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>Go to Gamestop with a normie friend to get his bullshit XBone games
>Cute cashier girl
>Decide to ask if they have any PC games just to make conversation with her, knowing full well they don't
>She says, 'Hmm. I don't think so, but we do have those cards...uh...hmm...oh yeah, Steam cards. Sorry, had a brain fart haha'
>Cute girl said 'fart'
>Disgust hits me like a coffee table to the face as I realize she also has shit in her right now and probably does other gross stuff if she'll say fart to a stranger, especially a man hitting on her
>Go home and fap to 2D
When did you realize girls are disgusting? Even the cute ones will eventually fart or say some gross stuff.
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Why didn't you fart on her bro?
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By saying fart she was telling you she wanted to poop on your back.
You fucked up OP
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She clearly wanted a steamy loaf in her mouth you tard.
Classic virgin move, can't even pick up signals from a cutie. Chad would have immediately dropped his pants and laid down a fresh log in her throat.
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>Goes out
>Has friend
>Is able to talk to a girl
>Doesn't like her because she said "fart"
>She's disgusting because she has shit in her body
>Goes home jacks off to 2d
I dont know why you're in /r9gay in the first place, you could've asked her for her number or talk to her more, I think you need to lower your standards here op, all women use the restroom
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