Are these the ultimate normie movies? I know these are "just

I'd say the Fast & Furious series and the Michael Bay's Transformers series are even worse in terms of normieness.

>>37875572
I used to like these movies but now they just make me sad.
Because it reminds me how i'm never going to experience any of this.
Finch is fucking great though.

>>37876420
>Because it reminds me how i'm never going to experience any of this.

You make a great point, anon. This sort of shit just makes me sad. I've come a long way since high school (24 now), lost virginity, had multiple girlfriends, lead a normie-tier life (got fit, had surgery for my pectus excavatum, gained weight, the works) but no matter how hard I try and no matter what I achieve I will forever be damaged for missing out on all this shit. Teenage years, college, girls, parties....just everything that entails.

Feels bad, man.

I guess we were never meant to lead normal lives.

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>>37877318
>I will forever be damaged for missing out on all this shit. Teenage years, college, girls, parties....just everything that entails.

Just please fucking kill me now

They have a really fucking weird premise
Not sure I'd want to watch them
I might come out mentally injured in some way

>>37877426

I remember watching the first part like a year before I was supposed to start high school and thinking "man, it's gonna be amazing. can't wait".

I also remember watching the college part while in high school thinking "man, it's gonna be amazing, can't wait."

Not even trying to make a point here. Literally what happened.

:(

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>>37875572
>Are these the ultimate normie movies?

No, they're movies for like 13 year olds in 2003 who also watch South Park

>I know these are "just movies", but honestly, is this really what the life in a chad/normie is like?

As a cyborg who has been part of the normie and Chad worlds, I can say that no absolutely not.

Normie parties and normie's sex lives are absolutely boring. They're scared of most if not all drugs and only have sex with their one long-term bf/gf.

Chads are a bit more extreme in both regards but cyborgs and failed normies are the most degenerate ones.

>>37877573
>No, they're movies for like 13 year olds in 2003 who also watch South Park

can confirm. watched them all when i was 12 or 13

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>>37877318
>had surgery for my pectus excavatum
yay finally you got that surgery ive been following your occasional posts for 2 years now pectus excavatum anon

>>37875572

God, the 90s and early 2000's were awful. Whatever your opinion is, you have to admit feminism has done away with this bullshit and actually normalized different social and personality types.

Like, whatever your opinion is, I'm fat and have a gf, have had many girlfriends. the 90s was such a shallow, hate-filled time period.

>>37877654

That's not me bro. But yeah, lots of anons seem to have PE. Weird.

I can't watch any movies about high school. It makes me feel like shit and remember that I've done nothing in my entire life. American Pie, Ferris Bueller, Breakfast Club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I can't watch this shit.

>>37877950

You know which one really fucks me up? Dazed and Confused. Probably the only "real" movie in the HS movie category. So great, but painful to watch because it makes me feel like shit.

>>37877883
Feminism existed since the 90s, the 1890s. That has nothing to do with it.

I hooked up with girls in the early 2000s and I was an ugly skinny kid with a unibrow who was picked last for gym class. The 90s and aughts were great.

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>>37877909
congratulations anyways

>>37878219

Thanks anon. I Hope things work out for you too.

Aboriginalllllll

>>37878219

Thanks anon. I Hope things work out for you too.

originalololillil

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>>37878261
wait what
Origioli origioli give me the formuoli

>>37875572
They are movies about losers getting laid which is funny, I mean I legitimately enjoy the original American Pie trilogy

In the first movie the main character cums several times when the hot girl touches him which is hilarious

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>>37877318
What the fuck are you doing here?
>I guess we were never meant to lead normal lives.
You live a perfectly normal life you fucking smoothbrain normalfag.

Most movies are for normies

>>37878053
Not him, but D&C is my favorite kino, and I always feel like the main kid, whose experiences make it seem like high school is going to be fun, but he doesn't know high school is just boring as fuck no fun allowed normie shit. I also imagine he's the same character the actor portrays in Waking Life