>Hey dork lemme bum a cigarette or I'll beat the

>>37861744
Implying I would get beat up by someone like that. At least post a picture of Chad or Tyrone.

>>37861754
I would beat your stupid face in with my skateboard dipshit

I'd give him the Emerald Frosion desu

>>37861744
Whatcha gonna do, headbutt my kneecaps?

>>37861772
I would literally beat the shit out of this kid then fuck him in the ass since I'm prison gay and hes my type.

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I want to suc a teen emo boy

>>37861744
I have poison cigarettes for situations like this.

I'm not stingy with my cigarettes at all but you can go fuck yourself you rude piece of shit

>>37862148
>tfw just spent the last half hour fapping to emo boys kissing
>come back to this

Time for round two

>>37862200
>Emo boys kissing
Welcome, time traveller. You'll be glad to know that pro-homosexual degeneracy has greatly increased during your hypersleep.

>>37862225
Yeah, I don't like hard shit. It's the innocent hormonal young boys exploring intimacy that turns me on.

>>37862232
gayyy xdddddd ur gay lolol gayy

>>37861744
>hungry skeleton threatening me
>be me, 5'9 almost swole, smoke cigarellos bc fuck regular cancersticks that taste like a chemical concoction

this bag of bones would be slammed against the ground hard thanks to my mongoloid genes.

the only reason im replying to this shit thread is because id be capable of doing what i said

>>37861744
Lel. Imagine getting beaten up by a skinny faggot like that.

>>37862177
This. I don't think I've ever refused a stranger unless I had like two left. It's cigarette karma. You'll often get one back if you're in need.

>>37863387
Can you throat sing, anon-khan?

>>37861744
But you're so short

4chan will turn me fucking gay sooner or later, I know this since i kind of starting fapping a little traps on nhentai. Fuck you guys! Im already a degeneracy

>>37863583
>anon-khan
Thanks for the audible kek.
Speaking of which, my mom called me genghis khan when i went to my friends place to get my head shaved for the summer. Also had lenin-esque facial hair.

My voice was kinda high/med but smoking turned it a bit more coarse & raspy. I actually hate singing and anything instrumental w. Vocals, but unironically have tried throatsinging. It kind of hurts your throat when you try it for the 1st time because you need to clench your throat muscles in a specific way to produce that sound.

>>37863664
you likely had homosexual tendencies beforehand. 4chan just helped you realize that.

>>37863757
Maybe, but im not into it that much, just happend to fap it since i was bored of everything else. I know im still into girls.

>>37863664
>i kind of starting fapping a little traps on nhentai
animated traps are drawn exactly like girls only with a dick instead of a vagina.
it does not count

>>37861744
>2017
>smoking
Wewlads don't you know smoking kills?

Retards

>bought a pack of American spirits on a whim instead of my usual
>don't like them at all
>just smoking them because I don't want to waste money
would give him the whole pack for a blowjob desu

>>37861744
Cigarette? Haha sorry friend, but I don't smoke. You know smoking is the leading cause of cancer. Yes, cancer. Shocking isn't it? The cigarettes you smoke every day fill your lungs with tar and may even lead to your death! You know what they say about cigarettes? You smoke 'em, you choak 'em.

>>37863907
>The autismo answered his own question
We smoke just because it kills us and nothing of value would be lost if we died because over 90% of the posters on this board are not going to have a family or find love anyway.
:^)

I don't smoke cigarettes, you nigger faggot.

>>37861744
Sure dude, but you ll have to repay it one way or another

*unzip dick*

>>37861744
He's cute desu I'd let him beat the shit out of me

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>>37861744
sure, just don't get caught with it

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>>37862148
I want to suc Mako's pink clitoris

>>37861772
just grab the fuckin thing its a huge blunt object that cant get swung that fast by this fuckin twig