>finally get laid >it's not that great >do it

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>>37889807

I had sex with this Jewish girl I was dating for 2 years, the sex was terrible. She just stood there, laying down in bed like a creepy sex doll.

I met and fucked a Latina girl online. The sex was amazing, her pussy was so hot and wet that I almost dropped a huge load inside of her on purpose. I didn't pull out till the very last second and got so much cum on her and me.

Sex really depends on who you're having sex with.

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>>37889807
tiny dickley eh?

>>37889807
You're probably circumcised, aren't you ? Just tell me that you're actually a cutlet so I can laugh in your face.

>>37889897
Not OP but I'm cut and sex was fucking amazing when I finally got it

OP probably fucked a loose slut

>>37889868
>She just stood there, laying down in bed like a creepy sex doll.
>stood there
>laying down in bed
>stood
>laying down
>she was simultaneous standing up while laying down

No wonder the sex was bad, you were fucking an eldritch abomination.

>he is still surprised to find things normalfags like are usually shit.

>>37889868
>She just stood there, laying down
was she a wizard?

>>37889807

pretty much op.

do some mdma, now thats a great feeling

>>37889807
Yeah sex is really hyped up which is why you guys should stop making it your number one goal in life. A good meal or a fun round of your favorite video game is better than sex. And no, im not circumcised, and yes i've had sex "with love", not random hookups with thots.

>>37890046
>>37890002
...but did you have sex with REALLY HOT girls? because if you didn't then how does your opinion count?

>>37889937
Loose slut is a meme. Tightness is just related to how good her pelvic floor muscles are. The vag is also highly elastic so it's like saying your mouth will widen if you suck too much dick or talk too much shit. "Hymen is a layer you break" and "virgins all bleed" are also memes and shitty divination rods.

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>>37889807
sex isn't good. Jews just want you to think it's good

>>37889807
if you stop jacking off and watching porn for a week or two it will feel much better

>>37890122
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure m8, then why is it some girls can be models and actresses or just get paid for posting themselves on instagram and get a million followers, and other girls have to work at mcdonalds? why anon??!?!?

>>37890200
>if you stop eating for a week or two then food will taste much better
flawless logic there buddy

>>37890230
>food analogy
Fuck off, that's completely different

>>37890230
I mean it will tho

>>37890200
>>37890230
as a muslim that fasts for 20 hours everyday, I agree with this logic desu senpai

>>37890265
why is it different? they're both physical needs. oh you mean because you'll die without food but not without sex? okay how about this analogy...

>if you go camping in the woods for a week or two then sleeping in a warm bed will feel much better

>>37889937
>sex was fucking amazing
Except you don't have a reference point to compare it to. Amazing for you might mean shit for me. And that's probably true, since your glans has been rubbing 24/7 on clothes since after you were born, there's no way your dick is sensitive in any way. For you having your glans rubbed, pretty much what sex means, is something that happens literally everyday.
Sucks being an incomplete human being like you.

OP is probably cut as well which explains it, he hasn't responded yet, he's probably on suicide watch now after figuring it out.

>>37890210
Cause he's a fucking retard that has no idea what he's talking about. ''subjective'' is pretty much baby's first big word and people who use it as their only argument are usually cretins.

>>37890318
As a camper, what you just wrote is unironically true. Also, having to subsist on one meal of chilli paste and hard rice a day for three days, until I was literally lightheaded, caused 30cents store-bought jelly to taste like the absolute best nectar of the gods I have ever tasted. So even the food analogy is unironically true.

>>37890200
Sex is supposed to feel great any time you do it, you mongrel. What's the point of having a girlfriend if you have to wait two weeks between sex sessions else it feels like shit ? Might as well stop wasting your time with her.

>>37890230
>>37890318

Are you a fucking retard? All 3 ARE true. Jerking your dick off too much does null your sensitivity making actual sex that much less enjoyable.

>>37890347
No, because excessive fapping can remove sensitivity in your dick and can end up making sex feel dull because of it

If you don't fap for awhile you regain that sensitivity

>>37890468
you're 13, get off this board. and you used "null" wrong

Alright, I'm probably objectively a normie on this board so I'll throw in my two cents.

Sex is very dependant on who you're sleeping with. I've had good sex with fat chicks, bad sex with hot chicks, bad sex with one person and the next day amazing sex with the same girl. My biggest suggestion is to find a girl who is confidant and also your best friend. That's when everything clicks.

I didn't lose my virginity until a week before my 20th birthday and I'm widely considered an attractive guy. Just be patient, and good things will follow.

>>37889943
To be fair, standing is just laying down vertically

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>>37890535
woah, really tingled my neurons

>>37890501
The fact you clearly have 0 knowledge on how your dick works leads me to believe you're 13

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>>37890501
>you're 13, get off this board. and you used "null" wrong

You truly are retarded, stop posting

>Null
>being or amounting to nothing; nil; lacking; nonexistent.

>>37890347
But if you have completely different reference points, then does it really matter? Let's say that for you, 7 units of pleasure is great but 5 is a letdown. For cut anon, 5 units is great but 3 is a letdown. Your happiness is actully equal. To give an analogy, a born-rich person will be happy to afford a yacht but unhappy if he can only afford a car. A born-poor person will be happy to be able to buy a good car, but unhappy if he is struggling to pay for food. They are just living two different lives, and their satisfaction in life may actually be equal.

>>37890493
You know what else will remove your sensitivity ?
Having a lot of your nerve endings cut off after you were born.
You know what else removes it ? Having your glans skin thicken because it's constantly rubbing on shit cause it's not protected by it's mucous membrane called the fucking foreskin.

Also, masturbating with a foreskin is extremely easy and gentle on your dick head.
It's cutlets that lose sensitivity from masturbating because they have to do it in a less efficient unnatural way, also their initial lack of sensitivity makes them have to grip their dicks harder in order to masturbate.

Death grip is pretty much a cutfag thing.
Again, sucks being subhuman.
If you're at the point at which you can scratch your phone screen with your dick just kill yourselves, there's nothing you can do to make it better.

>>37890631
if you're uncut, you don't know what cut feels like, it's nowhere near as bad as you make it out to be, stop using your pseudo-logic to explain something you know nothing about.

What the fuck up with 4chan's obsession with foreskin? tired of this fucking 'cut' meme, stop obsessing over dickskin you fucking fag.

>>37890709
It's because he's a bitter virgin and being uncut is one of the very few things he can be "proud" of

>>37890709
>pseudo-logic
Except it's real you fucking retard. If you actually believe that cutting an important and sensitive part of your dick supposed to protect the most sensitive part of your dick that also happens to make masturbation easier won't decrease your pleasure then you must have shit for brains.

Enjoy your sandpaper glans, faggot. Go buy some lube to masturbate so you don't get friction burns.

>stop obsessing over dickskin you fucking fag.
Top notch argument, twat. I bet you were the captain of the debate team in high school.
Why are all cutfags so dumb and in denial ?

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>>37890779
Is it possible for cutfags to become uncut through stretching or whatever, or is that a meme

>>37890736
Another triggered cutlet.
Did you get that wet sock ready so you can masturbate ? Are you at the point at which you can polish your nails on your glans so you can achieve the true subhuman status ?

Also, friendly reminder that you were both circumcised without your consent and that your foreskin was sold to make facial creams for roasties and you can't legally do anything abou tit. Ouch.

>>37890808
It's an extremely tedious process, not everyone can do it and you don't get your original sensitivity back.

>>37890808
It's possible, but you can't regrow the lost nerves and it takes months if not over a year. You also have to put some weird device on your dick for most of the day

>>37890849
>>37890844
>Don't get your sensitivity back
Well fuck that, what's the point

If I ever have a kid I'm making sure the Jews don't cut him, it should be illegal to mutilate a dick like this

>>37890779
again, you prove your ignorance. my glans is soft and I don't have to have a 'deathgrip' to jerk off. sex and masturbation feel great.

>>37890736
I think this guy is right, or you're just a faggot if you spend this much time thinking about dicks.

>>37890880
It should be illegal. The best part is that women are the ones acting like they're oppressed and that they don't have a choice over their own bodies, lol.
''My body my choice'' Yet they completely ignored the fact that it's males who don't have the right to genital integrity, probably while using foreskin creams as well.
The hypocrisy is so blatant it's actually funny. You can't do anything but laugh at these poor faggots with their damaged genitals and mental gymnastics to defend their mutilations.

>>37890953
>my glans is soft
Well if you say so I guess this discussion is over. You showed me, there's absolutely no way that you could be lying. I should totally trust you instead of common sense and medical research that shows that having a sensitive body part completely exposed and amputating another usually doesn't help with sensitivity, quite the opposite.

>sex and masturbation feel great.
So I could've gotten a PC, but I got a console. I don't really get this PC master race bullshit.
I play games at 27 FPS and they look and feel great. All these people who say you could do better than that are fucking retarded.

>>37891072
>I don't really get this PC master race bullshit.

I don't get your 'uncut' master race bullshit either.

>You showed me, there's absolutely no way that you could be lying.
Why would I be lying? I know what my dick feels like regardless of what 'medical' papers you've read. It's kind of sad and pathetic that you actually went and researched this stuff, is this some inferiority complex on your part? why do you care so mluch? it's really weird.

>>37891183
>why do you care so mluch?
Because boys are being circumcised without their consent, you fucking retard. That's a violation of ethics, dumbass that's why it's important to be informed.
Not only that, women get a right to genital integrity while we don't, fucking retarded cunts.

You can circumcise a male without invoking any medical benefits only for religious reasons in so called ''civilized'' countries, but you can't circumcise a roastie even if it involves the exact same thing, cutting the prepuce.

How does that not make your blood boil ? Not only this, they also claim to be the oppressed ones regarding their bodies, this level of hypocrisy makes me want to puke.

>>37889868
she's pretty hot though honestly, I kind of prefer it when girls do nothing also, I take it as I'm allowed to do what I want and make it amazing for us both.

>>37891424
>she's pretty hot though honestly, I kind of prefer it when girls do nothing also, I take it as I'm allowed to do what I want and make it amazing for us both.

That's not her, I've posted her pic here before and robots called her ugly. My friends and family called her ugly as well. HER OWN friends and family told me I was too good looking for her and her more attractive sister tried to fuck me. If she looked like that at least I could play with her tits and could admire her pale skin.

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I am literally shaking right now.
You can't just tell people sex is shit and expect them to go "oh ok" after the whole world hypes it up their whole life.
Sex absolutely does matter, even if just to realize it doesn't actually matter.
fuck you

>>37890230
That isn't wrong

>>37891315
Comparing circumcision to clit mutilation is completely different. Circumcision doesn't ruin sex for a male and also is healthier.

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>>37889807
>had sex
>multiple times
leave

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>>37892275
>healthier
t. Schlomo

>>37889943
>Le Lovecraft XDDD

>>>/reddit/

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>>37893391
Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947

Circumcision linked to alexithymia
http://www.mensstudies.com/content/2772r13175400432/?p=a7068101fbdd48819f10dd04dc1e19fb&pi=4

The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission
http://jme.bmj.com/content/36/12/798.abstract

Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence
http://www.4eric.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MC.pdf

There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1753-6405.2011.00761.x/full

Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977

Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847

Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits
http://www.circumcision.org/policy.htm

Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/

Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902

Circumcision has negligible benefit
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9091693

Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731

Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9393302

Circumcision linked to psychological trauma
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/

Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682

You are literally selling part of your son to multimillion dollar industry
https://www.babble.com/mom/3-strange-uses-for-infant-foreskins/

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>>37889868
>Stood there
>Laying down

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>>37891424
>make it amaizing for the both of us

Well you clearly dont sense you made this thread. Fucking retard

I get more pleasure out of fapping t b h

>>37889807
feels way better to rape

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>>37890975
>You can't do anything but laugh at these poor faggots with their damaged genitals and mental gymnastics to defend their mutilations.
If uncut dick is so great, how come you can't even manage to put yours in a girl?

>>37893459
I'm glad you took the time to post all that info one here.
My circumcised dick feels great, though. I have no sexual inadequacies and am very happy.
But seriously, keep posting all that info we will definitely read; it's awesome that you're concerned with my penis.

>>37890230

Doing anything to excess numbs the pleasure you get from the activity

That's why life is generally more enjoyable if you don't indulge in your desires too often and consciously choose to abstain from things at times. Unfortunately decadence is the norm now and we've forgotten what it means to suffer

>>37891858
"Sex" is a originally a scientific/medical term, you don't go down on a girl and lick her pussy and in that moment think to yourself what nice "SEX" this is.

>>37893563
That guy isn't OP

>>37893934
sex = sexually reproducing, condom fucking bj hj butt fucking birth control fucking etc are the same as jacking off