>mom's wants to start charging me rent or she'll

>>37879743
You have to kill her tbqh senpai.

>>37879743
Have you considered paying rent?

>>37879743
Offer her a sex for rent arrangement.

Pay your rent or move out, like anyone else in the real world who isn't a spoiled little shit

Join the army. orig

>mother charging her son rent
Americans aren't human

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>>37879828
Too old to join the army.

>>37879743
Weak option: get a job and pay rent
Strong option: get benefits from the government
Genius option: go to college full time, get financial aid, pass your classes, give her half of your payout at the end of a semester (~500)

Just judging from the way you wrote your post, I'm guessing your mumsy didn't just decide to do this out of thin air. You're probably an ungrateful little shit who does nothing and contributes nothing despite being well over the age of 18 and still living at home.

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>rent is an option

heh, they just told me to get out and since I am a capable human, I left and never went back.

>>37880005
You're over 28? Damn

>>37880005
So you're like 40 years old and still living with your mother? And you have no clue why she might be upset about this?