ITT: Just slightly "odd" things you got taught in school

my 4th grade teacher told me every time you sneeze it knocks 5 seconds off of your lifespan

I held in my sneezes for years

>>37897000
>5th grade
>Religious class
>Just a bold guy with a guitar playing the same music for 50 minutes while everyone claps their hands

For 2 year the same thing, he went to our class, close the door and start playing the guitar. He never spoke to us, we all got straight As

>>37897000
Was literally taught creatiomism instead of evolution in bioligy in highschool.
Should have gotten that cunt fired.
t. southernfag

>>37897146
we should have let you retards secede

>>37897000
This is extremely accurate, the problem with edgelords is that they want to openly shit on everything AND be applauded for it. Humanity could really stand to be neutral in public and just be fuckheads with your friends.

>>37897181
I wish the south did. would have been enough motivation to get the fuck outta here.

>>37897242
>He doesnt see the problem with mentors actively supressing freedom of speech

>freedom of speech ends the second i cross the the main doors threshold
>it is a severe enough of a crime that the school police officer can and will tackle me, taze me, and if need be shoot me if i attempt to leave the premise
>what the teacher says is correct even when its wrong and showing the class how and why its wrong is disruptive to the class enviroment and therefore punishable