Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Help me out guys. I'm scared. I

>>37877181
Low T
Beta male

>>37877181
stop giving out uncalled for compliments you beta cuck

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Please help. Wat do?

>>37877218
dont be afraid op
let the spaghetti out

>>37877181
she's fat isnt she? can tell right away

>>37877181
tell her you want babies now OP

dude ask her out bro! she totally totes!

>>37877181
Never write the last line, when you say "I mean that though". It's one compliment, you should've said something like "maybe I'll see it in person sometime". Also, never use lol, haha, and if you really have to very rarely emoticons.

You can just follow it up with something like "so when I'm I going to see that smile in person?"

I'm a robot, this shit isn't supposed to happen. I don't fucking know what to say or do or fucking anything

>>37877261
Well what do you want from it? You want to take her on a date, do you want to fuck her, get her nudes or what?

>>37877226
>your handsome
>your

Also,
>that classic fat girl picture angle.

No need to sperg out over a slam piggie. They are there for our practice.

>>37877249
Just look at that face and angle lol. At least OP is trying though

>>37877271
i want a wifey

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>>37877260
D-did I do good?
>>37877271
I just kind of want anything anon. Fuggg is good future gf is better, I don't care, I just don't want to be lonely

>>37877226
Why are you rejecting her compliment you retard? Why even go on the app is you have no self esteem. Stop acting like a beta dude I'm rooting for you

>>37877226
Time to go for the kill. Type the following:

"Hey I don't know if you're free on Friday but do you want to grab a drink?"

>>37877226
>>37877261
write "so how about we get some coffee [insert place here] at [insert time here] sound good to you?"

>>37877226
Reply You're*

>>37877226
>haha really?
Stop. Hahaing. Its the ultimate anti pussy just take the compliment dont put yourself down.

>>37877322
Much better than your other posts

>>37877322
Yea, but make sure when she says yea you arrange it in the next few days, maybe for the weekend but not next week.

I assume you have a car and can drive? Do you have your own place?

She might say "what will we do?". Some other people gave good suggestions.

>>37877322
Just ask her to fuck retard. She's a fatty so she'll say yes

>>37877322
rooting for you OP

"You seem cool wanna grab dinner this Friday?"

>>37877181

>only face pic
>looks slightly chubby even when only showing her face
>using shitty instagram-tier filter

Probably a whale OP. Abort mission.

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>>37877359
I don't have a car, I literally just moved to Utah and I live on my campus. It sucks I have to rely on public transportation for a while until I can figure something out.

And it begins

>>37877386

She definitely wants the D. Again though:
>only face pic
>looks slightly chubby even when only showing her face
>using shitty instagram-tier filter

Could be a whale comrade, pls be careful.

>>37877386
>keauna

That sounds Hawaiian. You in Hawaii?

>>37877419
>>37877386
Disregard, just read the Utah part.

>>37877419

He just said he moved to Utah anon, what the fuck?

>>37877386
You don't care she's fat or are you fat too?

>>37877386
You could tell her you just moved here and live on campus so it's a bit hard to get around.

You could ask her if she wants to hang out after work (everywhere will be closed so you'l either go over or she'll come over). This means you're fucking. It also wont sound bad since it's seeming it's hard to meet up because of your schedules

Others have already said it, but I'm assuming you're not great looking yourself (sorry to be rude), so unless you super ugly I think she'll fuck you.

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>>37877419
>you in charge of reading

To all of you anons saying she's fat, her pics make her seem thicc but cute thicc like the kind that would give her ass
>wanting to fuck a stick

Just when I realized I didnt post the screenshot I got this message.
I think I dun good thanks r9k

>>37877181
Go in for the kill op, don't play games

>>37877493

Shave those pubes m8, you're getting laid.

Hope you're not Japanese though, 'cause she seems like a fucking whale.

Good luck, comrade.

>>37877386
just fucking tell her you'll be available after 5 on the weekend

>>37877493
Just remember, if you stick it in you can never come back here

>>37877339
Is it really? No wonders i suck
Not op

>>37877539
Yeah, i got friendzoned so many times spamming haha, lol, and :)

>>37877493
>pick you up and go to your place

Holeeee shit. You're in man.

Also, it's always good to ask what their hobbies are and if they're watching any good tv shows earlier. There will always be some show you'll both be excited about or one has seen and the other hasn't.

This way, when you're in this situation you can use the excuse "Well do you want to come over after you close and watch X(a show you both were talking about earlier)". If she doesn't want to she'll say she's too tired. If she says yes it's an excuse and you'll fuck. Then just watch after you fuck how she goes on and on about how she only came to watch X... "Anon, your bad! I don't usually do that!".


>>37877493
Nice!

"I can't host", made me laugh. Sounds like you're both meeting just to fuck and never talking again, don't mention that though, but be prepared.

>>37877493
OP is officially a normie now. Unless he manages to spaghetti himself out of sex

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>>37877660
I'll always keep lurking anon.
I'll always be here.

OP is probably a white male. Fuck off normie op.

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shit what do I say?

I honestly didn't expect a response

>>37878043
">she literally, unironically responded to my brapposting
Get a load of this fag"
Confuse her

>>37878043
>oh?
SHE KNOWS SHUT IT DOWN

>>37878043
>thats the sound of you farting into my mouth

>>37877181
LET'S FUCK THEN YOU'LL REALLY BLUSH

>>37877181
>that many "haha"s
>ever putting that many

wew lad

>>37877322
Why do you want a gf? Hasn't /r9k/ taught you that all women are vapid whores good only as fuckmeat? You want companionship, get a dog or some male friends.