>Please bring with you 2 professional references (names and

>>37860610
Do professors relating directly to your major count as professionals?

>>37860636

Yes fucking robot fuck off let me post leave me alone

>>37860610
Make up references, for companies that no longer exist. Seen that before mentioned here, though it was good idea

>>37860671

Why would my references be people 100% unrelated to my work history though?

Fuck man, I should just lie about my work history too.

Just give them a family members number and have the bullshit for you

>>37860712
If it's for a higher up salaried job then they will usually look into that shit

>>37860610
>have professional people i could reference
>they are all folks who i havent seen in years
>they wont even remember me unless i call ahead of time which is too embarrassing

Normies just want us to kill ourselves but they'll never admit it. The retarded hurdles they put up are all designed to fuck over people who dont conform with their social lives

I'm staying NEET until the government nationalize the job application process. It's just insane draconic sociopathic bullshit writing an empty resume, doing interviews against 30 other applicants just for the privilege of working 8 hours a day to not even make ends meet. I don't mind working a job but I'm not being bullshitted like this, I'll die first.

>>37860791
market is perfect example of evolution and people like you need to die out, its only logical you support daddy state as any other mongrel would

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I usually just pretend to be my refrences. Just get a story together, a secondary phone and change your voice. It works all the time for me. You could even pay someone to do it for you.

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>>37860816
Humans didnt evolve to work 8+ hours a day just to earn some made up currency that only has value because we place value in it. This is where the limits of capitalism are truly revealed. Rhings cannot remain as they are or society would be utterly fucked. We need a new system to adapt to ASAP.

Not saying we absolutely need communism because that wont work well in america. Nor will socialism work either. Something entirely made from scratch is needed. Maybe a combinationnof the three once all the jobs get replaced by bots.

3 round of interview with fucking stupid question unrelated to the job.
Fucking hr cunts

>>37860992
Usually the seemingly unrelated question are focused more on how you answer rather then the answer itself

>>37860895
How many hours you would gather plants and food in hunter-gatherer society without even being able to fully be sated?Google this shit, answer will amaze you.On top of that, you have all technologic advancements to support you. I wont get into economic discussion with some retard on r9k, but I will just tell you that you are the problem, even if the system is flawed, it still gives you a ton of advantages. If you think your disadvantage like being asocial is your excuse, no, it isn't, its a direct cause of your ruined life and you can fix it

>>37861006
Wew, why not ask question related to the job?!

>>37861040
Because they have to work with you if you are hired and if you are a cunt you wont get the job unless you are so well qualified you shouldnt even be there in the first place.

just trying to make sure you're absolutely a perfect fit for the job and culture. of course, theres no way to actually prove that until you start doing actual work in the position.