>be bi >tfw picky >only like uncut dicks and innies

>not fapping only to 2d

>>37876857
>all porn stars are cut or outies
gotta get on that south american, asian, or euro stuff. at least for the winkies

>>37876857
I'm almost the opposite. Still bi but I'll fuck absolutely anyone at all.
It's kind of worrying, actually. There are some family members of mine I wouldn't mind fucking.

tfw when you're bi, uncut, and innie

>>37876975
Desperate manwhore detected

>>37877015
Pretty accurate description.
Please send help.

>>37877078
Disgusting. How many people have you had sex with?

>>37877143
I've lost count. ~150.
I started at a really young age and if I try to go 5 days without having some form of sexual contact with another person it feels like I might actually die. It's the most depressing, ridiculous thing to be addicted to. I've ended up with all kinds of fucked up fetishes because of this shit.
It's a miracle I don't have AIDS by now.

>>37877143
>>37877203
I'm not even sure I can hold romantic relationships anymore. I'm incapable of love.

>>37877203
Terrible bait m8. I don't believe someone like this exists or would even browse this board. +2 points for trying.

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>>37877266
I'm actually being serious for a change. It's not fun at all.

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>>37877355
I want to puke. Reee, get out, kys, etc etc.
Why the fuck are you here? How old are you?

>>37877413
>Why the fuck are you here?
Because I'm sad and fucked up emotionally. I think that qualifies me to be a part of your little secret club, no?

>How old are you?
I'm 19.

>>37877203
>I've lost count. ~150.
>I started at a really young age and if I try to go 5 days without having some form of sexual contact with another person it feels like I might actually die. It's the most depressing, ridiculous thing to be addicted to. I've ended up with all kinds of fucked up fetishes because of this shit.

If this is real can I ask how you find people to have sex with? As a robot I'm obviously virgin, it blows my mind you can find someone to have sex with every 5 days.

Do you always use condoms? Where do you live? When you are with a guy are you top or bottom?

>>37877435
You have to be a girl kek. So no you don't qualify.
>150 partners at 19
What the fuck. Unironically kys roastie.

>>37877435
>19
>150 sexual partners

JESUS

>>37877487
I'm a guy.

>>37877457
>If this is real can I ask how you find people to have sex with?
You have to live in a big, crowded city. Plaster yourself all over the place. Craigslist, Grindr and similar services, bathhouses, gyms, go cruising, whatever. Just go anywhere and everywhere. Also, don't have any standards. Also, fuck people you already know. It's much easier than you think.
>Do you always use condoms?
Almost never.
>Where do you live?
The US.
>When you are with a guy are you top or bottom?
Either; doesn't matter. Whichever the other guy wants me to be. I'm not even sure I'm really attracted to men. I don't think they're gross or anything, I just like the contact so much; I don't care.

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>>37877546
w-what did I just read.

>>37877203
>I've ended up with all kinds of fucked up fetishes because of this shit.
Please elaborate on these fucked up fetishes.

>>37877614
Some of them are so specific I have to make my own porn. It's humiliating. I'm basically turned on by everything. Balloons, ropes, near-death experiences, fire, animals, the sun, crying, basically anything you can think of. There are no limits. I like to be physically attacked, beat up violently, robbed and left to die. I'm into everything, I have very few or almost no limits.

>>37876857
Just watch amateur porn from any country besides USA or israel.

>>37877546
Are you afraid of people filming you in secret?

>>37877767
It has happened on multiple occasions and it's really only another turn-on for me, the idea that it might end up on the internet.

>>37877546
>almost never
you are actually asking to die from herpesyphlyaids

do you at least get tested? you could have something and not know :L

>>37877657
>the sun
only truly weird one there

>>37877793
>do you at least get tested?
No, and at this point I'm kind of afraid to. I want to, but I'm afraid to.

And the sun thing is just...I don't know. I like the sun's rays. The thought of bathing in light and being surrounded by warmth you can't touch arouses me. I've got some weirder fetishes that I'd really rather not go into, but those are just a few of them.

>>37877546
what's your proportion of girls to guys? are like 90% of your sexual partners guys?

Even though I may be a virgin now I have aspirations to be just like you when I grow up