>go to doctor >doctor ask if im sexually active >looks

>going to the doctor for anything but life-threatening emergencies
You deserve to berated, you healthy rich faggot.

>>37859052
no he just wants you to be safe just in case you do have sex

Just tell the doc to give you the one that ends it all.

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>>37859085
im a poorfag so i get free healthcare and mom forced me to get a checkup since i havent gone in years.

>>37859089
she seemed pretty aware of the situation and by my tone that i wasnt comfortable with it.Call me paranoid but i really do believe she was fucking with me

>>37859123
>she
Fuck, anon. She was clearly hitting on you and you blew it.

>>37859123
>she seemed pretty aware of the situation and by my tone that i wasnt comfortable with it.Call me paranoid but i really do believe she was fucking with me

Maybe she's the kind that gets turned on by humiliation in other people. Ie she was sexually attracted to you

>>37859052
>Be doctor
>obvious faggot comes in
>"I bet he jerks to traps" you think
>decide to try look after his sexual health and prevent him from getting hep c
>he acts like a total sperg

>>37859052
Sounds hot. Next time tell her your balls hurt and enjoy the physical.

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>>37859093
i dont want to end up in the looney bin man i heard shit is rough int here

>>37859205
>>37859157
You might be right.I attributed the strange behavior to her being new She was a montone,and seemed oblivious to my emotions shes comes off to me as a female robot.Picture pic related in a white lab coat and thats her.

>>37859052
Dude, people lie to medical staff all the time. Same reason I'm required to do pregnancy tests on all post puberty females.
Trust me, no matter how awkward or weird looking you are I have seen worse with STIs claiming they've never had sex.
We do it because it's easier to do and rule out then have someone re-present umpteen times with symptoms because muh feelings.

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>>37859305
cut me some slack doc.

You would think the spaghetti falling out would be enough proof huh?I was looking down on teh ground from there on out out of pure shame.

>>37859305
>I have seen worse with STIs claiming they've never had sex

wtf?

why would anyone lie about being a virgin?is this the twilight zone?

>>37859291
>You might be right
No anon, the doctor was not flirting with you. If a doctor seriously wants to flirt with you, they'll try to contact you sometime outside of their office, or ask to meet sometime, they won't flirt during a check-up.

>>37859245
>he does the trap-fap walk

>>37859291
you fucked up big time buddy

>tfw no qt robot doctor waifu