>have only about £35 until payday, 8 days away >asking

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tl;only read first paragraph
Just go on welfare.

>>37866844
checked

>>37866843
fuck off back to robot
sage

Buy 35 McChickens, the best fast food sandwich.

>>37866843

So stop buying the junk Jew and the caffeinated Jew. That's two small things that would instantly improve your life. After that you can start working on the social stuff.

>>37866843
switch to decaf. it's easier to handle that switch than to quit cold turkey

then once you're used to decaf you can quit that cold turkey without going through caffeine withdrawal

>>37866843
Force yourself to join a social group. ANYTHING. try toastmasters, take a dancing class, bicycling club, fuck, even try going to church. Do anything that will put you in a social situation.

You are all Woah is me and not sound shit about it.

Get yourself out there. You are in your prime.

>>37866843
Just stop drinking coffee

What the fuck is wrong with you? Women see exactly what you think you're hiding, a spineless weasel with no self-control

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>>37866843
>Live in London
>Be depressed
Seems to be a correlation between those two.
I am not shitting when I suggest this, but have you thought of moving out of the capital?

Mancfag here. We look at the state of London and laugh. I would be depressed if I lived there. London, with all it's eccentricity and expense, is a caricature of what it means to be British.

Granted Manchester is full of fags but that isn't so bad compared to all the scum who reside in the capital. Get out of there now.

If you can't get out, I fear there may be few other options for you. Also quit your job now and stop being a wagecuck, use your smarts and start a business, but again not in the capital, move elsewhere first.

Good luck fellow bong

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If that would cheer you up, I'm 23 years old, I was going to uni but then, when I was 20 got addicted to computer games. I played them nonstop, couldn't pass my exams because of gaming and I got out of uni. I'm living at my parents house and have no perspectives in life, btw I'm ugly as fuck and I'm constantly having suicidal thoughts.

>>37866852

I felt this way in my own, more northern than Manchester, city. It's just I now have a job where my loserness is even more obvious, and there are lots of attractive women that I feel awful seeing.

£35 for a week is fine you spastic.
I can do a weekly shop on £20.

>>37866843

Lel I made 135k last year because I faked a resume and cover letter and references and was hired as director of sales for a small company.

>I am completely unqualified for my job
>my real previous job was minimum wage

The job market is unfair, especially for young white men. Fuck 'em, do what you have to. When you can, try and help fellow white bois out.

>>37866844
>>130800000

>>37866843
elses life is even shitter than yours but they have learned to hide it better than you.
Step 1 forget women - you think its better to have someone to fuck but u dont realise that a women will slaughter you emotional, as a lonely man going to a relationship the running from it to be alone again I coined the phrase LESS than LONELY.
Step 2, throw away book,fuck coffee. Go into a sports bar and sip at a half pint of shandy ( probably cheaper than coffee) and force yourself to WATCH SPORTS. I know its childish and pointless but your brain is too wired with coffee and being intelecktool, watch sports in the company of other men and absorb the idiotic camaderie.
Step 3; fuck the gym, u have no money but u pay a gym membership? U wont meet anyone there. WALK alot instead.
Stop eating junk food. Get into toast with thing on it, like tomatoes, beens, cheese, avocado, eggs. After a while u will begin to enjoy the feeling of providing for cooked meals yourself hence self esteem improves. THINGS ON TOAST.

>>37866844
Die of cancer

>>37866843
>I think at this point all normies have a superiority complex over me
Maybe your warped view of the world is the problem.
I'm fairly successful and good looking/fit and I do not walk constantly comparing myself to others trying to figure out who is superior.
Of course everything is a competition, there's sexual competition, economic competition and so on.
But that doesn't mean that the vast majority of social interactions in my life are competitions of some kind, trying to wrestle someone else down.
That would be a rather unpleasant way of life.
I can't give you a solution for that problem though. :(

I do believe myself that things on toast have a power to change the world.

>>37866843
Stop drinking coffee and instead buy rice and beans and learn how to fucking cook.

Soon you will have over a months worth of food stored up in case you run out of money.

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>>37866858
step 1 is absolute truth
The other two are terrible advice, faggot.
>can't afford gym membership
>Can afford avocado on toast

>>37866843

Get the fuck outta London for a start

>>37866853
>Tfw same exact shit

I'm 23, turned in may.

No College. Had the chance at free college ride, blew it because of games, tv and weed. Degenerate I know.

Go back to college man and do some soul searching. Seriously, find purpose in something.

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>>37866852
>a caricature of what it means to be British.

>>37866843
you wont improve by quitting

>>37866860

Contradicted myself here quite a bit:
>Of course everything is a competition
>But that doesn't mean that the vast majority of social interactions in my life are competitions of some kind

What I mean is that although you can find competition anywhere if you are really looking for it, most people don't structure their life in order for every situation to be one of competition.
I'd imagine such people would be rather unpleasant.
I couldn't care less how you look like or how much money you have when I'm socialising with people for fun.

>>37866856
It's true.

The surest way to remain in poverty is to be an honest man.

>>37866866
>British
>posts Sweden
I get the message you are trying to convey, but try harder please.

What is your job? Don't you have any saved money? It blows my mind away how many europeans are actually living off rent. In Greece almost all families if the low middle class owns atleast one apartment and/or an house in the countryside.

>>37866843
Only 35 quid
>rice
>beans
>bread

Plan your fucking meals in the future or ask for more hours at work you fucknig nigger

>>37866866
We can see the signs, Pekka

>>37866855
I go for weeks on $0 frequently, don't know what this cunt is crying about. If you're living paycheck to paycheck you are a fucking degenerate, sort yourself out.

Suck it up and work while living with your parents

>WAAA MY LIFE IS OVER I MISSED OUT ON EVERYTHING WAAA

There's people in fucking wheelchairs with a better attitude than you, OP. You're your own worse enemy. Just fucking go out and do shit, most people aren't that judgmental. Hell, getting off this website for ten minutes will help, you only think it's about normies and Chads and shit because you spend most of your time on here I'd wager.

You'll be fine on 35 quid idiot. Just buy all your food in shops and make it at home.

Start making plans to get out of London. 26k is shit. If you earned 20k further north you could actually afford a decent living standard. A cheap car, nice little flat and a some cash put away each month.

>>37866871

Brain-dead, low work public sector work that looks good on a cv. I am an honourary Greek

>>37866843
I live with the family, like god and king intended.

>I'm barely able to save anything that isn't taken away by incidentals, medical bills, and car services even in this humiliating a situation.

It's shit everywhere, m8, ask for help, but make sure you aren't loafing around and causing your problems for yourself.

>>37866843
>ugly

Change this word to 'unconventionally attractive' in your mind, and explore your options.
Find a book YOU want to read, fuck the 'literati'.
When you live the most honest-to-you life you can, you will feel better.
Who are you really anon? What are you uniquely here to do?

>>37866863
Hundredaire tells 4chan: If you want a house, just kill muzzie family and steal theirs.

>>37866843

You can easily fast for 8 days, then you have a 3 day surplus of food.

Only drink coffee in the morning. No sugar fat fuck.

>>37866843
>Convert yourself to islam
>start raping cute grill
>Parents of the raped grill thank you and give their daughter to you.
>collect child support free gibs.
>Start from step two and rinse and repeat.

>I think I am book smart but I am already 26 and with zero social experiences since I was 18. I've never been to a pub or club. I hated my. boring stem degree I've had no friends since 18, no female attention ever. How can I sit in my flat learning programming or something useful when my youth is passing before my eyes? And I'm being really fucking generous when I call being 26 youth.
Yeah, and what would you do with your youth otherwise? Right now it's passing before your eyes. If you learned another skill like programming, it would pass by your eyes anyway, so why the fuck not?
Or if you really wanna "enjoy your youth" (read: "fuck some girls", which is what you meant) you need to have admirable traits. Drinking expensive coffee and reading boring lit to impress some imaginary hipster girl ain't gonna make you admirable. Being funny, interesting or handsome will.

Go to the market, buy pasta and tomato sauce and some frozen mixed veg. Eat 1500 cal a day and you'll survive just fine. You'll lose some body fat too.

>>37866850

woah is me

>>37866850
Don't waste your time with church. It is all old people. I started attending my Lutheran church again and there is only one girl my age who is fat and ugly. The rest seem to be knocking on death's door.

Be strong lad, keep learning new things, you're still young and things do change

>>37866843
Seriously you are a cunt.
>pays top dollar for Starfucks coffee
>sits in Starfucks surrounded by attention whores
>hates feeling like a loser surrounded by attention whores in Starfucks
>blames coffee for shit gains

Your are a cunt
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt

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>>37866850
Woah

>>37866843
Hi Pajeet. How's that new feature coming along? If it's not done by Friday, you'll need to come in on Saturday, mmmmkaaayyy.

>>37866885
For 35 pounds he could eat 3000 calories a day and have money to spare.

>>37866844
god I hope those benefits were spread out over at least 10 years

You deserve to treat yourself better. I've had a terrible diet for a couple years. And I stopped listening to by GUT. You gotta listen to your GUT, it knows better than your HEAD or tour HEART.

I'm telling you, brother. Once you get over this hump, start by changing your diet. You will feel better.

You deserve to be happy but you gotta treat yourself better bro. No one is going to do that for you if you don't first do it for yourself.

>>37866843
Kys whiny bitch or grow a sack and get the fuck over it

>>37866843

tl;dr

Nigger just go to your local Gurdwara. Free food all day every day, and they probably serve coffee too.

>b-but must have muh coffee!

Go to AA meetings. You'll get free donuts too.

>>37866850

>join societal group

Hate to agree with this, but it's true not just now but for the future. In long-term research studies oldfags who have a large social group have better functioning brains than those who don't. Now they're old; no data on "social media," but I'm pretty sure it only works in face-to-face communication.

Also, they'll drive you to your doctors appointments and jewbook friends won't.

>woah

Fucking Common Core rears its head. Must be summer.

>>37866843
Also, I spend about 20 bucks a day, often less, on packs of protein bars, a bag of walnuts, and a half-gallon of soy milk- normally two bars a day and a couple small handfuls of nuts with between a half to a whole container of the soyshit. Soy is the cheapest thing that still meets basic nutrition, I like the taste, and the estrogenic effects will at most help me avoid prostate cancer and baldness since the diet has accidentally put me into ketosis and I actually need to spend some of my luxury budget on what most would consider a normal, satiating meal, and the occasional bout of junk food about once or twice a month (another $5~$20) to keep the whole process level. The fact that I'm almost constantly burning off fat reserves means most of the downsides of reducing my testosterone aren't felt or get outright eliminated by metabolic processes, if I were looking at building up rather than maintaining a sufficiently trim figure I'd probably bite the expense and switch to something like almond milk and replace the protein bars with a fiber bar, celery, and whey powder and probably force myself to eat larger amounts of walnuts to increase fat intake. As it is, most days I eat something like 1400~1600 calories while walking 18~24 miles during my shift and doing moderate activity combined with light lifting and am floating between 160~170lbs at 5'11" manlet status. To dump myself all the way into full-on ketosis, I'd need to ditch the protein bars and that nasty-ass chocolate coating for the aforementioned fiber/whey combo.

My main expenses are the car and car insurance, with paying off student loans and gas usage coming in at a close second.

>>37866843
At least your not an alcoholic

>>37866843

You know that /pol/ meme where you have a guy working his ass off to become a rich engineer who gets to marry an ex-slut in his 30s?

Yeah, it's true.

t. Relatively wealthy engineer

>>37866843
>I am a loser with weak willpower.
Correct, either change or fail and meanwhilst fuck off.

>>37866898
I'd rather be a fucking alcoholic

>>37866901
Yeah drinking coffee in public just to not be lonely sounds like hell

>>37866843

Don't worry OP, just enjoy the life you've been given in any way you find enjoyable. Don't listen to anyone telling you derogatory things, since they're being hypocrites. Don't worry about not having family and dying alone, for many people even famous ones have done just that, Nikola Tesla for example. In the end you die anyway, and all of your legacy is lost in the void... even if you end up having kids they will die too sooner or later. Live for the moment, shit on all the future and past generations, get some adderall and start being productive for your own benefit/amusement and not for others. Also remember, if you decide to KYS at any point, then you're open to do pretty much anything you want. You could go on a raping/killing spree for that last bit of enjoyment before KYS.

>>37866844
also checked

>>37866866
>pic
Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L L Y

/pol/ even old, fat and bald bastards can get hot chicks as long as they have swagger and personality.
Focusing solely on "lifting" will not fucking fix you if you are socially retarded around women.

>I think at this point all normies have a superiority complex over me.

You're retarded for blaming others for your failure. Go eat mushrooms and learn, faggot. sage

>>37866887

>lutheran church

You on the East Coast by any chance?

>all oldfags

Retirees have time and lots of shit to donate/get rid of. Young people are too busy working and raising their kids to care about newcomers.

If you're just in it for the pussy though, you're much better off going for the Mormons.

>huge network
>rich and white af
>into having lots of white babies
>community will take care of you
>not that strange sky-daddy wise
>free college for your kids

For those benefits you can fake your way through anything.

>>37866843
>£35 until payday, 8 days away
You could feed a family on that for a week. A single person could eat well.
Buy potatoes, rice, onions, carrots, celery, tomatoes, butter, and eggs and find some recipes. Buy meat at butchers on the day. Personally I would buy flour and milk and bake cakes for a week, bu ymmv.

Go ask /ck/ what to do with £35 for the week. They will feed you like a Prince.

Oh, just chiming in with another unorthodox solution:
Find a sugar momma.
Older women wll give you good sex and help you out in your life in other ways.

>>37866894
>And I stopped listening to by GUT. You gotta listen to your GUT

huh

>>37866887
This is why I can't get into church. The decent ones grow smaller with the death of every Greatest Generation-er, and the only ones that people actually go to these days are those cuck blue pill non-denomonational large to mega churches with rock bands and shit. Gay as fuck.

>>37866843
>My only hobby is drinking coffee in public to feel less alone, browsing 4chan, and feeling sad about life.
That is pretty sad mate. I don't know what to say, since saying 'stop doing it' will have no effect. But stop doing it. If you want to meet a qt you've a better chance of doing it in a pub anyway. Going to the pub isn't rocket science.
How about the people you work with? Could you start socialising with them?

>>37866902
I dunno if your being sarcastic but yes it does. Can we do a thread on Starbucks and what the fuck is it with cunts who drink there.
>pay ££££ not to get drunk in public
>sit in silence pretending to write a book
>do not fucking approach any of the hot chicks sate there because they are attention whores and will reject your average ass.

It just sounds like massachism to me..I'd rather get loaded and make an ass of myself..at least the odds of getting laid are higher.

>>37866843
Put on some gold sparkle hot pants and pink lipstick and enjoy gay pride. You know you want to.

>>37866913
I was not being sarcastic

thinking about browsing 4chan in public and wasting money on coffee doing it makes me want to die

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>>37866843
>tfw mommy and daddy give me allowance once per week and pay for my house

You guys should find a new parents or try not being poor

>>37866911

Have you tried Russian/Greek Orthodox a/k/a /pol/ meetup?

For god's sake don't go Catholic. Those fucking pedos need to burn.

Every other church in this area has gone gay (literally, gay flags and everything) to boost membership. From what I've seen it isn't working.

JSA fag here, i have £10 to last me till next wed.

do i buy leccy or food?

or shall I goto tesco and shoplift again?

I had a voucher for a foodbank, but it was soooo embarrassing being there, i cant do that again.

I have no clothes to wear, no food, no internet, no mobile phone, no shoes, my hair is gross i cant even look after myself becuase of sanctions.

im on heavy dose of SSNRI's im so doped up I no longer care, should i just end it?

>>37866914
>alledgedly a straight male
>calls drinking coffee a "hobby"
>blames coffee hobby for being out of shape
>pays ££££ for coffee in Starbucks

Yeah I'm not buying OP's bullshit either

>>37866918
What happened mate, how'd you end up like that?

>>37866908

Or at the very least he could buy 8 frozen pizzas, bread and some shit to throw on it.

>>37866843
Going to the gym is a waste. Buy work out equipment online for for a one time payment of less than half of a gym membership. Go jogging.

Watch what you eat and for fuck sakes read something worthwhile.

Cant help you with your 'tism though,you're going to have to figure that shit out for yourself.

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>>37866843
Mate.... if you're still here, you need to get as many credit cards and loans as you can, I'd aim for 20k UK lbs and quit your job.

Go to Poland, get rat arsed and report back once something amusing has happened or you take some memeable pics. Id like to see all kinds of whacky eastern European hijinks, if you're not a shit cunt I'll give you $50 to spend on hookers once you're broke in Moscow.

Fuck up properly, burn your faggot tie and shit cunt suit. Sure you'll go home broke, missing teeth and speaking funny but at least you'll be able to get a sweet cash job as a plumber and we're all in for a currency reset soon so fuck worrying about your credit defaults.

Just do an Ahmed and don't pay it back. Din du nuffin.

Don't be a fucking cuck faggot op, you're not going to get laid in your current situation. English people are pussies by nature, don't be one.

>>37866918
Yet you have a Republican Party flag and are on Social welfare in the UK (much hypocrisy) with draconian sanctions applied by the British version of the Republican Party AKA the Tories.
>you sir, deserve all you fucking get

>>37866890
That's the first image that popped into my head.

>>37866920
I missed an appointment about my ESA, so they sanctioned me 1 month and I went onto JSA, even though my Dr says im not supposed to be working becuase im extremely volatile right now.

sometimes i cant even get up, i feel so ill, im on anti depressants and anti anxiety pills, I cant bare to face the day sometimes.

now i feeling i'm just wasting away

i was never always like this, I once had it all..

>>37866843

go to Tesco, buy discount sandwiches

>>37866924
Sorry, I dont pay attention to these flags, i just picked one at random.
better now?

I have a degree and a lot of experience in work, i've been a taxpayer all my life, but it all went wrong with my mental health.

>>37866843
move out of London
buy a qt gf from the non-EU East (Russia/Ukraine/Moldova etc). 26k is a lot of money to them

>>37866905
Every broad/fat guy combo is the same though. She's always some nebbish cunt who goes on and on about feminism and wears pop culture shirts.

>>37866926
Sounds like you're in shit shape. Why are you embarrassed you use the food banks? It's not meant to be for people having a good life. Get your fill.
If you have any family members to contact and mend your bonds with, give that a go. If they're all cunts though maybe better to go alone. Give it a think.

>>37866928
Alright mate..I was going to say I know where you are coming from until I saw that elephant.
I'd like to hear what "having it all was" and how exactly you ended up losing it?

>>37866843
Your activites are also drudgery, funny how you didn't extract that from reading Brothers Karamazov

>>37866931
Aye, cheers I need to get a grip, nothing worse than being so hungry you go through Greggs bins at night for stale breadand skip for joy when you find some buns.

Its always darkest before the dawn as they say.

>>37866843
What's your job

>>37866843
In all seriousness. Read the warning labels on the meds then flush before they find you hanging naked in the closet like Alexander McQueen.

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>>37866843
>My only hobby is drinking coffee in public to feel less alone

You are a smart and special little boy and I love you!

>>37866928
Also you need an advocate to go and sort shit out on your behalf..
I have helped a relative in the past in this situation in the UK
>if your as fucked as you seem to be you are not in a fit state to show up for welfare meetings anyhow
>if you show up it only makes it appear you are fit for work, because you were able to drag yourself out of bed..(this is how the benefits system defines fit for work) including someone who is housebound for years due to severe arthritis and can only walk 20 feet..if they get driven to the welfare office and can walk the distance to the desk and back they are fit for work..

Find someone who can make calls on your behalf and fill in your paperwork..if you continue to do it yourself they will keep on punishing you. Sick people get help with this shit SO swallow your pride and get someone to advocate on your behalf.

>>37866934
That's it. You need to swallow any remaining pride. I know that's not nice, but it is what it is. First take any charity you can get. It's not permanent. It's meant for people like you on hard times.

>>37866932
I bit off more than I could chew, I was so ambitious at work, i took work home, lived for my work and shunned my mates and family. I was a commercial director at the age of 25 for a multinational company, but i couldnt do the job, it was too much for me. So i started to miss days, not turn up for appointments, I never asked for help from anyone.

i finally snapped one day driving in my company BMW driving at full speed around a roundabout over and over again until the Police had to ram me off into the verge.

Obviously I lost my job, lost my girlfriend soon after, lost my house, lost my cars, lost my money and a few friends which i had left.

I never answered the door, or mail, when the bailiffs came to turf me from my flat I lost the plot and attacked them, got arrested and jailed for 3 weeks.

Not had a job since, that was 9 yrs ago.

I never shared my problems, i didnt know i had a breakdown until i went to the Dr when I came out of prison and he told me i should have sought help a long time ago,.

>>37866934
Former Skip-raider here.
Greggs lock the bins now. Apparently taking unwanted food out of a bin is classed as 'stealing'.

I understand preservation of economy and shit, need to keep the poor hungry and all that, but come on. Besides aren't there like foraging laws that prevent it from being illegal? either way, that's how it is now.

>>37866848
Wait.. what's wrong with coffee? I drink like 12 cups a day and I'm one jolly motherfucker

>>37866843
>buy bag of rice
>buy vegetables that are in season or cabbage, those are cheap
>Make rice and vegetables day by day, spice with stuff you already have at home so it tastes different every day

Btw, with that money you can buy a 10kg bag of good-quality sticky rice and 7-8kg of cabbages, easy. You could get fat with spending that much money on food.

>>37866940
Right if that's a true story I can probably get you sorted out

>>37866850
Woah

>>37866939
>>37866938
>>37866941
Cheers guys, I know what I need to do, I know im a capable person, it's not over yet.

help is there i know, I just need to swallow my pride and face up to the reality.
>>37866941

>>37866843
Buddhism. I'm in the exact same boat as you but in a way better headspace.

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>>37866843
Holy shit you are a faggot. I left home at 17 and paid for everything from then - uni, rent, food, life, travel. I fucking busted my ass like you would not believe.
You fucking bongs are lazy cunts. I worked there for working holiday and you cunts are serious loosers.

Fucking get a heart beat and face the world - it owes you fucking nothing. It owes you no living, no woman, no nothing and you will be dead soon.

The reason why you are a faggot looser cuck fuck wit is because you don't have a dad or your dad was a cuck like you. So I will do you a favor and give you a dad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz2DknROaI8

He is you new dad. Now fuck off and follow his rules faggot.

Jesus Christ, I work full time and only spend about 30 a week on food.

Stop being a fat cunt OP.

>>37866843
>Looking at rocks on the bottom
Power of Now (Tolle) pulled me out of a funk. Helps you focus on the things you can change and not the past, shadow, and the future, phantoms. Gaining spiritual strength without a religious filter may help you out OP

>>37866843
>Everything feels like work. I'm reading brothers Karamazov just to say I have. It's boring shit that pseudo intellectuals praise.

The book for you is Notes from the Underground my friend, about a man paranoid and pathethic displeased with life, great short read.

unironically lives in london

>>37866944
I'm open to suggestions mate

>>37866853
And your flag is Africa tier shit

>>37866843
Typical millenial. Fuck off ramjit, we are full

>>37866843
Stop drinking coffee every 5 minutes and spend the money on whores instead

First of all get the hell out of the city if you can. That environment is too expensive and drags you down.
>Everyone else's life consists of easily joining institutions filled with normies like them, being judged by normies like them, doing things that normies enjoy.
Second, why does it matter what normies or women think and why do you seek approval from them?
Giving a shit about what normies do and say is retarded. If you're not part of that world, you're not going to somehow be able to force yourself into the world of Facebooks,Instagrams and consumerism.
It's a good think to be different, use that to your advantage.
Observe what the normies do, how they behave and then figure out to make money from it.
Build a career from your ability to observe the crowds and turn your isolation into a strength.
I'm a popular good looking guy and willingly isolated myself to a total hermit mode with zero social contacts to do my own thing and it's fucking awesome.
List all of the things that you actually love doing and figure out how to make living from them, rather than forcing yourself into the daily grind that eventually drives you into a total madness.
Life isn't all about maximizing profits from shit you hate doing.
Also when you're your own mind and get good at doing something, people will come to you and they're going to start forming social circles around you, rather than you having to assimilate into some other existing social groups.
And stop eating junk food.

>>37866940
That's a good story..as in it's a sellable one. I know a journalist who can get you media attention if your not larping. I just texted her and she said she can get you in the daily mirror and that it will probably get around a few hundred quid tops, which she said you can have..if you were a woman in the same boat though, the woman's mags would grab this type of ritches to rags story and you would get around a grand..
The thing is I know a few hundred quid is not gonna make a real difference obviously BUT the attention it will get you could net you a new job and other opportunities PLUS it will be huge leverage against the welfare system and they will immediately back down and reinstate your benefits.
>this is how smart people use the papers.
Mate in this day and age of Facebook and no fucking privacy anyway..you may aswell recognise pride really does come before a fall.

Britain = No sun . 3000 i.u of vitamin D3 per day . Takes about 3 months to build up in your system

>>37866892
Well I wasn't implying he spend all $35 on food. I just threw out something cheap I used to eat in my University years to squeak by on a pizza delivery income.

>>37866953
It's a story that would appeal to practically all British newspapers but usually the most reliable for "human interest" is the mirror and every paper wants an exclusive..but you could end up in all of them.
Plus anything to do with high status jobs and money + depression is a huge seller in the UK. You can actually turn yourself into a valuable commodity if you play it right
>get lemons make lemonade

>>37866961
+Better than killing yourself

>>37866958
Thanks man, hmm interesting, but i'm too embarrassed to even use a food bank, this is literally my worst nightmare being in the public eye over somthing ive not really come to terms with personally.

Thanks so much for your help, but I dont think I would benefit , dare I say it could run counter, although the coin would be nice. ;p

I have thought about writing my story down properly before and send it in as anonymous letter to the Guardian or somthing, Maybe this is what I should do.

I really feel that even talking to you guys has helped, I never talk about this you see.

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>>37866918
go to tesco. Pull / tear / cut the barcode off a 1kg bag of potatoes (or get one from home). grab 1kg worth of steak. Scan potatoe barcode at scanny thing. Walk out

>>>r9k

>>37866843
I've always lived my life by the rule of "change what is in my power to change and not give a fuck about the rest". For example, a few years ago I had the worst boss imaginable... micromanaging, do nothing himself, zero praise, asshole chink. Seriously, when i do eventually leave the company, he's in for a fully processed pizza hut meat lovers (w/ extra sauce) in his desk drawer. but anyway.. I detested this guy, and I realized that there was no way I could continue as his employee. So I applied for jobs and got the fuck out of his group. Funny side story: About 3 months after I started in my new group the guy he hired to replace me asked me out for coffee and was literally sobbing at the table about how horrible he was to work for. Grown man crying, asking me what he should do.. all I could tell him was what did. Change what is within your power.

I got a new job, great boss... and I've been stress free since 2012.

Honestly, don't worry too much about being ugly. Here's the thing: you are probably not as ugly as you think you are.. it's a self confidence issue. And it doesn't matter anyway because some of the best people I have ever know were fat and ugly. Correspondingly, some of the worst people I have ever known were good looking. If you like coding (I do too) then find some way to be social doing that. Get outside more.

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>>37866946
I'm 42 and lost about 10 years in a depressive fugue until I finally asked for help. Don't be like me, get help ASAP

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>>37866858
The eternal avocado strikes again. When will this nu-male tier vegetable be banished from our shelves?

>>37866963
I know what you mean...I've gotten stories into the papers before and I've had family members in the papers too..for embarrassing shit actually. Fortunately the internet has massively undermined the MSM and today's news really is tomorrow chip paper..but like I said if your really thinking of suicide and trust me I've been there myself..you may aswell take the next least radical option and see if that works out first.
I get the impression it's been having too much ego and pride that caused your shit to begin with. That's not a critism as I'm like that myself, it's just an observation. The fact you won't go to a food bank out of pride is really pointing to the root of your issues with mental health IMO like those japenase business men who sit in the park all day and pretend to their families they still have jobs
>it's not easy to change the way you are but if the choice is suicide or an embarrassing alternative..try the alternative first

>>37866843
You can easily go 4-5 days without eating you fucking pussy.

>>37866865
Same, then I dropped out and jointed the Air Force. Got a job as a Space System Operator , shipping to basic in a month and from what I'm reading after my 4 I can get a cushy job at Lockheede or Boeing plus have my college paid.

It's a sweet fucking gig. I feel like the military is a great plan for fags like us who have no willpower/drive right now and no money to just fuck around in college for 6+ years like most of my rich, well off friends.

>>37866843
haha i spend that much on food a month.
learn to cook. stop being lazy.
2 lb flour is only 2$ in my country. the expensive part is the yeast which is an investment but is like 10$ for a large container which lasts forever.
make bread, make bagels, make fkn tortieas if ur too cheap to buy yeast. 2lb of flour will last almost a month. youre just too lazy to learn how to make it or do it yourself

>>37866970
This, I did 7 days just to see if I could. Did plenty of exercise too at the time so I didn't just sit around on my ass. After day two or three you stop being hungry.

>>37866843
Find a decent DNM. Buy acid, consume acid. About 200 micrograms should change your point of view.

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>>37866940
You're so cool. Can you come to my birthday party? I'll give you really great drugs and you can entertain us all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

I have 4k CHF (4.1k USD) left over from last salary. I didnt even try to save.

What kind if looser are you? kek

>>37866964
Is that you Russell? Remember that time we put £80 of food into an empty multipack of crips and paid £4.50 for it at the self serve in a 24hr Asda?

>>37866969
Thanks for your reply, aye,whats that film where they say that's pride fucking with you?

I deserve better for myself, but the shame aye, the shame is overwhelming, especially since the people at the food bank are so fucking nice and i nearly broke down when i went there last.

Slowly lead yourself off the cockfee

>>37866892
way more if he just drinks cooking oil