>tfw you realize the FBI is probably tracking you because

Fuck you fbi, im bombing your headquarters the 24th

>>37863098
They don't give that much of a shit about an animeposting faggot saying he's going to kill himself to get some (you)s on a Colombian rumba dancing forum. At this point you have to understand that if you're not tech savvy enough to go off the grid and enter the Wired you're going to be watched constantly, but that doesn't always mean that things are actually going to happen to you. If it makes you feel any better consider this, some qt FBI operator in charge of surveilling you has probably watched all the porns you do, and maybe if your webcam isn't taped she's even watched you fap.

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>>37863142
>tfw even the FBI knows you fap to traps

>>37863098
No one is actively watching you. However your ISP and cellular network providers are required by law to turn all your data over to the NSA to be stored for later reference if need be.

Just don't type things or search things that could be suspect of terror planning.

The Feds aren't interested in anything else, except terror and cheese pizza. So long as your not doing that, you're clear. The Feds don't care what weird Japanese porn you're looking at.

>>37863239
they run everything through a database and flagged keywords draw their attention to shitposters like OP.

They don't know he's trolling when he makes a shitpost about wanting to go on a klilling spree.

It's only a matter of time for him.

>>37863303
This

I've posted some fucked up shit before when I was shit posting.

Terrorist actions, I'm going to buy a gun tomorrow on 8th Market Avenue, I'm gonna blow up the football stadium, I'm moving to Syria next week, ISIS ISIS ISIS, allah guide me, I'm going on a crusade, drugs, I'm purchasing drugs on the block tonight, I'm going to storm city hall, etc etc

Now that I have your attention can you please send me a gf? I don't mind if she's a spy or something, I don't really do anything illegal so I'm really not too perturbed by all the observation and whatnot. One qt FBI gf would be ideal, thank you.

>>37863385
A fellow anon joins the watch list

>>37863385
jiihad fertilizer bomb the fbi are a bunch of white niggers guarding jews cheese pizza bus public area death to infidels

>>37863400
I've probably already been on at least one or two for different things I've searched and posted through the years. Nothing to lose and an espionage gf to gain

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>>37863142
Honestly I think the whole webcam thing is a meme. I've gonna on just about every site imaginable and probably have loads of viruses but never tape up. I figure at some point if they were watching me fap I would find a video uploaded on gay pornhub or something. I've also never had anyone contact me trying to blackmail me, but then again I have no friends, social life, job, or social media.

>tfw not a burger so actually able to shitpost whatever I want without fearing for my life
damn it feels good to have actual freedom of speech

>>37863460
I still put tape over my webcam just because it makes me feel better.

Every smart tv, newer computer, cell phone is ALWAYS listening to your conversations though. Anything with Windows 10, even if you turn Cortana off.

>>37863098
They can't even track real terrorists why do you think they even care about you.

>>37863460
Letter agencies don't post shit on pornhub or blackmail you, they just watch. Same as I told the other anon, they have the means and are 100% definitely watching you constantly, but that doesn't mean they're actually doing anything bad to you

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I had the police at my doorstep once for things I had shitposted in the Internet. I wasn't at home that day and I had my laptop with me. They had a warrant and registered my room. I thought about going to the police station to ask why was it all for but didn't care lol. If they're gonna pathetically waste their time catching Internet shitposters they're welcome, I ain't gonna waste mine.

Disclaimer for the American Deep State machinery: I'm not american nor live in the (((USA))), don't waste your time on me.

>>37863582
UK detected

>>37863481
You are aware the NSA gathers data on non US citizens too right? In fact other countries governments actually work with the US in collecting their citizens data and sharing it with the US. Like the UK, Germany, and others who I can't be bothered to list but you can look it up. Any country that uses Cisco network systems are monitored as well as Cisco is a US company, which like most of the 1st world uses Cisco.

>>37863424
>the fbi are a bunch of white niggers guarding jews cheese pizza

this part is in fact 100% true

>>37863604
Not UK my friend. If I was I'd be way way more careful with my shitposting. Feels good to live in an underdeveloped shithole but with no muslims.

>>37863460
dude hacking a cam super easy you don't even need a trojan

>>37863661
Dose the country you live in use Cisco systems network infrastructure? If so, welcome onboard the monitored train.

>>37863706
agreed, i'm watching you right now.

>>37863539
Why though?
Hhhkuuj

>>37863661
hello Piotr

>>37863613
well what are they going to do? They can read my shitposts all they can.
Our government rarely follows up "cybercrimes" and when they do its usually to just make an example

>>37863098
FBI probably doesn't care if you wanna kill yourself desu.

Hey FBI do you care if Anon kills himself?

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>>37864008
No. Officially, and unofficially. We do not.

Honestly we've passed "his" browser history around the office and after much discussion we've decided the suicide should go ahead.

>>37864008
We have a pool going.

>>37864028
Ok guys thanks for the clarification.

>>37863098
You're good to go on the suicide buddy.

Does fbi know that traps aren't gay?

>>37864028
why is "his" in quotes?

is he really a GIRL???

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I highly doubt the FBI gives a flying fuck about /r9k/.

/pol/, on the other hand...be paranoid...be very, very paranoid...

>>37864053
It's a girl (male) I believe. That's what they meant.

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>>37863098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc9qJS-GG-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0dNXibb0Ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQLCw9I69VM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC7-w0cqfv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ZUjPJpeFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktAXZebD0YI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc1x_Ail9OQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLiRQhOcd2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDlPnExilKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhKWJUCU8BE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3DZeizHQ5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvXmgqYPNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S8ynIDYyG4

We monitor you faggots because you are a social barometer. We place problems in convenient places and let the computational power of you our fair autists solve them. If it matches with the simulation it means that things are going according to plan.

Wowie, there sure is a lot of roleplaying going on in this thread.

Then they already know that i dont plan on taking anyone with me when i finally do end it.

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I'm already on a watch list, I get GCHQ - Apply here now - adverts on skype (uk's CIA)

I'm probably on a watch list for all the times I've admitted to /b/ that I want to fuck toddlers. I remember getting banned once for telling /d/ my fantasies.

>>37864148
oh fuck, fuck fuck,
how did you get my youtube history omg im shitting myself right now

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>>37864148
link me my history please anon

>>37863098
>TFW YOU REALIZE NOT EVEN THE FBI IS TRACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A SHITHOLE AND YOU ARE LITERALLY ALL ALONE

>tfw you realize the globalist are probably tracking you because of all the shit you've talked about the Jews

>>37864871
yeah because it's the CIA

>>37863432
>searched
Lemme guess
>How to get cp?

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>>37864920
>>37864871
at least someone is paying attention to us
>yfw you realize fbi have to track /d/

>>37864947
tripfagging makes you WAY easier to track. Also its just generally pathetic.

>>37863239
>Tfw I have probably ordered a cheese pizza from Papa Ginos in the past.
I am a monster and less redeemable than any Japanese porn watching weeb.

>>37863460
>tfw too ugly to be on gay pornhub
You are lucky, someone at least will fap to you.

>>37864947
https://boards.4tan.org/r9k/search/username/spook/tripcode/%21%21f%2B5NwM84oyE/

>>37864997
yeah there you can see how much I like traps and how they aren't gay

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>>37863098
I have a fetish for authoritarian controlling stuff, so the idea of being watched by GCHQ or whatever the hell it is dosent bother me so much as it makes me feel kind of tingly.

>>37865063
tfw no qt fbi taking you in for questioning

>>37864078
You deserve to be raided by the FBI if you go on fucking /pol/ desu

>>37865575
I second this. I'm tired of them raiding r9k

>>37863098
I'm almost certain I'm on more than one list by now. I just don't give a shit anymore

eat shit, NSA

There are hundreds of thousands of dumb faggots just about as bad as I am, it wouldn't make sense to "track" me.
I mean, they're collecting shit, but they're collecting as much shit on my 52 year old mother who rages about Trump's scoops all day on Faceberg.

>>37866061
Don't forget to plant the b0mb though, my comrade.

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Fuck you, FBI! You just got pranked!

>>37864078
>oh no those underage autistic ancaps sure are a threat to national security

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I like FBI.

They fight terrorist and isn't afraid of anyting

>>37863098

I'm pretty convinced FBI doesn't care, how do they even track everything ?

I'm from EU and i really wonder what the requirement is to get "tracked"

How do they even filter thru it ? computer stuff i guess

If they have records on people, i wonder what needles in the haystack stick out....

Other than terrorism stuff, torture and kitty porn

>>37867531

No, they create terror plots that would have never existed without them creating them and crow about stopping terrorism. Then they miss the actual terrorists because they have such a high noise to signal ratio because they are collecting information about your nan.

>>37866492

>/r9k/ is ancap

How many neetbux would we get in an ancap society?

>>37867546
They mostly just gather data and probably only examine what contains specific words (written or spoken).

There are too many people alive to actually process all the data they collect on them. But yes, according to what you say, write, the sites you visit, what you search for, they can take a closer look at you and who you are.

>>37867678
I was replying to a comment about /pol/
/r9k/ is underage b& normies and NEETs who are members of fringe ideologies for the most part

>>37863098
Not likely. They have no power in my country. I would have to say something absolutely outrageous for them to actually go after me. Which would have to involve a big cooperation from local law enforcement.

I just don't think they'd bother.

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>>37863137
Pointless.

The FBI are the actual good guys, senpai. The real enemies aren't in Langley, they're in the trailer parks. There's a real good way to find them to, just round up anyone who drives a pickup truck and doesn't need to. Line them up and send them to Easybake Ovenberg.
>>37867865
It's my pleasure to pay taxes for things that make my community better. I hope one day we can infect all the soldiers with a mind virus that causes them to wage war on themselves and kill each other, then send the survivors to Texas.

>>37867913
That second part was unclear. I'm retired and I pay a shitload in taxes and I love helping kids get neetbux.

>>37867865

>/pol/
>Ancap

Are you still holding onto that Ron Paul memeing? /Pol/ is well and truly not ancap, they are neoliberal social conservatives.

>>37868091
A lot of /pol/'s underage population are gun ho pro-capitalist cucks
I suppose now I should say kekistani or something

You know you're on the list when they send the helicopters

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I wish there was a way to see how many government watchlists I'm on at this point

>>37868091
I only use brit/pol/ on that board so I'm not sure about the rest, but there, most people are protectionist in trade and interventionist in terms of the economy. Probably because of Peter Hitchens.