading an army of the schools robots and over throwing the chads and stacys thus breaking the heirarchy and ushering in an age of choas


It ended after Chang decided to bring his gf to the fight with us.

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>This thread
I thought I was gonna be okay

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>He brought together /r9k/ to fight the normies in a full scale, international war which ended with the remaining robots to establish a long awaited peaceful world.
I can't be the only one.

>he imagined fighting a super villain in front of the entire school and his crush

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I've audibly laughed at every single green text in this thread.
Always gets me because it's so relevant.

>>37904332
fuck you, you just HAD to make me remember it didn't you? ;_;

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>Imagine me leading an army to fight some gay homo king and save stacy so shell kiss me

> imagine anyone talking to me and actively having friends

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>he imagined throwing himself in front of the school shooter in order to save his classmates

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>he imagined getting stuck on an island with his oneitis and wooing her with his manly survival skills and ingenuity.

>he imagined starting a really fun club that everyone wanted to join in HS
It was going to be a sword-fighting club....

>>37904518
>He imagined himself to team up with the school shooter after seeing him enter his classroom

>>37904028
he actually beat the fuck out of 4 bullies with the unstoppable powers of tard rage, but it just made people hate him more

>>37904518
lmao fucking lame dude

>he imagined saving his friends from villain

>>37904028
>He was the bully in his school

>>37904180
>He imagined he came up with the song and played it for the first time even though its old and well known

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>he imagined himself freezing time and fucking his crush

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>>37904618
>friends
What are you, a normie?

>>37904538
Oh my gosh, this. All of this.

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>he imagined himself using Itachi's genjutsu tsukuyomi on his bully and using a katana as a torture device
>he imagined using the same genjutsu on his oneitis and raping her

>he imagined going up to his oneitis and asking her out on the fly

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>He imagined going over to his oneitis house and spent the day with her, only to find out she has prepared a love note to him, and the rest of the night was a night he'll never forget.

>>37904641
>stooooop
oregabo

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>he imagined himself becoming invisible and watching the girls get changed in the locker room

>>37904164
Was kinda sick while it lasted.

>>37904750
Ouch
:(:(:(:(
Still not orgreginal

>in every class he imagined if a shooter came into the room right now how he would stop him and get his gun from him and kill him

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>he imagined having a three-way but got so stressed out thinking about the order of sexual acts that he got soft and couldn't even fap

>>37904028
>he imagined himself holding his crush in his arms after saving her on an epic adventure

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>>37904180
>he actually sang a song in class to get the attention of a girl but it didn't work and he looked like a fucking idiot

>>37904865
ouch anon, that hurt

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>he had a bully
What the fuck, this isnt some highschool movie.
If anyone bullied you in highschool you straight up had to deserve it.

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>>37904180
and i never did

>>37904669
f-fuck off

oregairu

>>37904876
That's only the tip of the iceberg of all the awkward autistic shit I've done to get attention or just because I got excited.

>He imagined dying, becoming a ghost, and haunting his old school

A-am I the only one?

>he imagined him getting jumped by his bullies, only to viciously maim them, causing everyone to respect/fear him

>>37904894
>he dreamt of being in a highschool movie where he won against the bully and got the girl

>>37904865

What original song did you sing?

>>37904174
Cuz we are losers

>>37904961
I made up some shitty song off the top of my head that I said was a song from Halo but it actually wasn't and the only kid who thought I was telling the truth was the other autistic retard.

>>37905011

Bless you child ;_;

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>actually 1 hit KOed my bully with a sucker punch and sent him flying to the ground in front of everyone in the gymnasium

nothin personnel kiddo

>>37905011
Jesus Christ
it's Jason Bornio

>>37905022
This is one of many similar incidents.

>broke my bully's nose in 7th grade
>get approached sophomore year
>ayo nigga are you the one who broke [bully]'s nose at [middle school]
>"uh yeah that.. that was me"
>shakes my hand
>mah nigga
>he walks away

>>37904028
I'm also a black belt in martial arts. Daydreaming is cool

>>37904069
>he imagined being taken away by an alien race to a nice comfy planet millions of light years away

>>37904180
>>37904203
>>37904217
>>37904230
>>37904641
>>37904865
>>37904896
Haha. I actually did this and a qt autistic grill came up to me afterwards asking for my autograph. Suckers. i didn't take advantage of my 15 minutes of fame tho ;-;

>>37904930
Not anymore you're not.

Shame my awesome school turned lame in like fourth year and now I have to imagine the old school that I can barely remember.

The fukken memories were so sweet though. Literally acting like a retard and it didn't matter because everyone is a retard when they're like 11-14

>>37904028
>He imagined being an investment banker
Getting there, doing an internship at McKinsey next summer. I personally know a senior partner of McKinsey because of my dad and he promised me an internship next summer.

>>37905078
>pretended it was a song from halo

Why is this any better than just saying you made it up, if anything it makes it worse.

No hate, I've done way way worse.

>>37904164
Who were the other 3?

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>he imagined killing the school shooter and cutting out his heart and cannibalising it

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>He imagined a magic express appearing in front of him and taking him away to a fantastical land

>>37905250
Luke(Pol fag), My brother, And a cousin, Chris

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>he imagined himself as a cool loner kid who would always stand in shadow and scare away bullies

>>37905591
Not staying in shadows but being the cool loner kid and having girls around one all the time (basically sasuke) is a fantasy i'm sure we all share

>>37904116
that is literally me
>tfw you are a joke even to losers on 4chan

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>He imagined he could get a girlfriend..

>>37904538
Damn this so much.
>he imagined as there would not be other people, she would eventually have sex with him and develop a deep relationship. Or in the other case he would just turn her in to a sex slave as he is physically superior.

>he imagined he would find an awkward girl who spent all her time playing video games and then when she met up with him outside school at the end of the day and started kissing him everyone would think he was cool and change their opinion of him

A R T I S T I C
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>>37904087
>he imagined being the creator of a huge robot army that includes colossal mechas

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>>37904921
>oregairu
yahariore

>>37904318
You're not man dw

>he unironically imagined himself teleporting behind you *nothing personnel kid*

>>37904573
holy shit anon i cant breathe

>he kept on imagining sacrificing his life to save others

You're all so lucky. I am so depressed I basically can't not be a robot, but I have one single person who cares deeply for me. Every time I think about moving far away, joining the army, dying in space billions of miles away, I can never keep the thought going, because I think of her, and how she'll feel if I'm gone forever. I can never be a robot because someone cares, and I know I don't deserve the love she has for me.

>>37905206
This didn't happen, even autistic girls dont like robots

>>37904538
FUCK YOUUUUUU

UBER OREGANO

These threads always make me think. It's intriguing how many people from starkly different backgrounds can share such similar fantasies.

>>37904182
What
Those ski dreams
Sigh

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>>37904028
> he imagined being sick at home one day and booting up his laptop only to find himself controlling an ac130 and blowing up the school

>>37905727
Sasuke was just a Chad who obsessed over killing his brother too much to notice all the free pussy thrown at him. very unrealistic dreams for any young robo

Really Naruto is the true robot until Shippuden

>No one likes him
>Autistic catchphases
>Bullied / loner
>Eats Ramen all day
>No luck with the girls

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>>37904164
>he imagined fisting his entire 6th grade class

>>37908037
obito is /our guy/

>He listened to a song and imagined himself in the music video for it.

>he imagined himself getting unblocked on skype by the girl he loved since 4 years because her new boyfriend died

>>37904028
>he imagined freezing time and having sex with all the girls in his class

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>>37904180
>Mfw I actually did it.
>Mfw I sang Justin Beiber in front of the entire school.
>Mfw the entire class thought I was gay
>Mfw I used this to newfound fake gay privilege to get in with all the girls and shit talk their bfs while uptalking myself.
>Mfw I finger my then bestfriends girlfriend in his own car.

Its okay though, he ended up being an asshole

>>37904046
How the fucking hell is this original on this fucking board

I did actually did! Almost..
>Talking to my nerd friend about Starcraft walking along the school yard
>be in 4th-5th grade
>bully, 1-2 years older stereotypical movie bully, broad shouldered as fuck for a kid with a really broad face with eyes that never blinks, has no "crew" at all but just walks around the schoolyard all day harassing people all alone
>he jumps my friend wrestles my friend to the ground and lies on top of him bending his arm and pushing him to the ground
>stand and stare don't know what to do
>he whimpers "please do something!"
>i kick him and call him a fatso
>he chases me around the schoolyard
>i get chased into a corner
>exhausted i put my fists up
>he falls for it fortunately since there's no way i can wrestle this kid
>he seems confused
>he throws a punch but i duck it
>just after teacher shows up and he claims i was harassing him even though he's a year older than me
>teacher seems to believe him because she does not want to be prejudicial against the kid who looks just like a bully who even has a name that'd make anyone think of a bully and who is 1 year older than me!
>just then my friend shows up and explains the situation to her
>onlooker cheers me for my excellent ducking
>i don't think i saw him again
>2 girls say i am a hero one day
>i actually get really angry with them

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>>37904669
NO THATS MY FANTASY

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>He imagined himself as all of the Chads in movies that he watched

>He imagined being the actor that all of the Stacies want

>>37904028
I did curb stompef my bully in real life, it didnt really make me look better, just made people avoid me even more so, something I didnt want. At least they stopped fucking with me for the most part.

>>37908826
There is unironically a hentai of this. Can't remember name but should come up in google search if you're interested.

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>he imagined doing that Guitar Solo in front of the whole school despite not knowing how to play guitar

>He imagined himself as the main character in his life

I'm not even a side character. I'm the "Makes an appearance" character.

I always thought if I'd have access to the Dylan/Klebold arsenal I could get a better highscore but yurop prevented me. Now I have all the guns I want but don't feel like shooting up a school anymore. Just my luck I suppose
>>37909711
there are multiple

>>37904028
i've seen bullies get stomped.

in elementary school I remember this 5th grade kid who was way bigger than everyone getting his ass handed to him by a little 3rd grader. Little guy somehow got him on the ground and pounded his face until teachers pulled him off. It was great lol.

>>37909707
Fighting back against bullies doesn't work because bullies specifically spend all their free time planning out how they are going to fuck with you and get away with it by doing it when nobody is looking or making it look like it's your fault etc.

Source: used to work with some guys that would sit there and plan out shit about their next victim with me nearby. I would always just ignore the conversation because I knew there was nothing I could do, I just made plans and quit that job 6 months later because it was fucking horrifying to be around on a daily basis.

>>37904180
>tfw no one will know

>he imagined everything will get better in college

>>37904518
>he imagined tactically disarming school shooter before discharging his own weapon into the threat, saving everyone and subsequently getting showered in pussy

I actually have training in how to do this kind of shit and have drilled the techniques a lot. Why can't a school shooter choose my college ffs.

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>he imagined getting caught smoking and it spreading around school and people thinking he's cool

>>37909784
what did your co workers actually do?

and no, fighting back does work if you win. even if it looks like your fault, you're better off getting that piece of shit off your back.

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>>37908879
> gay privilege

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>he imagined being a gunslinger and saving the world for his crush

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>hear a plane overhead
>it's a warplane coming to bomb me

>>37904116
I imagined being Vegeta and showing uo at the dance by making a big enterence, blowing a hole in the side of the building. Then whisking my oneitis away since I could fly.

>>37909825
kek why not just meme smoke a cig somewhere the faggots would see you

>>37909909
It is crazy how trusting and naive girls are. I never once said I was gay, because I'm not, but because I acted different from all the pseudochads in my grade they gravitated towards me and always asked me for help with their relationships. Once you get to this point you can start manipulating them and slowly making them fall for you. You become an unobtainable and forbidden fruit for them, they fight each other on who gets to be the one to see if he is really gay. God women are so simple.

>>37909784
I actually had a group of bullies back then, I had been continually beat the shit out of 1 of them every 3 months out of pure autist rage for continually fucking with me, tripping them, kicking them, grabbing their shirts and throwing them to the ground. Funny thing is they never snitched on me to any adults at the time, some sort of honor I guess. They stopped once I actually curbstomped one of the leaders of the group and they decided I wasnt worth it if one of them randomly got hurt every few months. I also never got how mentally fragile they were, I was berated everyday with "your a loser", "kill yourself", "hah look at this gay fag", "what a loser", but the moment one of them gets teased just a little bit by their group (due to me trying to talk with one of them about fucking schoolwork), they go fucking ballistic and push me away physically like I have some sort of disease and they go into a state of being almost at the verge of crying, I then walk away, hands up, thinking to myself, what pussies they are for being able to dole out insults, but not being able to take it.

>>37909978
Did you need to imagine, you're likely already a manlet and a cuck with a receding hairline

>>37910047
> be her friend for enough time so you ll be her lover
Sure pal

>>37910081
I'm not their friends. That is the difference. Them thinking you are gay makes them think you have some crazy insight on shit that makes them need you. Treat these women as toys my fellow anon and play with them physically and emotionally.

>>37906943
>Well the upshot is the man's dead

>he imagined a spiral hatch opening in his backyard and launching a rocket ship to get away from everyone
>everyone bewildered that a rocket was being made without knowledge/rocket coming from out of their neighborhood
>sometimes he imagines the army thinks its a missile and they shoot it down

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>he imagined he is an drug addict rockstar who is super sexy but sensitive like Layne Staley.

>he imagined he is the sorcerer supreme and goes on cool adventures in the astral plane and fight against reptilians.

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>>37909957
every fucking time, it makes me so excited

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>He imagined himself raping his high school crush on the way home from school, impregnating her and then getting expelled, leaving her to raise the baby alone as a teen mother reuniting two decades later only to discover your bastard rape child is a shut in neet that lurks /r9k/ and your high school crush is morbidly overweight to the point walking hurts her ankles

>>37904069
>>37904180
>>37904203
>>37904248
>>37904332
>>37904641
I relate to all of these & I'm normie as fuck

What happened to the lot of you

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>he imagined himself fighting against impossible odds and winning and then dying in the arms of a beautiful girl

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>he came to school doped up on oxy and his ass was hanging out and didn't realize until days later

i am the true sperglord :^)

>>37911311
This one hits close to home
https://youtu.be/Yag41F7eCLU
also nice dubs by the way

>>37904180
Did this and it went swimmingly. It's awesome not being a loser. Thank you, based mother nature.

>>37911348
Don't you fucking dare man. This shit ain't happening again

>he imagined that all the people in the world except his oneitis suddenly disappeared and now he would finally be able to form a relationship with her while navigating through the empty world

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>>37907394
DELETE THIS POST RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I SPENT WAY TOO LONG MAKING MY OWN LORE

>>37907744
Yes anon , don't make mummy cry

>>37904028
>He didn't have any bullies but still imagined having one so he could imagine stomping him out in front of the whole school

>>37904028
>he imagined being abducted by aliens with his oneitis and be forced to have sex with her

>>37911723
Not even she cares anymore

>>37911581
HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP

I actually ended up smashing his head from behind with a 2x4, gave him a concussion and twelve stitches. Parents ended up having to pay for his medical costs and I was expelled. He still crosses the street to the other side whenever he sees me though so I celebrate the quiet victories.

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>>37909809
Yes it will... Orignials

>>37904115
>orcs
>mech suit
REEEE STOP HAVING ANACHRONISMS

>stand up to the bully and beat him within an inch of his life
>now everyone just avoided me and called me a psycho
at least the teasing stopped i guess

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>tfw i actually did it

>>37911581
Oh god. That was me.

>>37904028
>he had a bully
All people i met who ever got bullied is because they were assholes in the first place.

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>he imagined himself being a hero of justice

>>37904028
>he literally did that in front of everybody
Feels good bro. He runned like a bitch.