>"mother, please stay away from my room, I'll will

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Why do you even put them in some drawer? Why don't you wipe yourself clean and flush the thing? Why collect them?

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>>37894022
could be some sort of "sons cum" fetish she has. wouldnt be surprised if she buries her nose into the tissues and has a large hidden stash of them that she keeps

>he doesnt eat his own cum to get rid of all the evidence
amateur tbhe

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>be 24 piving in moms basement
>On the rare occasion i leave my house, mom decides to clean my room
>Finds tons of cum napkins hidden all over my room
>mfw

All i can suggest is find a better hiding spot

>>37894062
keep going anoan

>>37894058
Cant just throw it in the garbage because if someone sees it they will say wtf. I dont flush it since im scared all those tissues will build up and clog the toilet one day. It's so simple to just throw it in the drawer and go back to my computer

>>37894134
Cum in toilet paper, flush it. How would that clog the toilet, it's fucking toilet paper.

>>37894022
Get a lock for your room that requires a key?

>>37894134
you don't have a garbage can in your room? what about the bathroom?

>>37894022
She craves your cum op

> but it's so fucking expensive and it will be YEARS before I can afford some small shitty dump to live.
That fucking feel. But I would be happy if at least I had a good job and my own money.

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>enter room
>realize stuff isn't where I had left it
>tension rises
>the piss jugs are gone

>>37894134
1. have huge roll of paper
2. have trashcan
3. ????
4. Profit

>>37894134
>clog the toilet one day
It won't unless you flush a whole roll at once.

>leave the house for 10 minutes to get a milkshake with my grandpa
>come back, grandma is missing.
>she's in my room
>very slowly cleaning while violently sobbing
>"you're just like your mother"
>grandpa yells at me for like 10 minutes for making her cry
God damn why can't people keep to themselves? It wasn't even that messy, I just had 3-4 fast food bags with trash in them and some empty cans.

>>37894022
>Not flushing your cum tissues down the toilet

why?

>>37895858
>not jacking off on the toilet and cumming straight into the water
Absolutely medieval

>>37895612
I hate this shit. It's bullshit when anyone cares how your living space is when it doesn't interfere with them.