>mfw my friend said he could tell I was a virgin the first

>>37901955
>he has the virgin speech
lol
I don't even know if that's a thing honestly

>>37901955
What's not to fucking understand? Your friend inspected the tightness of your butthole and concluded that it was in fact a virgin ass.

>>37901955
No, it's just easy for smart/cynical/nihilistic people to easily identify traits of certain people just by looking. It's true of certain warmhearted and happy individuals, but those are normalfags.

>>37901995
I'm a virgin but my asshole is fairly loose. I stretch it out regularly to have more efficient shits.

>>37901955
It's called intuition anon.

A girl at work asked me if I was a virgin. I told her no, truthfully. Because I'm gay and have had sex with a lot of men. Jokes on her

>>37901955
>socially awkward
>weird posture
>apologetic
>low test traits

>is this really a thing
haha you're so oblivious

>>37902034
how do you do this? sometimes i feel like im too tight to have nice poos