How do you dispose of your semen? I cum into napkins I get from

I use a shirt that I don't wear. I lay the shirt on me and when I'm finished, I wipe my penis off. Repeat.

I aim for my mouth

Mostly just wash hands.

I let her dispose of it

I just cum the waddle to the bathroom

i cum right into a blender, put in a sliced banana and some milk, got me a nice smoothie

three folded pieces of toilet paper, coincidentally i use the same amount when wiping my ass.

>>37854846
I just cum in my sister's shampoo bottle. Been doing it for years

I cut holes in my ballsack

Just fling it.

>>37855028
Fucking animal

I cum into burgers I sell in fast food restaurants

im a girl so i dont cum

>>37854846
I blow it in my gf and go to sleep

>>37854846

I blow my load in old socks and then put them in the wash.

>>37854846
i squeeze the top of my dick when i cum right under my head and then i waddle to the bathroom and piss it into the toilet

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I blow it in stacy

>>37854998
Doesn't it shred up with the liquids and stick to your dick? Thats why I don't use it

>>37855028
Holy fuck is this actually a thing? I used to do this when I was a teenager and would aim for shit (I hit a 4x4 box like 50 feet away one time) until I noticed stains on my walls that wouldn't go away. A few years later my sister and brother-in-law picked up on it and it was a running joke until we finally painted over it like 5 years later.

I'm gross now, I don't cum very much unless I'm really into it which I pretty much never am so I just sleep in my filth and take a shower in the morning.

>>37855993
yeah but lets be real, nobody's gonna see it anyway

am I the only person who knows that semen is really good for your skin? it's a moisturizer for my hands and then after I rub it in I wash my hands

>>37855936
right here
only down side is the sock combined with my vice grip makes it hard to keep a hardon if I fap too often.
also sometimes sock fibers get underneath my foreskin but I usually try to shower after anyways

>>37856123
I feel like it's just gonna cause problems, tho like some sorta smeg sponge

>>37854846
I dispose of it in my girlfriend. No idea what she does with it afterwards but once it's inside her it's her problem.

>>37856192
so wash off the toilet paper in the sink. dick level, can piss while you're at it, if you used water based lube you've got round 2 right there

>>37856124
I've always found it better to swallow. Protein, antioxidants, and vitamins. Plus no cleanup.

>>37856222
>lube
You lost me there pal

>>37854846
I either just bust all over my stomach/chest before I take a shower and clean off, or bust in kleenex because I have a box of fapkins on my desk.

>>37856290
no cleanup? you got good aim

>>37854846
Im uncircumcised so i just pinch the end of mah foreskin as sort of a water ballon then go to bathroom and release into toliet

>>37855936
used to do this until I got jock itch on my thighs. Now I just used an old shirt from PETA.

>>37856124
>>37856290
Used to rub on skin, now swallow. Can confirm swallow is superior

>>37854846
I nut in my underpants and go on with love. I don't think anyone can smell it.