>22 yo spending summer at my parents' house because didn't apply to any engineering places for internship
>have to try to get lucky and get internship at engineering firm in hometown
>if I can't I have to get a job at some retail place or something
>terrified someone will recognize me and think of me as the smart kid from highschool who ended up being a typical wagie
>realize that getting a typical wagie job before I have to go back to uni is probably the only way I will be able to meet a girl
>realize that I would have had a gf by now if I wasn't so lazy in highschool and CC because apparently I'm actually somewhat goodlooking
>secretly hope that I don't get an engineering internship which would be great for my resume so I can meet a cutie at Starcucks
Girls or money boyos. Pick one