What is r9k's excuse for not being able to do at least

I can do 25 pushups consistently and on some days I can do 30. I can also do 50 or so situps in a row, 10 pullups, etc. And yet I still look like shit.

>>37864587
>And yet I still look like shit.

Say that to the guy in the video, he is lean as fuck.

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Oh another trend that I have created here, looks like my shrilling is paying off

>>37864550
Im doing 50 pushups a day.
Can do up to 30-40 in one go. Goal is to be able to do 100 in one go because conscription is in october.

>>37864550
I can do over 100 in 3 minutes... doesn't mean i'm a normie...

>>37864550
I've been able to do 100 consecutive push ups since I was 12 but that doesnt mean jack shit because I am a manlet

>>37864550
I do descending pyramids of 50-40-30 with sit-ups the same way in between. Some days, I work up to 200-300 either as soon as I can or a few sets scattered throughout the day.

Good thing because I ship out to basic training in several months. Ultimately trying to work my up to a max of 60+ in one set. Could only do 30-35 two months ago.

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You call those pushups!?

>>37864550
When izdo push ups i fell like my shoulder is going to slip out of its articulation. So i do knee push ups instead but it's not vert effective to grow muscles.

>>37864550
Thing that sucks for me is that I can walk 5 miles in the Arizona heat, yet struggle and sweat heavily from doing 20 real pushups.

>>37864550
I used to do 200 pushups or whatever it was called, I was never comfortable doing more than 25 in one set but could do about 200 good form pushups over the course of a Law & Order episode on average every day, with my max being 400 or 500.

I haven't done pushups in a long while, I've been going to the gym and calisthenics at a small gym seems backwards

>>37864550
Those look more like ground humps than actual push ups desu

>>37864971
clarification: 200 pushups refers to the hundred pushups program

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>>37865006
addendum: I just tried doing some pushups, one set of 20, but my excuse is a pull day at the gym 4 hours ago. Thanks for reminding me we're all gonna make it /r9k/.

I can barely do thirty push-ups and I do nothing but lay in bed all day.

Because i'm too intelligent. It's basically a waste of energy

>only 2 people saying those aren't real push ups

Damn, you faggots are more out of shape than I thought.

>>37864900
Dude has back problems apparently. If he was healthy, he could probably pull them.