>Meet a girl
>Tell her my name
>Leave and come back
>She calls me by my name
>I have planted the seed of my name in her head
>plant a seed = ejaculate
>Therefore, I have nutted inside a girl and am thus no longer a virgin
Care to disprove my logic, robots?
If a girl's vagina is so massive that she can pull it apart and you stick your penis in and jerk off and cum inside her without your penis ever touching the vagina, you're still a virgin.