>meet bong on gmod 3 years ago
>become friends
>autistic, neet, virgin just like me
>we have the same sense of humor and like the same games
>perfect robot friend
>talk and play vidya everyday
>he was going to murica this summer to work as a camp counselor or some shit
>say goodbye before he leaves
>he completely disapeared
>he hasn't been online on anything for 35 days now
>not discord, not steam, not skype, not whatsapp nothing
>everyday I look for news to see if any brit has been died or been kidnapped in the US
>he isn't trying to avoid me because he has no reason to and he hasn't ignored me
>what are the chances of him not having access to any wifi or mobile network for 30 days
>I'm worried I might have lost my best and only friend
is he dead?
i hate bongs they're stupid
>>37891234
me too
I can't stand british accents but he's actually alright becuase it's really subtle
American Summers are long aren't they? Like a few months?
He'll be back chill out OP
>>37891206
He lost his virginity Anon.
>>37891265
its not their accents. its just that theyre fucking retarded
the stereotype is that americans are stupid, but have you heard bong teenagers talk? I thought Ali G was a joke but they seriously act like that
his mom took away his computer for the summer chill
after going to summer camp he has changed as a person. Now he is a chad, smashing the Stacy pussy on the daily. Leaving you to rot alone in your room for the rest of your life.
>>37891662
Agreed. Been to London once. Would not revisit.
>>37891206
He probably got a girl anon
Sorry... Thooough