ITT: What you saw when you looked at your relatives/friends/girlfriends/etc,

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>>37869007
>found out my dad is into women peeing looking through browser history in the family computer when I was a kid

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I think my dad is into traps

>>37869007
i found out my brother was gay through his browser history. told my family and now he lives on the streets.

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>tfw find out gf is into rape fantasy literature
>baddragon in the list too
is she a lost cause?

>>37869007
My grandma watches softcore pornography on YouTube.

>>37869504
"rape" her
also get of this board normie

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>go onto family computer
>go in history
>"russian women"

dad lol

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>>37869007
>when I type "por" in moms computer
>youporn pops up in her research bar
>mfw

>>37869007

>go on grandads computer as young kiddy
>click on windows media player to see what song he had
>click last played button to hear what he was listening to
>opens a 200+ vid playlist of domination and catfighting porn

>>37869007
>13 year old brother
>tranny porn, prolapse porn

>>37869989
what the fuck is prolapse porn, also 13 and watching trannies? lol @ this generation

>at family reunion
>phones dead
>go to house computer
>lots of kids so they used the computer
>look at history for the fun of it
>MINECRAFT FUCKING PORN

>>37869007
I've found lesbian porn on my married sister's pc.

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>be 17
>forced to go to church because i still live with my parents
>good with computers
>try to stay away from as much church shit as possilbe
>failmiserably.jpeg
>one night pastor of the church needs help
>internet won't work and slow
>600MB in browser cache
>100% gay porn
>mfw

>>37871452
So you were a 17 old boy helping a gay pastor with his computer at night?

>>37869069
My dad likes softcore bikini wallpapers

>>37869007
>ITT: What you saw when you looked at your relatives/friends/girlfriends/etc, internet history
I realised that me and my brother are into the same shit, it honestly surprised me, we had almost the same taste in porn. (3D and 2D, shit, he even had some of my favourites doujins)

>>37872202
>I realised that me and my brother are into the same shit, it honestly surprised me, we had almost the same taste in porn. (3D and 2D, shit, he even had some of my favourites doujins)

I pity your parents.

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>>37869087
Remember kids, gas the fags

>>37870108
how shit i remember looking at that shit when i was younger, some R34 were decent tho

>fixing up dads tablet so mom can use it safely
>site permission
>zooking and other animal porn sites and a shemale one

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>look at g's phone because it sucks
>go through messages
>only contacts are her best friend and me
>click best friend
>text history: NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOTNOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT for three fucking hours and then she blocked my gf

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>discovered my autistic little brother has been taking creep shots of his female classmates' feet
Luckily he's out of school now before he ended up on some list

>>37869007
>Sister
Hentai. Seems we have similar taste.

>Dad
Orgies, interracial, anal, bukkakke.

>Sister boyfriend.
Interracial, anal. Wowie.

>Mom
Nothing.

>Uncle
Some sex toys for sale.

>Best friend
European beauties, dissabled girls porn, dolls.

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>sister is an autistic virgin
>somehow gets a man to marry her
>happen to see her browser history a few days before her wedding
>advice articles on how to please a man

>>37873443
dont let him become a weirdo anon dont let him become one of THOSE people on this board save him beat the shit out of him so he does not like feet some of the most fucked up people i know liked feet porn and they are losers going nowhere in life

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>>37873766
Liking feet is the least of his problems. My parents keep spoiling and enabling his autistic behavior. I am plenty degenerate myself, but at least I know how to function in society. My parents are too blind with pity to force his development. Right now, I am helping him get his drivers license and then hopefully he will be able to get some real world experience that will help develop into a functional adult.

>>37873918
He's just a kid don't be so rough on him.

>>37873486
You could use this as a foot in the door to have sex with your sister.

>>37873537
Oh god, that's so cute.

>>37870108
that's actually a thing. If I remember correctly some pornhub statistics, people love that shit.

>>37873918
>>37873443
Are these crops of something?

>>37873537
hope she has a good life

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>>37872366
> i remember looking at that shit when i was younger
>minecraft

>>37873537
whats wrong with searching that? is it not good advice?

>>37874062
It came out 8 years ago anon

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>>37874062
>tfw minecraft was released in 2011
I was 13 at the time

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I don't know

but my dad exposed me to porn when I was very young, like 10-11

he's probably pretty degenerate because I inherited the most taboo fetishes imaginable

I used my sisters computer last week

Incest porn and a recent google search was "How to seduce your brother"

Im not sure how to feel

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>>37873959
He is almost 19
>>37874033
Just this one

>>37874152
Is she hot? (Would you fug?)

>>37874215
I guess, but not into fucking my sister

>>37869007

Nothing. I respected their privacy.

But, if I were to look into it, then rather than go for the search history, I'd want to see the shit they thought was worth saving, by going into their "recent places" folder instead. Most people do not regularly clean that shit.

I wouldn't do this to be nosey desu though, I'd only do it so I could copy the best stuff onto a USB.

>>37874152
stop roleplaying go back to your containment thread

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>>37869007
>when you looked at your relatives/friends/girlfriends/etc, internet history

OK, so stuff that didn't happen?

That is unethical. You wouldn't want somebody looking through your shit. Why is it OK for you too look through theirs?

>inb4 I wouldn't care if people looked through my history

They probably would care if you did theirs.

>>37872573

Kek.

What the fuck, was your gf high as a kite or something?

Next time I want to piss someone off I know what I'm doing.

>Helped "remove a virus" from an old guys iPad a few years back
>said it crashed while he was browsing the internet
>surething.txt
>check his browsing history, oh my god
>beastiality, young girls, interracial
>he's got everything
>clear cookies give back ipad
>charge $25, he gives $30

>>37869007
>sister
search in xvideos rape schoolgirl
also searchs girl raped in a partys
one day i found pics of my mom in my father camera too bad i didn't have time to save only fapped

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>>37874147
iktf
>be 9
>17 yr old sister randomly tells me to watch something
>turns on tentacle porn
wtf was her problem

My oldest sister looked at BBC in the late 90s on my PC. I was like 9 and was like "wtf"

>>37874134
Youngfag I was 18...

>grandfathers computer
>was 9
>"pornstar.com" or something in the fucking favorites bar

>>37874470
Its going to be better, r-right ?

>>37874288
I compulsively delete my history. They should have the foresight to do the same. Literally internet 101.

>>37873537
must be nice to be born on easy mode

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>mom

Lesbian porn, dildos, strap ons, and girls with dicks.

Never clears her fucking tabs no matter how many times I ask her to.(sometimes has asked me to look up stuff for her when I don't have my phone).

When I told her I didn't want to have to see girls with dicks fucking she was like "oh no anon, my friend sent me an email and was like 'omg look this girl has a dick'"
surejan.jpg

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Found nudes of my sister on her old laptop

Posted them on /b/, they didn't believe me at first before they did some backwards image searching to prove they were, indeed, fresh.

I did a poor job obscuring her face so some anon undid it and posted that, he then proceeded to take the exif data and try and find me. He attempted to rally the thread to dox me but nobody was buying it because I supplied free nudes, thread shortly 404'd after everyone got their nut one.

Was a good time.

>boss is a convicted pedo
>always searching twinks, incest and other gay shit

>set proxy to store 5gb
>set static ip on his computer

If they come for him I hope they have enough so i never see him again

>>37874288
I'm a believer in privacy, but years ago I installed a keylogger that took pictures and all in the house's PC and discovered that my sister's bf was cheating on her (he used the PC to chat with some girl) and I told my sister.

I know I wasn't nice, but hey... I didn't tell her that his bf also fapped with another random dude on webcam in my own house. And I had pictures of him and the other guy fapping through MSN.

>>37874584
What is wrong with twinks?

>>37874584
how would a convicted pedo get into management?

>>37869007
Sister's history was how to masturbate

when I was 12 I discovered a hidden cd-rom in my father's room with lots of nude pictures of my sister

never told anyone

>>37869007
my little brother really likes to watch girls get tickled on the bottoms of their feet.

i almost want to give him shit, but i know he'd be really embarrassed.

>>37874584
doesn't the isp control whether an external IP is dynamic or static?

>>37871452
What is it with Christianity and closet homos, pedophilia, alcoholism? Is it so hard to find a real honest Christian man who isn't hiding some kind of dark secret?

>>37869552
There is none of that on youtube.

>>37871452
did u get some pastorpucci

>>37873486
Are you bIack? original

>>37875036
yes there is
t. used to fap to movie sex scenes on youtube when i was 12

>>37874255
Gross, get the fuck out of here gross normie.

found porn on my brother's computer once. It was normal stuff. Him and my sister found out about hentai I was looking at and shit though. Feelsbadman

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>>37874906
I feel like you're personally attacking me. If you attack strange, deviant or SFW fetishes you don't belong here. REEEEEEEE

>>37874971
Yeah but the in house ip.....

>>37869007
I wasn't looking intentionally, but one time when I was using the "family" computer to print out a form I had in my e-mail inbox I saw in no particular order

>HOT NAKED INDIAN LADY
>SEXY NUDE ITALIAN
>SEXY NUDE ITALIAN GIRL
>SEXY NUDE ITALIAN WOMAN
>NAKED BREASTS WOMAN

because I typed in "hot" for hotmail and then "hot naked ethnic ladies" popped up in the auto complete and I browsed through last day's history.


I said "family" computer because I had my own computer and my mom was too dumb to use a computer other than like once a month, so it was just my dad and my brother.

I knew it was my dad searching for that shit because my brother had been away for a couple of days.

Then same situation a few days later but now I was looking at my brother's porn search. he was into BDSM face-fucking shit where girls dress up in all-leather from head to toe wearing masks where they look like sad power rangers.


and yeah they're both too stupid to know/use [rivate browsing or at least clearing their internet search history. Just using the computer as their personal cumatorium.

>>37874649
By owning the joint

I was in my grandpa's computer room in the late 90s and he had pictures of big titted bimbos that he printed out.

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>on long car ride with grandma and cousin
>Cousin and I take turns on Grandma's ipad with wifi
>Wonder what my cousin has been up to, check browser history
>MLP porn fic of Rainbow Dash and futa-Fluttershy
>Mfw

>>37874255
Do it, you might enjoy it

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>>37869007
>looked through my gf's history and skype logs
>didn't find anything, not a single porn site, not a single intimate message to someone else
It made me distrust her more. Nobody that perfect actually exists.Or maybe she does and I'm too broken to appreciate it.

>>37875421
>>looked through my gf's history and skype logs
Obsessive normie get out

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manic miner

>>37875217
meaning the one that no one sees aside from the people in said house lol.

>>37875118
If it makes you feel any better, I got an erection while I watched some of it. I could have fapped probably.

>little sister
>are puffy nipples bad
>what do people think about puffy nipples

Looks like insecurity runs in the family

>at family reunion (yes it's me again)
>along with minecraft porn there was "naked boobies and Willies
>man touching ding dong
>Spongebob naked
>what in the absolute fuck are my cousins

>>37874589
That's actually an interesting point

>>37875800
>man touching ding dong
hahahah, your minecraft bicurious cousins seems like good people.

>>37874906
Kek that is so funny though. I would consider it an atom bomb if he is ever giving you too much shit.

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This thread is giving me panic attacks what if someone in my family knows how much of a degenerate i am

>>37875878
here's a tip: the smell of semen is stronger than you think

How did I not see this thread earlier. There's a greentext I sometimes post (I literally fucked my cousin multiple times after finding her browsing history) but no one has ever believed me so whatever.

Hope some of you robots get lucky as I did, although I sometimes feel disgusted by myself.

>>37875878
don't worry too much about it, if you are not stupid enough to throw your porn in your desktop then you should be fine. However, don't let anyone use your PC or phone, just to be sure.

A few years ago i lend my pc to my brother and the motherfucker found my stash, luckily for me he didn't go too deep in it, however, he still saw a Quzilax doujin (Geiger counter).

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My bro had downloaded a german shephard fucking some chick on a checkered kitchen floor, found it on napster when I was 12, never looked back lads.

There was shitloads of cuck porn on my dad's computer. He's a major homophobe too which hilarious considering drooling over nigger cocks is as gay as it gets.

>>37876038
>There's a greentext I sometimes post
>doesn't post it
Just post it faggot.

>>37876038
greentext my man

Orrigigu

>>37875421
she's hiding it from you
that bitch gon cheat on you
fag

>>37869007
Is there any good manga with loner protagonists like that weird girl with strange eyes?

The more soul crushing the better. Some harem would be okay as well i guess.

Also

father

>compulsively click EVERY AD
>local news
>gardening tools
>boats
>boats
>FUCKING BOATS NIGGUH
>tractors

at this point seeing SOME porn would be less weird.
Also, he almost lost his house after giving away his identity numbers so he had to take a new one.

>>37876173
what about boat porn

>>37876173
Hey can I get your dad's email?

>>37876173
>Is there any good manga with loner protagonists like that weird girl with strange eyes?
Yahari ore no seishun love come wa machigatteiru
NHK ni youkoso!
Molester man
Those are pretty good.

>>37874980
orthodox christianity is okay, no self aggrandizement, no obsession with hell and shit, also no creepy perfect people smiling like dolls.

maybe too much mysticism and icons and other nonsense though. pick your poison.

or just read dostoevsky

>>37876135
>>37876142

I hope I finish writing before the thread dies. Wrote it a few times before, but don't have it saved. Anyway.

>live in 2nd world-tier country in Europe
>cousin, 4 years younger than me lives abroad
>moved when she was a kid
>comes here like every other summer
>grew up pretty fucking hot
>skinny, tall, pretty face, round ass, small tits, 8/10
>neither of us feel like we're actually cousins because we don't really know each other properly and see each other rarely + she can't really speak my language properly
>2 summers ago she came here again, her parents have a house at the edge of my city, pretty nice
>go there to hang out, in her room because that's where all their bags are stored and I'm supposed to help move them downstairs because they want to unpack and give presents to everyone
>she steps out the room for a moment
>her laptop is on, chrome minimized
>click on chrome
>it's her tumblr blog with daddy stuff on it
>light bulb goes off in my autistic head (I love, love, love submissive girls)

Cont?

>ask dad to use his phone
>open google
>TEEN TAKES IT IN THE ASS AND AND MOUTH AND DOES A CUM WALK 18

>>37876305
>Cont?
just fucking do it you motherfucking nigger, we already told you to go on.

I have never not found porn on any search history, guy or girl, old or young.

My dad likes vanilla shit and teens. My mom likes big cock porn and rough sex, but mercifully not BBC. My sister likes gangbangs and infidelity (she is now married and I feel for my BIL although maybe he's a cuck I dunno). This old dude whose computer I fixed up liked asian traps. I found out about one of my male cousins being gay by looking at his search history long before he came out. My ex-gf only ever watched lesbian porn.

The things you find out when people trust you to fix their computers and they are too computer illiterate to even clear their history before giving me access.

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>>37875118
>tfw irredeemable
Original post my friend

>>37876349

Ok m8, calm down.

>this made me look at her differently
>I was 22 at the time and she was 18, thought of her as a kid but suddenly realizing she's a filthy little slut into daddy porn
>this made me look at her differently
>I was 22 at the time and she was 18, thought of her as a kid but suddenly realizing she's a filthy little slut into daddy porn
>this made me look at her differently
>I was 22 at the time and she was 18, thought of her as a kid but suddenly realizing she's a filthy little slut into daddy porn
>all this going through my mind as she walks into the room and catches me redhanded
>literally stare at each other for what seemed like 5 minutes but was more like 20 seconds realistically speaking
>she marches towards the laptop, shuts it
>"a friend sent me a link, the fucking cow, i'm sorry"

Side note: I've been a KHV until the age of 19, attempted suicide and turned my life around shortly afterwards, have fucked multiple women (22 at the time of this green text) but my inner autism still sometimes shines through.

>I remain silent instead of trying to escalate things
>she's blushing, which makes her even more attractive to me
>I know it was her fucking blog she was literally logged in kek

Cont? (just to piss you off m8)

What the fuck was that repeat nigger

>>37876449

kek fucked up this one somehow, copied and saved the first two lines, wtf, anyway

>we're all down stairs, unpacking gifts, she keeps looking at me then looks down, I look at her too from time to time
>shit's intense even though no one else has any idea what happened minutes earlier
>night ends, go home with my family
>laying in bed going through what happened over and over again, wondering if I'm looking into it too much, wondering if I'd actually want to fuck her, thinking about fucked up I am...all sorts of shit
>masturbate thinking of her
> fall asleep

.......

Fast forward a couple of weeks (nothing significant happened in the meantime, just awkwardness and no alone time with her) she and her family are at my place

>saturday, they want to take a little trip to this hill nearby (it was summer) have a barbecue and whatnot
>she's pale as fuck btw, hates the outdoors and the sun, typical special snowflake tumblrina daddy porn chick
>I was already ready to go with them but when I realized there's no way they talk her into going and that she was gonna stay at our place and "just be online" I said I'll stay and keep her company
>everyone is relieved
>they leave

Cont, you cunt?

She seems fat. Is she?

>>37876561
go on
Also, i know that you're european, but i can't help but to imagine you as an australian, but then again, it's only because you said m8 and cunt.

>>37876625
> >skinny, tall, pretty face, round ass, small tits, 8/10

I don't know, anon, is she?

>>37876648
You know that british people say m8 and cunt, right?

>>37876667
i do, but you can't deny that australians use m8 and cunt way more.

All you have to do to sound australian to me is say "Good-Eye-Might" fast.

>>37876561

>awkward as fuck in the beginning
>don't want to spill spaghetti and have an idea
>alcohol.jpg
>get some vodka out of my room and offer
>we both drink a bit
>not enough to get tipsy, but just enough to calm my nerves down
>no idea how to escalate things or discuss the elephant in the room
>going every fucking PUA thing i've ever read in my head, thinking about what to do while trying to remain calm on the outside
>she seems more relaxed now, still slightly awkward

>>37876625

No, skinny, pale, choker-wearing, indie rock - that sort of tumblrina.

>we talk in english the entire time btw because she doesn't speak my language
>"i liked your blog"
>somehow manage to get these words out, probably thanks to the vodka
>"lol it's not my blog but OMG I'm so glad you mentioned that, I wanted to fucking kill my friend for sending over that shit"
>bitch just refuses to believe I actually saw she was logged in tumblr and that it was indeed her blog
>"I know it's your blog, saw you were logged in"
>no idea why I didn't say anything else, starting to sweat like a madman even though I'm a skinnyfag, butterflies in stomach, all that shit
>she just stares at me with mouth half open and starts to blush

continuing

>>37876705
Mmm, not in my experience.

>>37876708
Oh please, I'm not the same anon but ffs, please just give me a wall of text.

>gf at the time scrolling through photos on her phone
>see pic of her last bf eating her out

At least it wasn't a random guy

>>37874888

WHY the hell not? Did he ever get physical or act weird towards your sister?

>>37876667

I'm not British

>>37876708

>I sit next to her (were sitting opposite of each other) because I want to escalate physically somehow and just get closer to her
> "you don't have to be embarrased about it. in my experience, most girls are into that sort of stuff."
>"I don't know what to say. I'm so embarrassed right now, I just reblog stuff, I don't even post anything."
>"i'm telling you, it's OK, most girls I've been with are into that sort of thing"
>trying to sound like fucking casanova even though I've fucked only like 4 different chicks up until that point
>"how many women you've been with are into that? How many women have YOU even been with?"
>I can feel she's starting to get curious and sort of turned on
>I can't put this feeling into words anons, as soon as I heard her say that I fucking knew she took the bait, just knew it, looking at me like that....fuck
>"Don't expect me to give you a number, I'm not like that. And yeah, most women I've been with are into that sort of stuff or maybe it just seems that way to me because I'm into it which, I guess, makes them like it. You know?"
>can't remember the exact words but I remember saying something like that
>She just keeps eyefucking me at this point, looking at me like the fucking daddy she rubbed her clit to when watching shit-tier tumblr porn
>I take her hand and just pull her slightly closer to me
>she's breathing fast as fuck, i remember that so well, like it happened minutes ago
>i put my other hand on the back of her neck and just gently pull her in, tilt my head to the side, lean forward and start kissing and softly biting her neck
>proceed to suck her earlobe, bite her neck more
>go for a kiss, she's breathing heavily
>start making out, she sits in my lap
>feeling her small tits
>took her t-shirt off and took her to my room (we were in the living room up until this point)


Now, as expected, LMR - last minute resistance. Excuse the PUA lingo.

Cont, too long, sorry

>>37876889
Probably fear, think about it, he was 12 at the time.

>>37876898
Oh boy, this better get better.

Porn in a friend's csomputer

>>37876898

She keeps mumbling how this is wrong, how she is a virgin and "even if we wanted to do it we would have to take it really slow" etc. etc. this lasts for about 5 minutes (time is a factor here, when you get them wet you can do whatever the fuck you want, but if they cool off you're fucked) I interrupt and hold a cringey fucking monologue about how we "have all the time in the world but I want her right here, right now" and shit like that. Just enough to get her relaxed and escalate more physically.

>we're kissing again, we're on the bed now, bra off
>sucking her nipples, playing with her tits
>i go down and take off her skinny jeans
>kissing her thighs
>her knees literally shaking, hot as fucking hell, almost came in my boxers
>take off her panties
>she closes her legs, too fucking shy
>I spread them again, smile at her, kiss her thighs and proceed to eat her out
>not to brang, but I can eat a pussy out
>she orgasms, but still soaking wet and horny as fuck
>blows me for a while
>enter her (no condom because I'm an idiot but she doesn't complain)
>this was pretty awkward tbqh
>virgin, extremely tight, can sense it's painful for her, it's her first time
>made her come again and just got her on her knees and came in her mouth later on
>she's fucking moaning as I blow a loud in her mouth, drove me crazy

This was the first time. Long story short, after we were done I took a shower and then she took a shower, made out a bit, everyone got home. We were swapping nudes and messaging on whatsapp constantly the entire summer. Managed to fuck her 10-15 times that summer, in total. Sex was much better later. Hopefully they're coming here august, so I should be able to fuck her again. We're keeping contact, had a few skype masturbation sessions kek and talk via whatsapp every now and again.

There's your fap material lads. Believe me or don't, I like sharing this story online because I have no one to say it to in RL, but I feel like bragging a fucking lot.

>>37877000
Nothing unusual?

>>37877000
>csomputer
A computer designed to play Counter Strike only.

>>37877023
i dont know why but holy shit that made me laugh so hard good one m8

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>>37877023
I laughed and shot snot out of my nose you bastard
but then again, I am a guy with a CS reaction picture on his csomputer

>>37877000
That shit is normal anon.
I've seen the porn stash of my friends multiple times, shit, we even recommend porn to each other.

>>37870351
Probably her husband, no?

>>37877158
I don't know, maybe she's bicurious. Her husband doesn't use that PC.

>tfw uncle caught me watching gay porn when I was 17 and told nobody but my mom
I hate him desu

>>37877294
Are you a faggot?
Orig

>>37877070
Why is the seal team dude in 1.6 Black?

>>37877014
where u from? Ukraine?

please settle my fears

>>37877338
Ya man
Thankfully I could just bullshit my way out of that by saying a friend sent it to me as a joke

>>37877489

What are you afraid of? Thinking someone fucked your cousin or what?

No, I am not from Ukraine. Hope you're relieved.

>>37877534
Thanks bro, I'm schizo and get really paranoid about my girlfriend, for some reason I've got a fucked up delusional that she's incestous with her family, thanks for the reply <3

>>37869007
My dad buys pot seeds and vinyl records off Ebay and learns new guitar scales on Youtube. My mom is obsessed with Halloween and constantly looks at decorations and stuff months and months in advanced, that and she likes WWE alot.

>>37877587
>insecure slavshit subhuman

>>37877587

What? Elaborate please

>>37877781
nigga I'm white british
>>37878195
Basically, when me and her were in bed, her little brother used to come in and jump all over us and purposefully touch my dick, and when she was out the room say shit like put mustard in my pussy (lol), and I really wanted to smash his head in, so she told me that she caught him being molested by some people in his class or whatever, but she was like playing with him in front of me, and bearing in mind they are both fluent in English, they started speaking in Ukrainian and he said in English can he understand us, and I'm just really fucking paranoid.

I have psychotic episodes where I think I'm jesus and shit, and do really fucking weird shit, and I have like paranoid delusions normally, like have OCD and paranoid tendecies.

I just think she got raped when she was younger, or is being molested or some shit, there is something I cannot put my finger on which is really fucking weird and it creeps me out, but I don't know if I'm schitz or I know what's actually going on

>>37878369
Probably skitz by the way lol

>>37878369

Fuck man, that shit is fucked up.

Hope things work out for you and your gf too.

Good luck m8

>>37870050
Prolapse is where you shit your asshole out

>>37878396
Thanks a lot bro, means a lot, my head is twisted as fuck, I love her so much but I'm so paranoid about her constantly, to the point where I question being in a relationship with her because my mind twists so much

>>37878410
and that is arousing how

>>37874552
I think I remember that thread

Original

>>37877713
Your mom sounds nice. I like her.

>>37878479
People are into weird shit my dude

>>37869069
Kek, your dad is cheating on your mum with dickgirls

>>37876898
>trying to sound like fucking casanova even though I've fucked only like 4 different chicks up until that point
That's better than the global average, cunt

>>37869007
>brother
>nothing but women getting absolutely blown out by massive dildos and shit
>lots of dragon dildo stuff on there

>>37878369
if they do it again record their voices and upload for a live translation

>>37875380
your cousin has good taste

>>37879000
trips of truth, but... prolapse? c'mon
>>37879326
watching porn =/= cheating

>>37869007
>be 12
>father watched tranny porn
>used to delete the history for him so mom wouldn't find out but never confronted him about it
>one day mom wants to talk
>she is fucking fuming over finding tranny websites on the computer
>their relationship is already pretty unstable
>did you watch this filth?
>"Yes"
I feel I grew a little that day but my mother never looked at me the same way

>>37880000
do you like traps, amigo?

>>37880038
Not particularly, they aren't that bad on 2D but 3D ones just aren't my cup of tea. Even then I'm sure I wasn't into it over 10 years ago

>>37880102
Well it's not gay if it's 2D.

>>37869007
>13
>bored in my grandparent's farm house
>look trough some books in the library
>one book is a porn book
>there's a book mark in the middle of it
>all chapters focuses on a different girl getting fucked
>only one I remember is the one where they all get high on opium and have a gangbang
I remember the others were good shit though. It still disturbed me a little too.

>>37876054
Holy fuck what was his reaction to Geiger counter??

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a bit of a reverse story

>be me
>be 8
>discover porn early on a small laptop i got as a present
>watch a bunch of videos
>didnt think about masturbation until much later, but i just watched it out of boredom
>literally watching it for the plot
>all of these porn websites were just starting to come out (xvideos, xhamster, pornhub, etc.) and i was going crazy with it
>be thanksgiving, family comes over
>cousins drop by
>they take my laptop without me knowing and check the history
>so smol and quiet that i see what they're doing without them noticing
>they're looking through my history and see all the pornhub shit
>back out and never talk about it
>years pass, be 12
>thanksgiving comes again and they drop by
>they ask me if I watch the hub (same channel that hosts mlp)
>they don't say it like The Hub, they say it like THE Hub
>they remember
>say no
>they give me the suspicious look
>mfw

I don't know if I convinced them or if they still know. They never brought it up since.

>>37880542
Holy shit anon are your cousins mlp fags?

>>37880340
He didn't even mention it, he started Making jokes about lolis to me and shit like that.
The funny part is that a few weeks later i found some loli doujins in his computer, nothing like quzilax, Just a few vanilla ones. So i think that or he liked What he saw in my computer or he wanted to know more about the shit i'm into and found some good loli doujins. So i basically made my bro a semi-lolicon

>>37874980
It's one of those things where you want it more because it's taboo. I stopped giving a fuck about so many "sins" once I became a fedora tipper. Once things aren't forbidden anymore, they no longer intrigue.

>>37875118
>floor tiles
i remember that thread.
the only thing i saw weird in my family's browsing history was a porn blog my sister followed in tumblr.

>>37875421
What is private browsing and clear history?

That shit has become impulsive for me

>>37874214
what the fuck..
SNAKE... SNAKE? SNAKKKKKEEEE!

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my friends (when i was a semi normie), mum and sister have seen traps on my PC multiple times.
i don't even care at this point, my current wallpaper on my 42 inch wall mounted monitor is bailey jay (no dick visible), my mum even commented that she was 'cute'.

>>37869007
>dad literally only faps to mature old blondes that basically look like my mom
Kinda sweet
>sister reads lot of lesbian erotica

>>37869007
Never look at the browser history from anyone.
It's better to believe that people don't have any secrets than knowing the absurd mental abysses one can have.

>>37869007
>get old laptop from grandpa
>open Firefox
>bookmarks
>fat matures XXX
>old BBW video
Ew.

>>37882483
>>dad literally only faps to mature old blondes that basically look like my mom
>Kinda sweet

Rate mom /10?

>>37884995
Dunno. I don't get along with her at all so my judgment is probably clouded but apparently she's kinda looked like me when she was younger.
You know, hundreds of years ago.
But as far as older women go, I'd say she managed to stay attractive, compared to the mothers of friends and such.

>>37875608
Meaning the one they will find all the links to in the box running squid with 5 gigs of cache if they come for it.

>>37885016
So a 6

>>37885051
I guess, yeah. But tastes differ obviously.

>>37874147
Pedo? Original originally

>>37869052
found tranny and fisting porn on home computer and caught my dad watching lesbian porn once, that fucked me up for a while

>>37875421
>looked through my gf's history and skype logs

You have trust issues, man. Life is going to keep tripping you up no matter what you don't need to add to that by being paranoid

my family's browser history is tame as fuck, and I like that. The only thing I find is youtube, yesmovies, netflix, google, news websites, ebay and thats about it, never found anything wild or crazy ever.

>>37887260
Your family can use incognito mode, congratulations

>>37887260
You have to go deeper anon DEEPER

>>37887294
no, they always sign in, they give me weird looks when I use incognito, when I have used their laptop it's always signed in, my parents never turn theirs off so its always signed in.

>>37874214
But imagine zipping that back up real fast and catching the nipple in the zipper.

>>37875800
>spongebob naked
Patrician taste

found out dad was into nudist shit i.e. young girls at the beach naked

>>37880000
May the lord smile on you

>no sex at home
>end up having affair
>wife finds out
>part of reconciliation is to talk about what we did
>tell her got blow jobs and anal sex
>few weeks later she's sucking my cock and asking me to butt fuck her
>360 degree change (inb4...)
>she asks me to find a site on her computer that she visited a few weeks ago
>look in her browsing history
>blow job and anal videos
>gotta love computers

>>37875118
IN AN IH MUTT TRANS FOR MAY SHIN

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>>37869007
>friend is a christian
>one of the autofills in his search history is succubus
>check his history
>pictures upon pictures of demon girls
>mrw

>>37888223
>cute little christian boy jacking it to demons
noice

>>37888146
>Chad cheats on Stacey
>she rewards him with anal and blowjobs

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>>37888295
I would object but I'm sure you have some sort of fantasy in your head, so... you enjoy that.

>>37888350
I'm religion and I jacked off to demon girls all the time

>>37874589
how do I make use of a keylogger? where do I start?

>>37874147
Out of curiosity, whch ones?

>>37889687
Blacked.com

oreignalle

>>37889989
Maybe a description for pussies?

>>37874552
>nutting to nude pics of a girl you dont know
I never understand that one.
There are millions of nasty porn videos out there, yet /b/ still gets turned on by random naked sluts.

>>37876449
>I was 22 at the time and she was 18
Stopped reading there.

Hmm this is an opportunity to brag.
I am actually proud of my parents, my dad especially.
He is almost technologically illiterate, but he can use his laptop for basic Word and web browsing. He definitely can't erase his traces. His web history was 100% degeneracy free.

I can't agine the disappointment of finding out your dad is not just a porn user, but a degenerate faggot likeany of people ITT have.

Mom browser yellow news sites, like celebrity gossip and such trash, but also nothing bad.

My younger brother, is the biggest degenerate in the family, his history includes all types of straight porn.

>me

>>37890913
My parents are both surprisingly degenerate-free, well, surprisingly for my dad. My sisters both read quite a lot of smut though, and some porn and such too.

>>37891008
I also took off the SD cards from their phones, and searched for deleted photos.

Not a single nsfw pic.

Feels great.

>>37891090
Must feel pretty weird being the only degenerate in your family. At least by sisters aren't angels either.

>>37869007
>>Mfw when trying to open up miniclip but dad left on 'redneck getting choked with massive dick'

>open dads ipad to look something up
>open safari
>2 betting websites and a bbw fetish website open in tabs
why

I went on my dads phone. Not only did he have an internet history ripe with porn, he also had multiple pornhub tabs still open from previos sessions.

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>>37880152
I'm 99% sure that book was "A Night in a Moorish Harem."

>>37874288
What's the point of your post? You honestly think anyone is going to read your moralfag shit, pause, and say "wow, this guy with a 9fag picture and his bitchy attitude is totally right, I'm going to stop making up stories"