>tfw gassy
>tfw can't stop burping and farting
>burps taste like the smell of rotten eggs
>farts smell like fresh shit and garbage
please help me
>Problem
You're dying
>Solution
Stop that.
>>37885321
Simethicone, motherfucker.
Are you actually fucking stupid op? eat right... just look up easy recipes even
>never eat fast food
>bought chilli cheese nuggets from mcdicks on a whim yesterday
>absolutely disgusting by the way
>can not stop farting the deadliest farts ive ever had nonstop today
>cant open window because its hot
>cant keep it closed or ill choke
i dont deserve this. it was just a little mistake
>>37885321
You sure it wasn't broccoli?