Post the most epic sentence you've ever heard in your years

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"But I poop from there!" "Not right now you don't."

>"There's no dehydrated cunts in here!"

https://www.youporn.com/watch/12507903/femalefaketaxi-marine-gives-driver-a-good-fuck/

>It's been 10 seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree

>Imma fuck her hair

>>Some girls want to be virgins forever, others start thinking about having sex with everyone around them by age nine.
Then she says
>>I wanna get friendly with my intestines
As a retort,if I recall, to her being turned inside out during anal fisting, not that she actually got turned inside out during it, she was just saying such things. She may have said before that last
>oh yeah I wanna be turned inside out
And such. It's funny they upload that vid of her not as often, until you realise it's illegal to promote such an ideal, though for girls like her it's true, about the age nine thing.

>>37889328
>"YEAH BITCH EAT THAT FUCKING RICE CRISPY TREAT"

Wait, is that a Costco membership card?

>>37889328
Sauce on the sixtee- I mean 18 year old pls

>>37889544
I must marry that woman

I think it's something like
>fuck that! that's not organic!

>>37889328
>nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
Yes they put this line in a porn movie

>"Stop chasing me naked woman!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8M46rr6VmU

>"your dogs watching us"

>>37890335
I've always wondered about those ads of porn versions of blockbuster movies like Pirates of the Caribbean. Is anyone aroused by that?

I mean, I understand the attraction to alien mutant porn more than this.

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>>37889328
It's not a single sentence, but this exchange is godly.

>>37890438
just imagine how's that pussy now in 2017.

>>37890438
that movie had some hardcore german banter
poor fatass

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>>37889488
>HEY WHAT THE FUCK

ORINGINAIO

>>37890438
what movie is this?

OREGANO

>>37890335
did they put the "big guy for you" line in a porno?

>>37889766
I theenk eet eess deess one

https://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5654d278b45f7

>>37890993
She's 18 though. It's an actor.

>>37891057
No, I want tto believe!!!!

every line in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWpMWQy8SNw&ab_channel=TeamGamerfood

>>37890962
Yes.
>>>/gif/10805136

>>37890993
Jesus Christ that guy is huge. Looks like he's going to split her in half.

>>37889328

weeeeeeeeeeew


I WANT THAT VIDEO HAHA

>>37891931

I'm upset he didn't.

>>37889328
>Do you like this?
>I can't do it
>"you will be surprised to see what you can do if you try"
also
>Im gonna tell mom

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White guy-interracial with Asian girl
>"not all of them are these big, your people usually don't"

"I'm not actually the big dad wolf! IM SKELETOR!"

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>oh yeah, there's so much butter in my ass