>he doesn't put chapstick on his dickhead enjoy

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>read on /r9k/ that sticking your dick in a fresh lemon will prevent dick cheese
>decide to try it because why not
>burns like crazy for a week and I still have dick cheese
Last time I listen to advice in /r9k/

>>37861014
Just fucking wash your dick jesus its not that hard.

Use warm water and neutral ph soap, then rinse and scrub gently with a towel.

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>>37861014
>>37861106
Sounds like you guys really need some chapdick with all the penile abuse.

>>37861014
>he fell for the lemon dick meme
Ahahahaha faggot

>>37861014
>he fell for the "fell for the lemon penis meme" meme
What did you expect? lmao

>>37861014
Dude. Just wash your dick every day when you shower. That's literally it. Stop being such a fucking disgusting piece of shit.

>>37861160
this, it's so fucking simple. even have your shower before you go to bed so you can wank during the day and then wash it off afterwards

>>37861138
Did you mean to quote the other post? Are you okay anon?

>>37861160
Faggots stick their dick in guys assholes and get shit all up in their uethera. They probably get UTI and yeast infections all the time. It's probably a constant state of shit coated cheese dick and cum farts that whistle like the wind.

>>37860902
>he doesn't have foreskin
JEW'D

>>37860902
>chapped dick
>americucks
erry time

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>>37861390
>>37861425
>he doesn't chapdick under his foreskin
trust me anon you'll missing out.

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>>37860902
>His dick gets chapped