reminder that if you have ever been romantically desired by anyone

But i still feel so angry

>>37875090
Too bad nerd.

>>37875090
l belong here.

>>37875122
you're attractive to some extent. you can improve yourself. go back to facebook or something

>>37875090
I did once, but I was 6, does it still count if it happened when your romantic desire-er hasn't had a very developed brain?

>Being lusted after by a faggot means you're no longer a KV

Sure thing bud.

I come here to feel better about myself.
Origighetti

>All these normies ITT
Is Wizardchan any good?

I'll post here and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>37875142
How do you improve yourself?

>>37875090
I'll show myself out. Say hi to Brenda for me.

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>>37875225
not too active tho

the only girls that have ever been interested in me are ugly chubby roasties and girls that want my inheritance

I've been the replacement boyfriend. Always told them to fuck off when they wanted to make me into their real boyfriend though.
This was 10 year ago.

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NEVER EVER

And there's nothing you can do to make me leave

>>37875120
>>37875122

Why the fuck are you here? I swear this isn't even a virgin board anymore it's full of roasties and chads

>>37876063
I'm just a normie who goes where he pleases. You'll need to deal with that.

>>37876092

But you don't fit it in here. Why would you not go hang out with other normalfags? Do you know about reddit.com?

>>37875225
it's really slow

>>37875090
>he thinks he gets to decide who belongs here
kek

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I got laid on Saturday and Sunday morning after my friends wedding. Come at me faggots

>>37875090
I have rejected every girl that has ever hit on me out of spite

>>37876129
This is place is full of normies now. Honestly the day I don't get Reee'd and told to gtfo is probably the day I'll leave.

>>37876226

I don't understand the mindset of going somewhere you are not wanted with people you don't get along with or agree with.

>>37876254
Its like going to the zoo. I just want to look at the animals but I'm not going to get in the cage.

>>37875369

This except without the inheritance part

All I could attract was flat girls. Now I'm balding so it's game over

>>37876415
you're in the cage right now

>>37875090
Why don't you fucking kick me out then, huh? Why don't you boot me out of your little fucking "No Girls Allowed" blanket fort?

>>37876470
I can't but it doesnt make any sense for you to be around hete. you coming here is like going to a book club when you can't read/don't like books

The mods need to start banning self-identified normies. They are the biggest threat to this board and they vastly outnumber us.

>>37876499
>>37876521
Board culture changes. That's just how it is.

>>37876226
/r9k/ became normie central like 5, 6 years ago. Why do you still come here? Just to suffer?

>>37876610
I'm just here for the shitposting.

>>37876499
Who said I didn't belong here? I was just blowing off steam anon, don't sweat

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>>37875122
>>37875120
now you dont this is OUR home not yours you guys already have 90% of the surface web to yourselves let us have our own space PLEASE

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GET OUT OF /r9k/ DORKS

This place is supposed to be a /b/ with slightly more quality discussion thanks to the robot. You fucking NEETs moved in here from wizardchan and made the place shit with your endless fucking whining and self-pity, and then turn around and tell everyone else they need to get the fuck out when YOU YOURSELVES are the fuckin foreigners, the newfag cancer.

>>37875090
I had a gf but she was a depressed slacker who killed herself and now I'm even worse off than before. I'm probably more of a "robot" than the vast majority of this board but I'm not going to argue over how pathetic I am like it's a competition

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>>37876638
>"HAHA FUCKIN VIRIGIN BETA FAG WHAT'RE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?"
>"w-woah just like chill man I'm just like trying to blow off steam"

I've put my penis into (real!) vaginas and you can't make me leave. I even LARP as a virgin NEET every now and then.

>>37875090
Nah, I feel like I do actually.

Why don't you post some more frogs, frogboy?

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>>37876656
None of that is even remotely true kys with your shitty b8

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>>37875090

What if I don't KNOW if anyone of the opposite sex has desired me?

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>>37876415
>you will never be enough of a loser to use your time on a forum you don't enjoy for the sole purpose of confirming your superiority over it's posters
It's nice to know that there's a population of normals that's more pathetic than robots

>>37876690
You're a newfag if you think it isn't true. I was here when moot first created this board, intended to be a less shitty /b/. And it was, for a while, until all you faggot permavirgins moved in and started REEEEEEing at everyone. Go to wizardchan, dork.

>>37875090
uhh...i hope 4.5/10s dont count

>>37876709
Not him, although I am also a "normie", but going to the zoo is fun and so is getting easy (You)s.

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>>37876730
>newfag
>when moot first created
>intended to be a less shitty /b/
>it was
>faggot permavirgins moved in
>REEEEEEing
>wizardchan

I see you're enjoying your first day on an imageboard

>>37876656
fucking this, you NEET scum shit up the place when you turned a board for original content into varieties of: >tfw no gf

and then you have the nerve to turn around and tell others they don't belong, I have zero sympathy for any of you pricks

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>normies outright admitting that come here to torment us, the bottom of society

And theres your proof that normies arn't human.They kick a man whiles hes down , pick him up just to kick him down again.

They deserve ZERO sympathy whenever any fucked up tragedy happens to them

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>>37876744
>so is getting easy (You)s.
If you have to bait to get any (you)s, maybe you belong here after all.

>>37876794
>kick a man whiles hes down

Prettt sure you need to have had sex to be considered a man. Nice try tho.

>>37875340
Lurk /fit/, learn how to get ripped and then make mad gains and pull qt3.14s

>>37876794
Just let it go.
These threads are always a smug affirmation that robots are genuinely better people than all the normies that accuse us of being shit people.

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>>37876771
Way to completely dodge everything I said. /r9k/ was never intended to be whiny virgin central, it was supposed to be a board for random discussions with less bullshit. That's the whole purpose behind the robot, to encourage original discussion. But instead you NEET fucks waste it finding new ways to post >tfw no gf in "original" ways to evade the robot.

You know who really precipitated the decline of /r9k/ was a faggot tripfag who went by Eeyore. The place was getting shitty before but he just exemplified the pathetic self-pitying nature of the people that call themselves robots, arcanines, brobots etc today and drew them all here. Now you faggot newfag betas pretend you've always owned the place and anyone who has fucked a girl is intruding upon you, when in reality it's quite the opposite.

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>>37875090
We're outnumbered lad.

For every true robot there is 20 edgy redditors who wanna be the loser too.. we can't have anything

>>37876882
>we live in a an era where people WILLINGLY want to become loser bottom of the barrel trash

wtf happened?are normies that fucking bored of their privileged lives that they want to act out on the internet?

>>37876805
I don't have to, I just have to offer sincere advice on how to get a life and meet girls and it's a million NORMIES REE GET OUT redditfrog.jpg

>>37876854
>arguing this
The board was literally brought back AS a quarantine for robots you flaming fucking newfag.

>That's the whole purpose behind the robot, to encourage original discussion
WOW! You read the sticky? You must be a bonafide oldfag!

Never reply to me again.

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>>37876936
>I don't have to
You're here, don't lie.

> advice on how to get a life and meet girls
I don't want music recommendations from the deaf.

>>37876960
>The board was literally brought back AS a quarantine for robots you flaming fucking newfag
>brought back
Yes, because you fucking losers had already corrupted it because you refuse to go to fucking wizardchan where you belong. Prior to that, it was a slightly more intelligent /b/.

>>37876936
No one wants your 'sincere' faggotry, idiot. What we do want from you is funny greentext, original content, etc but since you're incapable of doing anything but preaching at people you have nothing in common with, that is the response you will earn each time

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Is INTJ the master race of /r9k/?

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>there are people on /r9k/ who complain about being alone but have turned down women interested in them

I used to be one of you. In high school. I was fat as fuck mainly, but I wasn't born with a hideous face or anything like that. I started lifting and got fit, then realized I actually have the potentially of achieving chad status if I really want to. Kept going, achieved chad status, women notice me, sometimes get compliments at milfs from the gym (never girls my age for some reason). One day an employee at the gym that was about my age said come with me to the bathroom and I said I couldn't because I'm in a hurry and need to be somewhere. It was partially out of spite because I'm still kind of a misogynist deep down, and partly because for some reason I like being a good looking virgin in his early 20s. Still a virgin now at 24, fit and decent looking. Could get laid any time I want if I really went out of my way and tried. So I'm not really one of you, but I know the struggle and I know exactly what it's like to be one of you. I really do.

Moral of the story? Get ripped I guess and try to be in a decent financial situation (decent meaning don't be broke as fuck and have spending money). If you work on achieving those two things (honestly even if you're just fit and broke it'll work), you'll be able to turn things around. Get a gym membership. Eat a log. If you're overweight, look into intermittent fasting and ketosis. Combine both of those two things, and exercise. You'll shred weight like crazy. When you get leaner start lifting and eating more but not too much so as not to get fat again. You can do it. I did. I was 270 and 5'9" once. Now I'm 6'0" (because I was like 16 when I was fat) and 170. Seriously it's not that hard. Just find out what you're supposed to do, and when you have the knowledge, just do it and don't make excuses. If you're not a complete retard or a pussy that can't quit bad habits, you'll get there. If you can't there's no hope for you in all honesty because if you can't do something as simple as get in shape you'll never function in society

>>37877353
This. I also used to be a pathetic whiny beta. Then I started lifting and forcing myself to participate in social settings, now I get laid whenever I please. I've fucked famous models i NYC (and they weren't drunk). And I'm only 5'8". Being tall definitely helps but it isn't necessary.

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>>37877353
>just go to the gym, get /fit/, and you'll get a gf
/fit/ here. I wish it was that easy

>>37877626
If you're not confidant enough to just walk up to random bitches and hit on them without thinking too much about shit like "fuck am I being too subtle? Should I be trying to play it cooler? Fuck I'm making myself cringe right now at the shit that's coming out of my mouth fuck what am I even doing" etc. etc. etc., then you're not fit enough. Get fitter. A lot fitter. Keep going until you feel like you're God's gift to women. Then it'll come naturally and you'll be able to just talk to bitches without getting stuck in your head and overthinking everything. You don't need to play anything cool you can just be blunt as fuck and straight up go up to girls and say something like, "hey cutie" and see how she reacts. If she doesn't act like she doesn't want to be around you ask if she wants a date. Straight to the point. At least that's what I'd do but then again I'm autistic as fuck. (not literally autistic just socially retarded hermit)

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>>37876985
>Prior to that, it was a slightly more intelligent /b/.
Imagine being so fucking new that you think this is a good way to prove you were a regular user of /r9k/

>>37877962
Ain't trying to prove shit, faggot. Go whine about >tfw no gf and >tfw small dick somewhere else. Hell I remember when that >tfw and >mfw shit started popping up here and I thought it was gay as fuck then, and it still is.

>>37877988
That's definitely an improvement, but /soc/ shouldn't even be allowed to exist here. All /soc/ posters, in that board or any others, should be banned on sight. It goes directly against the spirit of anonymity that chans are based around.

>>37877925
>tfw part of the reason you're lifting is to attract oneitis who is already kinda sorta into you but mainly to compete in powerlifting meet later in life while denying roasties simultaneously at the same time

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>>37878374
>lifting for women
You're never gonna make it, anon.

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>ugly
>manlet
>spic
>nobody has ever found me attractive

Looks like this is my home

>>37877990
The only
>tfw small dick
material is coming from you, buddy boy.

>>37878505
My dick is of average girth and above average length, thank you very much. I wish it was a bit thicker but it does the job quite well.

>>37878480
That's a fraction of the reason, anon. I mainly want to powerlift

>>37875090
Daily reminder to all real robots that myself and many many others LARP on this board daily. There are less robots here than you think. Of all the people who are about to post reeee normie at me, at least half of them are doubling down on their LARPing, get used to it faggots

>>37875090
There isn't a person on this planet who hasn't been desired. I don't care how ugly you are, someone will fuck you.

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>>37879122
B for effort

you might catch some autist with this shit

But lad, I have feels outside of no gf.
>tfw GF is pregnant.
>tfw you wanted a kid
>tfw you stopped loving GF and were about to leave when she told you she was up the duff.
>tfw not excited about the kid despite it being all you wanted.
>tfw can't leave gf because she's preggers.

>>37875090
go back to wizardchan


nerd

How would I know, retard

/r9k/ 1.0 might have been intended to be a better be but when moot deleted it, he later brought it back with the intention of catering to us robots, the permavirgins. Any real oldfag would have been on here long enough to know their fucking place. Eat shit and piss off cunts. /r9k/ belongs to the virgin walkers.

>>37879318
The girl is one thing mate, but seriously look after that kid, if you don't they might end up pretty fucked

>>37875090
Does it count if we were both desperate losers and it did not go anywhere. Because that's what happened.

>>37875090
I've been here off and on for 5-6 years. I am polite, I don't post my face or vie for attention, and I am a shut in by (somewhat) choice. I relate to a lot of the feels even though I could get some empty, meaningless relationships (friendship or otherwise) in my life but I'd rather be alone. I know I don't "belong" here like most other robots but I don't think I degrade the board in any way so I stay

One less robot on the website. Damn shame. People keep leaving, killing themselves, dying. I'll hate to see you go OP. If Heaven really does exist, all us robots should meet up somewhere.