Serious unironic question: how the FUCK do people get girlfriends?

>>37882018
they compensate in others areas. meanwhile you're a pathetic bitter loser who excels at nothing in life.

>>37882018

How does one become bf and gf in the first place? Is it like the movies where the guy gets all shy and says "want to be my gf? teehee" and then the girl says yes and kisses him then after that, they walk towards the sunset with Simple minds - don't you forget about it me playing in the background?

>>37882033
nah mate I'm more successful than a big part of the population, I try to be more sophisticated too when it comes to art, philosophy and general knowledge, and I work out a lot because I really fell for the ubermensch meme. The only problem is I have the classic 4chan cynicism because I basically grew up here so my social life went to shit

I also wonder this. I cant even imagine myself with a gf now.
>coming to your messy, dirty house
>meeting her parents and siblings ie her chad brothers
>having to fart/burp around her
>trying to look at her without my neckrolls showing
>not eating like a disgusting slob
>having her see your beer gut covered in unnatural purple stretch marks
>having her go on your computer full of autistic racist memes, gore and other weird shit
>holding a conversation
Its never happening...

ask girls out

>>37882018

I'm 35 anon and still never had a girlfriend.
Just crying in my beer.
Goodluck

>>37882018
>practice basic social skills
>make yourself presentable
>/actually/ approach girls
>keep doing this til one says yes

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>>37882018
Don't actively seek women anon, just let it happen naturally.

>>37882106
Just the asking part. Romantic relationships generally start out as a type of friendship and as you grow more comfortable with the other person, the relationship deepens. Then usually one asks the other about being boyfriend and girlfriend. Some people do what you say, other people don't. And other people ask each other to be bf/gf in different ways, some weird. A friend of mine told me that this girl said that she would only be his gf if he took her to some place and asked her there. We all thought it was weird but he did it and theyve been together for years.
So the point it that there is a lot of variance in relationships and labels don't make them uniform.

>>37882319
this advice is a one-way street to ensuring you end up lonely in life

>>37882412
Maybe, but when you do find the one you will know she IS the one.

Online but I figure this can be part luck.

Ive dated beta guys. I tend to meet them online. Dating sites, 4chan. Butttt I think the stars have to align..
Has to message me at a time I'm actually checking my messages on said website. Has to have sent a message that catches my attention. (It doesn't have to be amazing. Not just 'hi'. And not creepy).Profile interests me (this is big. Similar interests are huge). Pictures can be whatever as long as they're not Chad style or over the top cringe.

Ask me what I thought about fallout 4 and I'm bound to reply. I think questions that are friendly and or leverage well from her interests probably are good.

Hope this helps. Note I do send messages first too. But I think most girls log in and have so many messages they don't go and search themselves. Once they're through the messages they spent enough time that they're moving onto the next activity of the evening?

>>37882176
>I try to be more sophisticated too when it comes to art, philosophy and general knowledge
Try to be more sophisticated in terms of knowledge of your immediate surroundings and social environment instead. Get to know the people in your community. If you don't have a community then you should bloody well join one because at 25, you don't have much time left

>>37882319
after doing 31 years of this, i can confirm it doesn't work

>>37882176
this is part of the problem, you sound like you take yourself to seriously, and the fedora, im superior meme

>>37882319
Worst advice in the whole thread fampaifaggot

Social circle is huge, also just luck but they won't admit that.

>>37882018
You need friends first, i.e. a social circle.

>Go to an event held by friend
>Sit in the corner
>Few girls sit near me since no chairs
>Start talking to one
>2 months later putting my benis into her
>Not actually my GF but we sometimes go out for dinner

>>37882439
but how will you find her if you're not looking

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>>37882176
>deluded narcissist
imagine my shock

is there a way to find a gf without having to talk to women? pls respond

>>37883333
deaf gf

checked

Have you tried being yourself? It worked for me.

>>37882033
The average male excels at absolutely nothing. I often see completely unremarkable men with girlfriends. Not hot ones or anything, and definitely not loyal (I've seen damn near everyone's gf on tinder). But girlfriends nontheless.

I assume OP shares my curiosity as to how exactly these men got their women. Like, how did they meet them, seduce them, and so on.

>>37882018
>trying

that's your problem. the minute you stop actively seeking it out and just lead a normal life you'll start coming into contact with plenty of women, at least a handful of whom will find you attractive, If you're desperately sniffing around for clung, women detect that a mile away.

Don't be afraid of the sluts

1. Ask girl out
2. She says no? Go to step 1. Yes? Go to step 3.
3. Gf

>>37883386
Idk about this. I stopped trying for over a year... And I had an encounter of a couple hours once.

I don't go out. I rarely have to talk to others at my job.. and don't.

I swear this isn't some magic fix

I met mine at school it happened naturally and we knew for 3 years before we dated so yeah honestly dont rush it just be yourself

>>37883440
i was the same way for ages too; i know it's hard but getting past the anti-social barrier is very important; women aren't going to seek you out, you need to go where they are and that means making friends, then socialising with them.

>>37882018
Ignore all the people telling you to approach women. If you're not at least an 8/10, she'll flat out refuse to interact with you.

>>37884041
Yep, better stay in the basement and die a virgin.

>>37882018
Try harder? What else do you want to be told?

Nice choice of pornstar.

>>37883509
What kind of places though?

I literally just stopped worrying so much about embarrassment, and therefore I could go talk to girls I saw easily and ask them out.
Boom, gf

>>37884065
80/20 rule, bitch.

If the game is rigged before you were even born, what's the point of even trying?

>>37882216
>Implying she ever goes on my porn machine
But seriously I fart and burp around my gf now like it's nothing. I rip just disgusting, stanky farts in the car with her and then lock the windows all the time.

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>>37882286
M8 youre a wizard

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The girl has to want to be with the guy before he "wins" her and this is a decision she makes in the first 10 seconds of meeting you. She will give signs and opportunities to approach her and build a small relationship and it's your job to take the hint and initiate more and more contact until you are in a relationship. A large part of this is actually enjoying each others company and sharing a true friendship based on trust and affection.

You cannot achieve this if you radiate hatred for women or yourself. You probably can't do this if you are some combo of fat, ugly or short.

>>37884119

That's objectively not true though since the majority of healthy young men find multiple mid to long term relationships before they turn 30. You are an abberation and the anecdotes your fellow autists spin to justify giving up do not reflect the state of society in any way. The game is only rigged because you as a person are not supposed to breed.

>>37884119
You misspelled "80/20 meme", virgin.

>>37884207
>tfw you perceive these "signs" coming from women and your first instinct is "DANGER GET AWAY" or "IGNORE UNTIL GONE"
>girl awkwardly lingers near me in a weak attempt to provoke me into saying something
>either remove myself from the situation or hyperfocus on what I'm doing until she leaves
>tfw cockblocked by fear

>>37884207
You got the first part right but the second part wrong. You can never know what a girl likes in a guy.

>>37884291
Women actually seek out your company? Are you good looking or something? A woman hasnt tried once to initiate conversation with me?

>>37884321

This hasn't been your board for some time now. Maybe wizchan would be more your speed.

>>37882018
Isn't it a bit funny how you consider them the beta?

>>37884321
I guess I must be good looking, I lost a bunch of weight recently and I've been noticing this shit more and more.

I think I inadvertently shut down roasties all day at my wageslave job. They perceive it as me being dismissive of them, while in actuality it's me being too huge of a pussy to even maintain eye contact or say anything at all to them.
Or maybe I'm just being delusional, I dunno.

>>37882216
>be fit
>clean apartment once a week, usually looks ok rest of week because i tidy up
>no visible abs but flat stomach
>cook and eat civil
>still no gf

>>37882018
The trick is to not revolve your every decision around getting a gf. Through this you get self confidence and a general disinterest for "needing" a gf. You self confidence permeates naturally without you even noticing, you'll naturally talk to people, make friends, and eventually get a gf.

I don't think there's a specific place to get gfs. You can get them anywhere.

>>37884119
Imagine for a second if you manage to beat those supposed odds and get a gf. Wouldn't that feel like more of a victory as opposed to an even playing field?

>>37882018
You need to be someone else. Make a timemachine or a personality replacement syringe and turn your life around.

Most of us here are those who arent meant to have gfs. Hell i dont even like being around people in general. But my sex drive leaves me interested in women from a lonely distance.
Probably why ive had numerous online relantionships but never even kissed a girl irl.

>>37882106
Never asked a girl to be my gf, that's what kids do.
Usually if I like a girl I find a way to hang out with her, probably with other people at first.
Then after I feel we got close enough, this could take 2-4 times going out together as a group, if I feel she's reciprocating (they usually are), I just find a way to be alone with her. Either ask her to do something just the two of us, or separate her from the group.
Make her laugh, or cause a mock fight over something (like grab her cellphone so she's trying to grab it back and gets closer to me), and then kiss her.

I am pretty selective with the girls I go for, so far has been 5/6 success rate or so.

>>37884207
Women have it so easy all they UAV e to do is stand around and think I can read minds while I have to do everything and hope that signal she gave me was actually something

>>37882319

This advice only works if you're in middle school, or an adult Chad.

>>37884207
this is so true, the idea that men choose their mates is a meme. Women choose who they want to fuck, they get to be the gatekeepers of sex.

>school

Yep. Single 18-22 year olds everywhere. If you can't get a GF in that environment, you're probably doomed to wizardry.

>work

It happens, but it's best not to shit where you eat.

>>37882176
>"Hi anon!"
>"Y-you too, my fair lady!"
>"Where were you for Stacey's birthday party? I didn't see you there."
>"Well o-of course not, why would I participate in something as rudimentary, primitive, and lacking in intellectual stimulation, as that?"
>"It was actually pretty fun. There was lots of pool games!"
>"Oh games? My strength is good for that. I can deadlift over 400 pounds. You never date a man as strong as me, I'm the best you've got, so you might as well settle, I'm just being honest here."
>"That's cool, anon."
>"I was reading Voltaire. Have you heard of Voltaire?"
>"Nah not really."
>"You've not? Oh wait, you're a woman. Well ok, well, um, you see, he is uh-"

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Meeting GFs through church is really common. Lots of retreats for teenagers, 20-something groups, etc. The atheists have no idea what they're missing in terms of pure qts, networking, and a general sense of belonging...

Hobby groups are really common too. Before geek stuff went all mainstream in the mid-00's you could meet some quality girls at anime clubs, etc. There's some pretty decent women in cooking classes, hiking/rockclimbing groups, etc.

>>37884252
>The game is only rigged because you as a person are not supposed to breed.
Having a gf doesn't equal breeding, no one is supposed to breed.

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>>37886286

>Middle school
didn't get a qt gf

>High school
didn't get a qt gf, graduated a khv

>college
finally accepted I'm toxic with qt girls and dated a girl who was a 5/10. Lost my virginity to her. Broke up cause I thought I could do better. Have yet to get a qt gf

How fucked am I, lads?

It's had been getting easier and easier for normies to get girls, but harder and harder for robots.

>>37886407
>Broke up cause I thought I could do better. Have yet to get a qt gf

Retard. That's why cheating is a thing.

>>37886288
Perfect
Orgeenials

>>37886324
I can't stand church girls though. I went to school with them, and you don't know the half of what they say. Church = boys to them, and nothing else, some of them had a new bf every two weeks. They have 3 hour conversations on how to pick up a guy, aka you gotta sit near to him, but not too near because that would be obvious and sooo slutty. They harassed the other girls all the time for "contacts", aka "ok i need every friend of my target to spill his secrets to me. As my friends, the lot of you have got to get me as much as intel on him as possible, or ur completely useless and I'm dumping the lot of you."

And then, in front of guys, they go from "EH EH EH! WHO IS THAT GUY?? YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!!" to the sweetest, most pure, shy and gentle waifs to grace this earth. It's staggering.

It may be different where you live, but I have never seen that level of catty drama from the non-church girls

i'm 27 and it feels too late for me. never had one gf

30 year old virgin here. I don't even have any friends. You'll get used to it, OP. I even prefer it now.

>>37882018

OKCupid werked for me. I'm a filthy normie now.

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>>37884207

how do i stop radiating self hatred pls

>>37886574
Forgot to mention, this only worked after I lost a bunch of weight and got /fit/. Women are shallow creatures and crave to be dominated by a strong, confident, non-slob.

>TFW had two gfs
>30 now
Had sex with both no condor came inside vj
>Current one is my fiancee now
>Took her virginity shes 31 anal and vagina cherry
>Came inside her vagina 10 literal yes 10 times yesterday
>She's Asian
>I'm also Asian
R u even trying ?
Literally lucked out on dating sites

>>37886633
I guess you dont, it just kills you from the inside. Do you already avoid looking into mirrors or look at your reflection in public?

>>37885438
Reading this just made me angry, how do you even have friends in the first place to hang out with?

>>37882018
When people lower than you are more sucessful than you, then it's time to reevaluate your spot on the social ladder. Just be honest man, we all know we're at the bottom.

>hang out at areas, jobs, hobbies with a lot of young women around
>be handsome or muscular or special in a good way
>be courageous and brave
>have a LOT of luck
>don't be fastidious

I'm 21 and I've had 3 girlfriends and 5 sexual partners.

>>37882018

They have cute faces meanwhile you're ugly.

>>37887464
You don't even need luck in those situations. Let's say you work in a mall. As long as you are not ugly and not overly autistic you should get some pussy eventually.

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>>37882018
>posting a pornstar who takes the bbc

>>37887516
Yeah only if u are white....

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>Don't be needy
>Seem cool and aloof
>Make them laugh
>Don't try to be friends first
>If they don't fall for you within a couple weeks of meeting them, move on.
>Invite them on a first date somewhere where you can talk and easily bail in a pinch. Cafe or coffee house, NOT a movie, etc.
>Incorporate touch - guide them somewhere, etc.
>Act like you have no baggage. Never complain about an ex, etc.

Indicators she's not interested:
>Gives you any contact info but a phone number. IE, normies don't use e-mail to socialize.
>Wants to hang out in a group setting.
>Any kind of talk about not being ready for a relationship, etc.
>Takes forever to respond to messages.
>Cringes away from you.
>Acts really stiff and formal.

>>37882018
ill give you the truth. Its surprisingly easy, and its what i do while talking to women all of the time. They are literally just people too. I look at women, regardless of who they are or how they look and just see someone who has bills to pay, has friends, maybe a dog, and is more than likely just trying to make ends meet. They are just like most men in that regard. They piss and shit just like the rest of us. Normalizing them is the best way imo. You cant put them on a pedestal unless you think you are the best fucking shit. Ive gotten many women out of my league and even now, at my new job, im not here even 2 weeks and i have 3 dates.
It helps that i just generally know how to talk to people because my father was a salesman my entire life, but at the end of the day they got all the bs we got and once you see that, its real easy to talk to them.
Im nothing special, no big dick no 6 feet no nothing. I just know how to speak to women and developed ways to sell myself while still seeing them as someone who just might hate work as much as i do.

Good luck robots. ill be here for a bit so you can ask me something if you like.

>>37882319
This does not work, I can guaran-fucking-tee you all.

>>37882319
Sure it works.
>I never get out of my house.
>If I ever get out nobody ever talks to me.
>My natural tendency is to push everyone away who gets too close.
Tbh, my plan is now to try to get rich and hopefully some filipina whore falls for me.

>>37882689
that is fucking sad, I don't want to close myself inside a box and hide the real world from me, that is the path to become a cipher for the rest of your life

>>37883350
underrated af lol

>>37884434
ask them sometime, see if you were being delusional. I mean really, what do you have to lose by asking?

We're all gonna die one day anyway and life ultimately is pointless anyways

>>37885438
sounds too chad to be true

its very simple really.

through other friends.

people that have friends go to private parties that have girls, and they meet.
and im not even counting the poor fuckers that's just there for female company and don't get sex

>>37882018
Are you retarded?
>Make friends with a girl,
>establish that your interested in being more than friends early on.

>>37886288
oh man how do you even know those words? Well I guess the first step to overcoming neckbeardiness is to become self-aware of being one.

go after the ones you don't actually care about
works for me

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>>37882018
>how the FUCK do people get girlfriends?
It's one of those things that everyone (except you) knows and no one will be able to teach you, as the best answer you will get when asking is "dude it just happens" because it's something you learn by osmosis through all those interpersonal experiences you missed through childhood and adolescence while telling yourself that "someday it will happen". Now you're 25+ at the end of university AKA the "spring of youth" and scratching your head while staring at the trail left by all those people that left you behind because that "someday" didn't come and now you're stuck in a situation where no matter how old you get as far as intrapersonal intelligence goes you're at the same level you were when you were 10 years old.
Don't worry about it, even if you did it wouldn't make a single difference. Years upon years of having and empty heart don't get fixed no matter how much normies or self improvement guides try to tell you the opposite.
TL;DR: Acquire currency, find some sort of coping mechanism (anime, novels, etc) and say goodbye to the people of the real world. They're not gonna miss you, you shouldn't either.

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>>37882176
we've found the problem Houston

>>37882018
Met my first girlfriend at school. She came up to me and we started to flirt and talk, until I eventually asked her out.

Met my second girlfriend online with some shitty dating app, went to shit after she started to see other guys.

Met my third girlfriend through a friend who was pretty cool with me but eventually broke up because I'm an idiot

My fourth girlfriend was the girl who was friends with my third. Dumped third girlfriend and started to date her. Turns out we have a lot in common like hating each other.

Right now I don't have a girlfriend but I'm seeing this girl from work.

To get a girlfriend you have to be friends with them first. Make them laugh or have fun so they enjoy being with you. Then make yourself look better, wear nice clothing, shower, brush teeth, get haircut, smell better, exercise and eat healthy. No girl wants a fat lazy greasy neet with yellow teeth.

>>37886633
just let yourself die a little until the point you're willing to commit suicide, you have to go through a deep introspection to become normal again, or close to normal.

>>37888741

It literally "just happens" to normies and chads though, its crazy. I worked with a guy around my age who literally just kept falling into relationships with attractive girls. Being a turbo normie, having a large social circle and being above average height made it too easy for him.

>>37888741
you just have to be attractive. if you are not attractive then you will just spend time being their personal clown and emotional tampon.

when you are attractive, things go good very quickly, you start dating a girl in the first day you met her or the first week, unattractive guys have to squeeze their way in very methodically just to get a date

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>>37886324
The nicest qt I've met so far was a church girl, she's going to some christian university on the east coast now... I wish I could say I'd have a chance with her but we were ever only acquaintances in high school.
>tfw pastor-in-training Chadrick is probably going on modest, wholesome dates with her as we speak, with the goal of officially marrying her in a church before consummating their love in the marriage bed

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>>37882176
>I'm more successful than a big part of the population, I try to be more sophisticated too when it comes to art, philosophy and general knowledge, and I work out a lot because I really fell for the ubermensch meme. The only problem is I have the classic 4chan cynicism because I basically grew up here so my social life went to shit

>>37887064
Yeah, that's a lot harder. I'm not too great at maintaining friends. But I am alright w/making them.
Make friends in a pre-existing social structure, school, college or at your place of work. You kind of need to strike the iron when it's hot.
First couple of weeks at the university, or work place are crucial for creating a social circles. These people don't have to become your friends right away, but you have to create a connection where it's fine to randomly talk to them.

See when you're new to your surroundings, it's acceptable to approach people and start random conversations, you have an excuse: you have no one else to turn to as you're "new". You also have an excuse to approach people and ask them questions that later you should know the answer already.
Later on, this kind of behavior becomes creepy and weird. so time IS crucial.

If you have none of these options then it has to be through hobbies. I cycle, so I've googled and searched on fb groups that do this in my area and joined one. We meet up and go once a week. It's harder to get friends through this, but it's still possible. Time is important yet again, the longer you wait before initiating socialization the less chance you have to succeed.
Doesn't mean you throw yourself at people on the first day and try to become basis, but you should establish some communication basis and later expand on that.

For someone who has little experience in this, it's hard to moderate correctly. Not to come on too fast yet avoid stalling communication to the point of drifting apart. Not to mention, each time is unique and you have to learn social ques.

But there is no way to learn this except practice. You will fail some, but as long as you're not a retard and don't go into a fit of depression every time, this is a start.

I don't know and the pleasures of the flesh don't make up for the pain of losing a woman you love.

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>>37882176
>nah mate I'm more successful than a big part of the population, I try to be more sophisticated too when it comes to art, philosophy and general knowledge, and I work out a lot because I really fell for the ubermensch meme. The only problem is I have the classic 4chan cynicism because I basically grew up here so my social life went to shit

If this post doesn't scream fedora I don't know what does. I'm saving this for a pasta.

>>37882018
Stop trying so hard, that's just plain creepy. Instead of focusing on the girl start focusing on yourself. You have to like your own personality before expecting anyone to love it. And don't think that a girl will fix your problems.

Based on the image it might seem that you put your standarts too high.

>>37886407
>broke up cause I thought I could do better
That's roastie mentality lad

>>37882176
>classic 4chan cynicism
cynicism is one of the worst personality traits there is. no wonder girls don't wanna be around you. try being a positive and fun person

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>5'5
>picking up my sisters friend
>sister told me she once had a crush on me when I was mini Chad
>now I'm mini Robot
>start asking her questions about her bf
>doesn't have one
>asked her what she likes and dislikes
>see her fidgeting with her hair and acting shy, this seems like a good sign
>before I drop her off, I ask her for her number, if she says no then I know she's not interested
>if she says yes, I have a chance
>she says yes and we exchange numbers
>start texting each other, a lot
>ask her over text if she wants to go out on a date
>she says yes, a week later we're having raw sex on my bed

I guess I got really lucky