>Parents are incredibly overbearing >Only told them about

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>Parents are incredibly overbearing
>Only told them about one girl I dated in high school and they made it super weird by trying to get over involved
>From there on out don't tell them about girls (which happens maybe once every 18 months)
>Best friend since elementary school comes out as gay
>We moved to the same town for college when we graduated and still hang out often
>Both of our parents assume we're in a lifelong secret romance
>Dad was originally upset that I was gay but has come to accept it
>We never talk about it
>Gay friend is a huge man slut
>I'm a loser but am still straight
>Get word from my sister my parents are staging an intervention to tell us both that they know we're dating and they're proud of us for being in such a stable relationship