You know how this goes. Tell me what to text my wife. I'll

>>37855003
"take the black pill"
priginal

>>37855003
I wiped my ass with my your toothbrush

>>37855035
reroll
have her watch egg's video

please forgive me, i slept with another woman

You looked so fucking hot today

>>37855003
"i want a divorce. Im fucking your friend and knocked her up. guess which one."

originblox but dont say this part only the quoted part.

>>37855003
i regret marrying you, you stupid fat whore.

please give me this 333 get
"take the black pill, not the red pill. take the blackpill it is the truth"

>>37855003
WTF is that shrimp coated with?

>>37855003
I WANT A DIVORCE. I am 100% serious, disregard if I try to say this was a joke from the internet.

(origblox)

"This might be an odd request, but can I watch you deepthroat a big black cock? lol jk if you say no but I'm also serious."

Text her some weird fetish /d/ level stuff
>I hope your fat ass expands larger the earth
Or perhaps
>if you were a giant I'd want you to crush me
Those always make for entertaining answers

Can we watch some futanari together later?

>>37855283
feline afterbith

>>37855298
Just sent this. Incoming reply...

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She doesnt ever take shit I say seriously. So might as well have fun with it. I wouldn't do this if she got upset easy

>>37855534
fucking normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE origibnlox

Bumping my thread to keep things going

Ask if she would rather be in a threesome with you and a futanari

This did start as an entertaining idea though OP

"I want to suck my own penis. It's a huge turn on for me. Can you help me train?"

>>37855003
cuck me baby one more time

I really want you to peg me with a strapon and sound my penis with KFC drinking straws until I prostrate orgasm

I'm going to bed but one last roll
"take the black pill"

>>37856313
Thiis
Bot bypass power

>>37856200
Dubs winner...BRB wait for reply

>>37856384
I beat it with
>>37856377

>>37855534
Your wife's pretty cool, man. You should put a ring on it.

>>37856423
He should put a cock ring ring on it

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Fuckin bitch always goes for the dick jokes

>>37856414
If two more people vote the KFC thing I'll go with it. I just didn't think it was entertaining but I'll take popular vote

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we all know you don't have a wife OP. But if you did, tell her to pic related

>>37856498
here's one more vote for KFC straws.

>>37856517
reroll for quads

>>37856498
Alright. lemme go on steam and see who I can grab

>>37856522
2 Dubs you win. Incoming KFC

Babe. I just poured half a gallon of milk in my asshole. I'm gonna need some help with cleanup. Also can you get more milk. Thanks

Can I be honest with you for a minute though please, we really need to talk.

Check these dubs also.

>>37856522
And another doubles come on OP you promised.

Ok can we stop with the fucking jokes? I was trying to lead up to this but I decided to go all in. Here it goes. I slept with another woman, my coworker to be exact. She just.....she advanced on me and.... I counldnt control myself. Our sex just isnt the same honey. I hope you forgive me, and if you want to take a break or something i dont mind but....its just.....I love you so much and I'm sorry I would ever do something like this to you.

>>37855003

> ITT we watch OP, a lonely neet khv use a text generator to pretend he has a wife as if anyone who is actually married browses a board catered toward angsty beta teens.
Pathetic desu, pathetic.

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Here is the KFC straw one

>>37856570
Thanks OP your an okay guy
also tell her you think your gay. and ask for nudes and share em here pls

>>37856650
reroll

(also

Can I please eat your ass?
>>37856666
Checkedddddd

>>37856666
SATAN QUADS!!!!

>>37856666
If she calls please vocaroo it

>>37856666
dont try to play it off or try to weasel out of it OP

>>37856657
Reason why desu is the KFC straws are thinner. A McDonalds straw is pretty thick imo I'd hate that down my peehole

>>37856706
OK so those next. Lol I doubt she'll call I threaten a divorce multiple times a day.

>>37856736
>>>>>>>>>>.h-h-haha yeah my relationship is in shambles but it's ok because i let internet autists text her for me

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She has a point there. If I cheated I think I'd just start a new life elsewhere

>>37856859
Can her a nigger.

>>37856881
re roll
also call*

>>37856904
Re re Roller

>>37856859
I'm not fucking joking, ok? You're traeting me violating our marrige as a joke, I dont even feel bad about cheating anymore. I'm not saying it to your face because I' divorcing you and my lawyer said it would be better i he did the talking. And the "chopping my balls off" thing? It can now be used a leverage. See you in court, bitch.

>>37856927
RE RE RE ROOOOLLL

>>37855173
rerolling for wholesome reply

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Yeah that is actually something I really say that peeves her

>>37856859
No. I'm serious. I just... didn't know how to tell you. I don't know... Maybe I just want a break from this. I know I've joked about it a lot in the past, but I mean it this time. I'm just not happy.

>>37856947
RE RE RE RE ROLL

>>37856935
rerollolrolloroll

This thread would be funny if she didn't know you were obviously joking, so what's the point?

>>37856966
Finally OP do it.

>>37856935
rerolrolrorlror

>>37856935
FINAL REROLORLRORL

How do you feel about the word rape?

>>37856965
reroll
I want to hurt a stranger's feelings

>>37856978
THATS WHY IM TRYING TO ROLL>>37856935
(also reroll)

>>37856935
rerollorlrorrorlro

Can we set a rule for the fucking rerolls?

>>37856935
rerollolrolrorlrorlrorlorlr

>>37856935
rerolling for this dude

>>37856966
Come on OP I got dubs now post it

>>37856935
this, OP needs to be taught a lesson

>>37857077
Read the thread, he already did

>>37857077
Double fucking dubs OP DOUBLE DUBS

>>37856935
I FELL IT THIS TIME REROLROELROELROE

>>37857097
OH I wasted dubs woops aight il help with
>>37856935

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Can't tell if driving home or fell asleep

>tfw no perfect shitpost waifu to make noise at and tell my buddies on 4chan

>>37857128
POST REPLY OP DOIT NOW

How about I give your childhood rapist our address? Is that funny enough for you?

>>37857128
Ask her for some nudes and don't you dare censor them.

>>37857128
Also, just to let you know, the way your name is spelled is retarded.

>>37855173
rerolling for this
origato

>>37857128
confess your affair was with another dude not a female, and your ass really hurts

>>37857149
Rerollin
Off that moolllly

>>37857151
I noticed and fixed it with>>37856666

>>37857177
Nice.
Rollin
>>37857149

I think she passed out yall. I guess I'll try this again on another day. Well thanks for playing