Daily reminder that if you're; >not in debt >know

>>37874003
>not in debt
>know how to cook
>have never injected hard drugs
>have a job
>shower regularly
>don't have bugs or rodents in ur house
>are self improving in anyway

I am a 27 year old kissless virgin besides all the above. I think I qualify as a robot. Never even been on a date and probably never will.

>if you've seen another human in the last 6 months
>if you live in a shelter with an address
>if you don't scavenge and scrounge to survive
>if you don't post to /r9k/ from stolen electronics, power, and cable
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT

>>37874003
If you can go out, find a dealer and buy hard drugs you are a fucking normalfag.

>>37874242
hardship olympics wooo

>>37874003
> if you're know how to cook
> if you are know how to cook

Stopped reading there.

>>37874242
Yeah these too
>>37874254
Don't need a dealer to find drugs faggot. When does summer vacation end, kiddo?

>>37874375
I wouldn't know whee you buy your degenerate hard drugs, I'm not "street" like you, Norman.

>>37874003
Oh come on, hard drugs are definitely not robot.
Seeking any kind of immense sensation isn't robot.

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friendly reminder that if you click on this box everytime you post you are NOT a ROBOT and need to GET OFF MY BOARD

>>37874588
What is the acceptable number of robot posts you should make? I usually do about 5 then I ree and click the box is that enough?

>>37874623
you should not be clicking that box because real robots have 4chanx installed

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>>37874003
so if i dont have bugs in my house im a normie
tf wrote this

Daily reminder that if you're not a pedophile you can't be a robot

>>37874647
But I wanna help my developing AI robots. That's the only reason I click the box, I'm channeling my power.

>>37874159
Are you just bad at making conversation? Or what do you think is the reason that you've never been on a date?

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>>37874003
>>never injected hard drugs
>he has enough courage/social skills to go outside to a dealer and buy drugs

>>37874707
Yes if you don't have bugs or rodents or other pests plaguing your living space you are a normal faggot and need to leave now

>>37874889
>he doesn't cook the meth himself

>>37874003
I have a friend and I'm a robot. Now what?

>>37875509
You're just not a robot simple as that. Now leave

>>37874003
>not in debt
im not because im not a retard
>know how to cook
cant say i know how
>never injected hard drugs
nope, because im not a faggot
>have a job
again im not a faggot and can support myself
>go to school
nah, i dropped out of hs
>shower regularly
yeah, because i like to be clean
>dont have bugs or rodents
africans and mexicans bring that shit here, i shouldnt have a problem but do because of people like you
>have a friend
only online
>have ever had sex
nah, 25 kv
>are self improving in any way
i guess, it's tough going when you have moderate depression and no motivation

but it helps knowing losers like you who try to bully robots off the board who arent the same as you lol

Not in debt

Depends what you mean by cooking

Never done hard drugs

Never had a job

Neet for 5 yrs

I don't shower regularly

I don't have bugs or rodents

I have no fiends

I'm not a virgin

What this mean

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If you don't access /r9k/ using napkins and Christmas lights, you aren't a robot.

>>37875601
Normie here: you sound like an insufferable cunt. Stop posting

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>if you aren't as shitty as me or below me, then you are not a robot
Almonds

>>37874003
WHY ARE THESE THREADS CALLED 'DAILY REMINDERS' WHEN THEY AREN'T POSTED EVERY DAY? WHY WOULD I BELIEVE THE OPINION OF SOMEONE SO INEPT THEY CALL 'PERIODIC REMINDERS,' 'DAILY REMINDERS'?

>>37874003
>not in debt
>know how to cook
>have never injected hard drugs
>have a job
>go to school
>shower regularly
>don't have bugs or rodents in ur house
>have a friend
noice, but it really sucks being a 18yo KHV though

>>37874003
>in debt
>know how to cook, but don't
>never injected, but snorted hard drugs
>no job
>noschool
>shower semi -regularly
>no bugs, only rodent is pet rabbit, but my normie neighbour's house is infested
>no friends
>have had sex
>im drinking my liver away with no plans to slow down

>>37874003
>not in debt
not yet but soon
>know how to cook
I know how to prepare eggs in a lot of ways, but aside from that i only know how to do spaghetti and a few desserts
>have never injected hard drugs
i don't do drugs in general, not even alcohol
>have a job
nope
>go to school
i go to uni but I'm horribly failing at almost every subject
>shower regularly
once a week
>don't have bugs or rodents in ur house
we have a shit ton of spiders but that's it
>have a friend
yes
>have ever had sex
nope
>are self improving in anyway
I'm in a downward spiral

>he has three or more limbs
>he hasn't lost all of his family members before age 10
>he has seen another human being in the last year
>he still thinks he's a robot

I cant tell if this is a meme but is the "not a true robot" just a spin on the no true scotsman thing? Its hard to tell if its ironic or not.

>>37875750
It's a daily reminder as in there are daily reminders every day. Stop using gay words like inept to try to sound cool. And get off my board normie

>>37874762
Not that anon, but I'm terrible at making conversations, even on 4chan. I feel so empty and boring.

>>37875957
You are a Redditor fuck off

The term "robot" exists, because it means being comparable to a robot.

As in,
You are skilled,
you are competent
You're just shit at understanding the finer details of human social interactions and nuances.

Data is the best robot role model to go by.

>>37876041
Nigger ive been on this website for 10 years. Just answer the question

>>37876046
Even data got laid. Not a robot

>>37876103

He got laid by a cyborg.
Literally.

He also an-heroed

>>37874003
>5k in debt from college loans but my parents made me take them out and they will pay it before i do.
>i do know how to cook a little, how hard is that?
>Never did hard drugs
>Sort of job hunting rn during college break but damn the shit is hard
>Am in school
>Shower maybe once every 2-3 days
>Had a bed bug infestation last summer, occasionally flies or spiders show up
>Have like 1 i see during school but i don't hang out with anyone so i guess 0.
>Virgin
>I'm trying to self improve, slowly..but my drive to self improve burns out quick before something makes me feel terrible and it comes back for a short while

>>37876165
What the fuck are you talking about? He fucked Tasha Yar. A human woman.

>>37876204

And how'd that relationship work out?

And how much of that was initiated by him, versus Tasha?

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>>37874003


only normies inject hard drugs and a lot of normies are debt due to college tuition

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>he wears clothes
>he eats anything other than ramen noodles and cockroaches
>he has been outside for over an hour at any point in his life
>he has over 4 remaining teeth
>he still considers himself a robot

>know how to cook
>shower regularly
>are self improving in anyway
If taking pills that haven't helped me once in 8 years count.
>know how to cook
I never understand how people say this. Sure I don't make fancy desserts but I can make a nice meal if I wanted to. And anyone could follow a recipe and get something decent.

>>37876276
True but still I was just saying he did get laid. When did the cyborg sex happen I actually don't remember that

>>37876393

He got banged by momma borg.

You're not a robot if you:
>Breath
>Live
>Do anything at all

>>37874003
but we come here to laugh not wallow in self pity

>not in debt
>really good at cooking
>Never injected but did coke a bunch of times
>currently unemployed, but worked 5 years as a cook
>high school grad but thats it
>shower regularly enough/don't like smelling bad
>no pests
>have a few good friends, but don't keep new ones long
>have had 5 female sex partners/6 male sex partners, but only the first girl was a relationship. All others one night stands
>not improving, depression getting worse

I still feel like i'm a robot because i'm completely disenchanted with human interaction.

>>37874003

>not in debt
14k
>know how to cook
I can cook a few things pretty well
>have never injected hard drugs
I don't wanna
>have a job
3rd shift janitor
>go to school
community college graduate
>shower regularly
usually once a day, though I sometimes push it to 2
>don't have bugs or rodents in ur house
mommy wouldn't allow it
>have a friend
notta one
>have ever had sex
nope
>are self improving in anyway
I want to

>>37874003

>>not in debt
Car note I want to pay off by December

>>know how to cook
Barely.

>>have never injected hard drugs
No

>>have a job
Shit job that makes me want to kill myself

>>go to school
AA and it's useless

>>shower regularly
I like to be clean and not be greasy

>>don't have bugs or rodents in ur house
No

>>have a friend
One who is a lawyer at 22 and is turning into a snob

>>have ever had sex
It's overrated

>>are self improving in anyway
Trying to with no real results because muh fatalism

robots are not in debt because they never have funds to start qith or means to go into debt
>saged

>>37874003
>neet
>doesnt know how to cook
>normie enough to find hard drugs
fuck off you crypto norm

>>37874003
>don't go to school
>not in debt because I don't go to school
>never injected hard drugs because I don't leave my room
>don't have bugs or rodents because it's too cold for them

Some of the things on your list are self conflicting, and others don't account for arctic robots who live as far away from normal civilization as possible. Please check your warm climate privilege.

>>37876022
Me too, this is actually my first time in probably five years I've even checked out this board but I was feeling the same way. It helps a little to know you aren't alone. I've got a normie friend who tries to help me but it almost makes it worse when he tells me what other people think about me. They either say I'm creepy because it's like I'm trying too hard at basic conversation or I'm awkward and struggling to get out basic sequential sentences. I try to talk to women but I don't even get a chance, they instantly engage someone else. It makes it all feel so helpless, like if I have no more chance of making any other human connection. Sometimes I wonder if I should become a priest. The priesthood has always had a place with young men frustrated with normal life and other people.

>>37874003
Instead of attacking anyone who doesn't fit into your idea of being a robot why don't you embrace Chads and cyborgs and have them help you integrate into normie life? You realize your hating on someone because they don't fit in is exactly what the normies did to you.

>>37878428
If you answered yes to any of the items on my list get the fuck out of here right now normie

>>37874003
Normies are always in fucking debt. Get bent faggot.

>>37878445
This is a free country neetfag. If you're nice you can have the sloppy seconds in my harem.

>>37878481
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUR GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! REEEEE! REEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!))

>>not in debt
check
>>know how to cook
nope
>>have never injected hard drugs
drugs are for normalfags
>>have a job
check
>>go to school
check
>>shower regularly
check
>>don't have bugs or rodents in ur house
I have plenty it an old house
>>have a friend
check
>>have ever had sex
khhv
>>are self improving in anyway
moving up job wise and academically

Honest I'm just a failed normal but the interesting part is I'm fucked by my own body. I look good but I'm too afraid to remove my clothes so I may never get into any kind of relationship.

>>37874003
>In school
>Have a job
So if I'm not a NEET i can't be here? Fuck off, faggot. NEETs are the ones that shouldn't be here since they have absolutely nothing to worry about

>>37874003

>it's another wizchan reject wanting to make /r9k/ wizchan episode!

>>37874003
Tfw when you're have a friend

I'm too asocial to get drugs, normie.

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>>37874003
>don't self improve

I'm glad people like you are going to die and do noting, in fact if you care so little about life then why haven't you just killed yourself already

>>37878614
Why do you faggots think it's so hard to get drugs? Literally walk outside and ask the first person you see. Works for me 100% of the time.
If that doesn't work go to any store and steal some dex.

>>37878653
>Not being so autistic that you are physically incapable of going outside without having panic attacks
Normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37878625
Cause I'm awesome and my life rules

>>37874003
>not in debt because i have rich parents
>depends on what you mean by cooking skill. I do really basic stuff like putting rice in the rice cooker, can cook instant noodles, can put things in the microwave, can boil an egg, etc.
>never done hard drugs cuz something something jail for consumption here, and even death penalty for distribution
>am unifag
>i shower because it lifts my spirits ever so temporarily
>i let the spiders take care of bugs. Most likely have bedbugs though
>got one friend
>had sex
>moderate depression and i've never known the meaning of self-improvement

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>>37874003
How have you managed to acquire debt without working or attending school?

>>37878749
nice image jew

>>37874003
I don't think I'm a robot. The only time I say I am is in bait threads where I larp as huge autist. You can't make me leave

>not in debt
Debt is pure fucking evil and you should avoid it at costs.
>know how to cook
I can't cook shit
>have never injected hard drugs
I've done everything but never injected
>have a job
35k+ plus salary. I got lucky
>go to school
I'm still thinking
>shower regularly
I have to
>don't have bugs or rodents in ur house
Roches sadly
>have a friend
Only like 2
>have ever had sex
Yes but sex is degenerate and I regret losing my virginity
>are self improving in anyway
Yes

>>37878771
A lot of random stuff over the years has added up. Got the IRS after me now. Backed taxes, welfare fraud, unpaid loans, bad checks, store credit cards, and like over $10,000 in medical bills.

>>37874404
Not him but darknet is the obvious implication

>>37874003
>not in debt
Only normalfags get in debt, or really stupid robots
>know how to cook
I can cook pasta, have to read the description on the back though.
>have never injected hard drugs
drugs are for fags
>have a job
NEET
>go to school
NEET
>shower regularly
once or twice every week
>don't have bugs or rodents in ur house
Get these fucking moths flying around at night sometimes
>have a friend
I do have normalfag friends, but we never meet, only speak via discord when we play vidya
>have ever had sex
KHV
>are self improving in anyway
Hah, I'm a fat piece of shit. I've been trying to lose weight a few times but I always fail, maybe I'm meant to be fat.