This happened a few years back
>Be me, 14
>It's midnight
>Hear things downstairs
>I hear someone speaking
>panic.exe
>It's a home intruder
>I hear something dragging and scraping on the sidewalk a bit later
>I panic and grab my pocket knife
>Go downstairs once I'm calm
>Immediately go to sister to see if she heard it too
>She laughs
>"That was my boyfriend leaving"
>mfw the home intruder was my sister's boyfriend
>mfw I didn't even know she had a boyfriend
Thought she was a lesbian, to be honest
You have a whore for a sister too? Same.
>>37880584
Honestly really glad she moved out
>>37880551
do you regret not stabbing him ?
If my sister had sex without my permission I would mutilate her vagina desu.
Luckily I don't have a sister so I won't ever experience the pain of having a roastie toastie sister
>>37881479
>roastie toastie
jesus christ i'm dying