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I want to travel worldwide through the wilderness with nothing but a sword and bow. I want to test the limits of my strength by using a powerful greatsword to slash through trees and other obstacles in the deep woods.
Particularly Germany and Austria, I want to travel through the mountains and banish evil spirits of the dead wood with my ultra greatsword and unlock the Berserker rage within by using my strength inherited by my ancestors and visiting
my ancestral homelands on a swordsman's journey.
So anon, ya comin' with?
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>>37860760
Germany doesn't have any fucking mountains. We have forest here, but there are strict laws. You can't do that gay shit here.
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>>37860760
did you just post this cringe so you could screen shot it and repost it on reddit for internet points?
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>>37860760
Fuck off you autistic spazz
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>>37861129
I can't take down a dead oak with my Dragonslayer?
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This reminds me of the good old Dragonforce threads on /mu/ back in 08-09, good times!
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>>37861129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM42YTY62rA&t=6s
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>>37860760
You're obviously on drugs, a sword wont slash trees down like theyre nothing unless theyre small saplings
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>>37861360
Dead trees and branches mostly
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>>37861360
>That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron.
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