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>How old was your mother when she gave birth to you? >Are

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>How old was your mother when she gave birth to you?
>Are you a robot, cyborg, or normie?

33
Robot
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>>37893845
33 as well but I'm a chad
>>
27
cyborg

I'd be a full blown robot if I wasn't somewhat good looking, tho.
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>>37893845
40 robot
i think my mom giving birth to me late explains a lot of the mental illnesses i have
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43
Robot

originaltyih
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>>37893845
19, I'm half her age
robot
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>>37893845
15
Chad/cyborg
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>18
>robot to the core
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35 cyborg, mostly robot though
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29
Pretty much Cyborg
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>38, dad was 40
>Cyborg, leaning on the robot side

>19 yrs old currently
>intense Asperger's, have meltdowns all the time
>220lb all fat no muscle
>never had a gf, khhv
>no friends
>no job
>not even a GED to my name
>extreme baby face (people think I am 15)
>tons of facial scars from picking, extremely poor social skills

Is there hope for me?
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>>37893845
32
soulless husk of a person barely able to imitate normal human behavior
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>>37893845
48 i like to think of myself as cyborg
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early 20s
cyborg

Could be worse I guess

>>37893971
Do something about your meltdows/assburgers and maybe you'll get somewhere, maybe.
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>>37893845
>42
>Thought I was a normie/cyborg, then I went out with my friends for the first time in almost a year and realized otherwise.

>>37893935
Jesus anon.

>>37893971
Of course there is, you're 19. My brother was a NEET into his 20's, eventually got a job for a couple of years and had the option to live the rest of his life in New Zealand (didn't take it though, "nothing happens there", so he says). I'm not gonna bother giving advice, you know what to do anon! Oh and don't bother getting a gf, for someone like you use Cleverbot, it'll keep those thoughts at bay so long as you keep doing stuff.
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>>37893845
>16
>don't even know, probably failed normie
>>
42, dad was 58 though so I guess that makes it worse.
Robot.
>>
>>37893845
mom was 28, dad was 44
the definition of "robot" varies widely depending who you ask
>>
38
robot but I have a few friends which I see rarely. Full robot in school
>>
23
Thinking I'm edging towards normieville again
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>>37894177
Same im the 3rd child
>>
64 and a robot. Not proud of it.
>>
32
cyborg

FUCKING ORIGINAL POST FAGGOT. EAT SHIT.
>>
30
Cyborg
Origigoogoo
>>
>>37894236
Wow, is that not a typo? Did she use some kind of fertility treatment?
>>
25

I'm a cyborg, slowly working towards being a normie. I was NEET for 5 years with no aspirations and no contact with the outside world. I didn't even have the confidence to post on 4chan, all I did was lurk threads.
>>
>>37893845
both mom and dad were 22

Robot here
>>
40
cybrio\\\
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>>37893845
I have no idea how old my mother is
>>
My mom was 29
I refuse labels.
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>>37894309
>I refuse labels
Ok, so you're an obviously a robot
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>>37893845
She was 19


Familia
>>
26 normie
Mom says that she used to be shy when she was young and eventually she became social. Now she's got Stacy tier social skills.
>>
>>37894302
search for you birth certificate and find out
or ask her if she's not the type to hit her kids
>>
>>37893899
you're 19

sldjflsakdjf
>>
she was 40, my dad was 28. bit weird right?
>>
>16
>robot
>dad was 18
>>
>>37893845
49
Low tier robot
>>
>>37894488
Hot
Origoihhhh
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>>37893899
wait you are 19 years old or she was 19 years old she gave birth to you?
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>>37893845
26

I'm a cyborg at best.
>>
>>37893845
mom was 18, dad was 17

I'm 23 on /r9k/, what do you think
>>
15 (fifteen)
Don't ask
>>
>>37893845
if anyone says they're a fucking normie... gtfo
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>>37893845
27
Cyborg

My brother was born when she was 33 and the little shit is a fucking chad.
>>
38
I'm a robot and I suspect I have aspergers
>>
>>37893845
32
Idk if that's good or not
>>
>>37893845
about 43. I'm a cyborg
>>
26
Full robot. No redeeming qualities.
>>
My mom was 14
robot
>>
36
Same situation as
>>37893865
>>
>>37893845
28
Normie
Originally
>>
38. cybrogg
>>
40
Past robot but crawling into cyborg territory
>>
>25
>Cyborg

I'm a lower class bisexual white dude with schizophrenia who lives in a community that likes to constantly remind him of

1) How it's wrong to be prejudiced based on gender, sexuality and race.
and
2) How well he's got it based entirely on his presumed sexuality, gender and race.

Life is happy.
>>
>13
>robot

messed up situation
>>
>>37894544
I think it would have to be both
>>
>>37893845
21
completely hopeless robot
>>
Not sure, mid twenties something like that I think. But age is not the only factor.
>>
>>37893845
32
Literally autistic KV

My younger siblings are normal and functioning, though
>>
>36
Socially awkward Khv, turning 22 in a few months
>>
>>37898079
>khv
>just turned 22 over the weekend
I unironically hate myself
>>
>>37898149
Hey I turn 22 today. We shouldn't be so harsh on ourselves.
>>
41 this is probably the reason why I have mild autism and tourettes.
>>
>>37898264
>We shouldn't be so harsh on ourselves.
I'm khv at 22, I will literally never have a gf or friends at this point, I have no reason not to be hard on myself
>>
>>37898339
Same here. But I don't blame myself. I didn't get much to work with.
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>>37898392
I didn't either, I still hate myself and my joke of a life
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>>37893845
33 as well
Robot
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