Seriously, take my advice, get a normie haircut. I know what

how do you go about this though?

you go to the barber and ask for a normie haircut?

it's already so awkward talking to barber I don't think I could do this.

put a couple pictures on phone
barber asks how do you want it cut
show barber pictures and say "like this"

how the fuck else do you do it? do you normally just say "trim it" and hope they get it close to whatever you wanted? they have no idea what kind of picture you have in your head of what you want it to look like

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>Tfw 25 with shit hairline so I couldn't even get a normie haircut if I wanted

Cure for baldness PLEASE

>>37854732
I styled my hair like that, but I didn't get a fade. Basically looked like Hitler.

Same thing happened to me, girls looked at me and said hi and what-not. However, my autism fucked it up.

The whole top of my head is thinned out badly and I have a round face. That haircut would look ridiculous on me.

>>37854839
yeah that's exactly what I do. I ask for it to be shorter.

>>37854732
I have curly hair so I can't really get a decent haircut besides buzzing it all off...which makes me look like a neo nazi

>>37854884
>>37854839
I feel like this is something that only happens on TV shows because I've done this and all it does is confuse them for whatever reason.

>>37854891

Literally just ask for an undercut with a mid skin fade. I seen fuckboys trying to curl up their hair now.

>>37854843
If you're balding your best bet is to just shave that shit off entirely.
Then you can at least go for the hardass bearded bald guy look.

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side parts and undercuts are god tier normie cuts, seriously guys just do it. they're not too difficult to style either. How presentable you are is basically the first thing girls notice, if you're well put together instead of in sweaty 3 days old clothes with shaggy hair and a neckbeard you are 1000x more likely to get any girls

I tried that hairstyle, but I looked like a sped. I had better luck with the Bobby Fischer-esque haircut.

>>37854947
that looks like even more neo nazi shit

>>37854843
Yeah, just wear a hat or something
Don't go for the "hardass bearded guy" look. It looks bad on autismo

>>37854953

If any robot is reading this, I'd recommend you growing out your hair at least 3-4 inches or else you'll just look like a numale cuck.

How are you supposed to get a normie haircut when you have wavy frizzy hair?

Also, I can't grow facial hair, so if I get a haircut like those where a lot of my face is opened up, I'm just going to look like a giant baby.

>>37854891
you're a fucking retard mate. curly hair is ideal

Fuck normies and their hair. Long hair is the way nature and god/gods designed people. It's disgusting how much people pay for it (I'm not saying you ant do it yourself, but it's frivolous spending, much like cosmetics)

I shaved my head and the only benifit was not being as hot. I won't cut my hair again unless I get really bad split ends.
Fuck off

>>37855030
What is split ends, I don't cut my hair and have extremely thick curly hair

>>37854947
that doesnt work if you have Low T skull

>>37855030
this. I feel free with long hair, like I'm in tune with the universe

>>37855096
It's just if your hair is too dry for too long, the ends will split literally down the middle. The split doesn't go far but it can be noticeable. I just trim them off

>>37855137
Me too, but it's fucking annoying too..

I have it because it gives me more awareness like native americans, that's why they were such good hunters, because of their long hair..

But how can I keep it out of my face naturally? Without looking like a sperg with a gym headband walking around in the streets

>>37855161
? How do you notice that though? Makes no sense at all, and why do you care? does it increase risk of hair cancer or something?

>>37854732
I have shitty pajeet hair and can't get YT haircuts

Checkmate, OP.

>>37854926
go to a black barber shop they can do anything the only thing is that it will cost way more somtimes

>>37855020
I have the bad kind that's frizzy as fuck and doesn't comb/cut well.

Right now I have the worst fucking afro looking hair ever and I'm afraid to get cut because I know it'll hurt like a bitch.

Ignore the Mesickan faggot with the cornrows. He's just baiting

>>37855214
I literally just look at the ends of my hair. I don't really care, except that the hair is inherently weaker being split in half, which it will if it goes all the way.

My hair got really long before I got any, then just trimmed 1/2in by myself.

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>get a nice haircut
>double chin still visible

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>>37855273
I'm too incompetent to keep track of this. Feelsbadman apu with long (possibly curly) hair would be pretty neat if you ask me

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>>37855269
this is the actual me

>>37855000
Same here, trips anon. What good is this discussion of what looks best on Chad when you don't have Chad's unbeatable skull geometry?

Why deal with growing the shit out until you go get it fixed up for one day and then struggle to maintain it, when no matter how high you multiply your attractiveness, it will remain at 0? You can't multiply 0. Why bother doing anything to attract looks from superficial girls who have already sucked dozens of cocks? No real robot needs that shit.

>>37855194
I used to think the same way, I read up on those studies about indians and how they viewed hair to keep them more in touch with nature. I fully agree with it as well, I had long hair down to my waist for a long time but I think it also gave me a fuckton of anxiety. LIke that was just TOO in tune with the universe.

When I shaved it off, I lost a lot of my stress, anxiety, and finally got to stop fussing with it all the time.

>>37855330
I don't keep track. I just notice sometimes in the mirror or when I'm laying down

If you take cake of your hair, you won't have to worry about them

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>>37855352
like deadass

>>37855355
Bogpill me on Chad skull geometry.

i wish i could have the normie haircut. im a nigger and it's either buzzcut or ape afro. work in office setting so it's plain old buzzcut for me

I have shit hair and a horrible weak jawline.
I just buzz my hair off and just grow a Muhammad beard.

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>>37855413
self hating faggot kys you brainwashed faggot

>>37854795
ask for a tappered undercut. Then ask for a thin line. Then if he ask any questions, just say ""what ever you think best fits my head, and my haircut"

>>37855200
>soc

MODS BAN THIS FAG

The problem is you're posting guys that are already very good looking, who also have near perfect hairlines. You'll just look like a retarded nu male cuck with these same haircuts. You also have to go to a special "hip" type barber to get one, which makes me nervous as fuck. I feel for you black bros that have to go to the black barbershop when you're autistic like us.

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>>37855361
That's probably why they smoked so much weed.
counter the anxiety induced by your heightened senses

>>37854732
If you're transitioning from long hair to borrow hair don't go to a barber shop, they only know how to cut normie hair, go to a proper hairdressing salon they know what to do with long hair

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>just get a normie haircut
Do you think with my hairline I'm able to get a fucking normie haircut?

>>37855457
He's ugly as fuck, not like he's out there banging stacies and mocking us, but ok.

>>37855490
Possibly but I smoke a shitton of weed anyway.
It works out for the best, I have really nice curly hair when it grows out long but after a certain point it stops looking like Chris Cornell hair and more like that dude from Coheed and Cambria. Doesn't go all that well with my round moon shaped baby face.
I had long hair for so long that it was a freeing experience to cut it all off

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>got this style a few weeks ago

>showed qt barber this pic and she asked if it was a picture of me

>>37855030
>only benifit was not being as hot
thats the point fag

I have long hair down to my shoulders which I always leave to fall freely. I literally see no people on the street wearing long hair anymore. But I'm a 30 year old guy and thus older than the side cut generation. I actually even tried such a haircut when I went back to college for a spell about 3 years ago but all I got was dirty looks, despite the fact that it was later revealed that nobody even guessed my age, so yeah, I'm fine.

>balding
>can't just shave it off because scalp's skin is as bad as face, flaky with pimples and red blotches

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>>37855601
Had that happen to me about a year ago but with pic related, it was a damn nice feel

>>37855559
Feel you, man, but I don't want to cut mine since I will anyways let it grow again out of laziness and it's better to just wait til I can ponytail it again.

>bots complain about balding
>hair so thick I want to shave myself bald forever

>>37855622
Well, it's not good enough of a point. I was still too hot, so I'd rather have my long natural hair.

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>>37854732
My haircut is very similar to pic related. It looks good with square face shape.

Don't get that haircut if you're not attractive. It looks goofy as shit on ugly people.

>>37854732
Tbh just go for the full normie look if you want to get girls. Good clothes, cologne, maybe lift a little. Then once you catch their eye, practice on not being a fucking paint drinker

>>37854732
>>37854953
i have this cut, am around or above average attractive, and nobody likes me. haircut can't fix being worthless vermin

Meh, women only lead to kids which leads to unhappiness if you're devoid of normal human emotions. I think I'll just be a slob who only ventures outside when it is sunny or when I really have to.

>>37855252
no never doing that again. guy was trying to talk to me couldnt understand him tried to fake it at one point said oh thats funny he was apparently talking about his aunt and uncle died within a week of eachother.

>>37854732
>implying I would get that faggot ass haircut
kek

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>tfw bald
>tfw can't grow a beard

why has god forsaken me

>>37854732
Wow, it's almost as if women are incredibly superficial and stupid and you can fool them easily by looking good.

OH HWAIT

>>37855217
>37854732
Don't parents have the same hair as white people except just straight black?

>>37856081
If it's that easy why are you here m8 instead of fucking bitches?

>>37856169
not him, they tend to have coarser hair in that the hair shaft is thicker. white people tend to have more medium to fine hair with more wave to it.

>>37855756
THIS you dumb fucks don't realize that if you're attractive, then you can have what stupid hairstyle you want and still look good

And an ugly guy will simply continue being ugly. Or if you're balding you're fucked. Like what should this anon do? >>37855523

There's only one thing he can do.

>tfw I don't give a damn about casual sex and just want a long lasting, genuine relationship
>tfw fancy hair won't do shit to help me get that
>tfw 1 foot giraffe neck, had long hair since 2nd grade. No fucking clue how I would look without hair down to my shoulders
You will never be as much of a faggot as I am.

>>37854732
This haircut is out of style now. What fly-over shithole do you live in OP?

>>37855741
grow a toothbrush mustache and you got the perfect look

>>37854732

I love how the nazi look came back in vogue

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>>37856204
>why are you here
I've been on this shithole of a board for 7 years
>instead of fucking bitches?
maybe I do

>>37854732
When robots get a normie haircut they just look like reviewbrah.

Also, every haircut at a barbershop is a normie haircut by default unless you specifically ask for autism hair.

>literally one step outside the barber there was a group of 4 girls and for the first time one of them said to me i was pretty cute

Sounds like paid plants from the barbershop, or they were being sarcastic and making fun of you and that flew over your head.

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>>37856351
>paid plants
>barbershop
apparently mfw

>>37854732
I don't look good with a normie cut. I have a weird face and it's best I hide it with hair.

I'm balding

Go fuck yourself OP

>>37856428
>have T H I C C curly hair
>don't like to spend money
>don't like to go outside
>don't like to be suffocated
Legit just want to buy an electric shaver and just shave this fucking annoyance

>>37856371
>literally walk one foot out the door
>WOW WHAT A CUTE BOY WITH A STYLISH HAIRCUT

too good to be true. Businesses have done worse things to trick betas.

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>>37856600
Mfw this could actually be true

>>37854732
>normie haircut
>the universal haircut
It may look classy now, but it's basically the 2010's mullet. Would you risk getting photographed on that bandwagon?

>>37856677
Beer & liquor companies would hire hot sluts to hang out at bars and be all HI THERE BIG GUY, I WOULD LOVE IF YOU WOULD BUY ME A ICE-COLD REFRESHING COORS LIGHT BEER AAWWWW THANKS SWEETIE I SURE DO LOVE COORS LIGHT BE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS OKAY NO DON'T TOUCH ME

I'm an autistic faggot but a lot of girls find me cute. The haircut really does help, none of them would say anything to be when I had bad hair. Going to a good barber (i.e. not filled with FOB asian ladies who can't speak english) and making conversation is a pain though

>>37856600
it's a barbershop. barbershops aren't chains. doing this for your small time gig in a small city isn't reasonable. besides they're coming back anyway, compliments are just gonna make them keep the cut even if they change barbers.

should i get a taper fade? i need a haircut long hair is too hot what are the normie styles?

i cant get a normie haircut because i have a hideously receded hairline

>>37856876
OP is actually a barbershop owner who made the whole story up.

>>37855413
yeah same deal, kind of wish i could just do long hair as a nigger an all but too unprofessional. Hard enough being a wagecuck

>>37855311
>being fat in 2017

fucking kill yourself you fat faggot. no one gives a fuck about your retarded ass that can't even lose weight

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ive got hair like this guy
i dont wanna cut it

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>>37856600
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>things to trick betas
captchas are crazy this is not a meme getting my foil

>>37854732
I have curly hair fuck you

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>>37855660
o
o no jacky

>>37855660
why didn't you beat them up using various props that were laying around?

>>37854732
Can confirm, haircuts get me chicks.

>>37854839
Are you actually going to a barber or are you throwing money away at supercuts?

Make sure you go to the most hipster looking barber shop you can find, you basically can't leave without getting that haircut.

>>37854992
Looking like a numale cuck is what gets women though.

>>37855352
>>37855393
Throw away those $5 pulga glasses

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>"yours small and short"

> leave her

>>37855601
bracelets are always fetch

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you ready for it?

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>>37857654
JUST


meme :D :D

>>37857668
is that not a colick or something you feel thin there in that white spot? cant tell from photo nice chesthair

>>37857668
you gotta lots of shit on the ground there you just walk around it?

>>37857686
thanks anon but I'm really self-conscious about my chest hair around girls

>>37857707
idk looks like weighing scales? my rooms usually pretty clean because I don't have many possessions or hobbies

>>37855601
show your own haircut , wanna see how it came out .

>>37856261
>if you're balding
no amount of balding looks good, especially with long hair. it's better to go all-in and shave it 99/100 times than that.
>if you're just ugly
it kinda helps, a little.

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I managed to give myself this haircut by myself. I used this phillips Norelco multi trimmer.

Best $40 ive ever spent in my life. No joke.

If thread is still alive tomorrow ill post pic.

>>37854732
I got this haircut a month ago. I just went to a hipster barbershop and he gave me this haircut. Noticed many girls looking at me as soon i left the barbershop, pretty impressive desu, these hipsters know what they're doing.

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>it's a '19 year old """robot""" discovers that having a shower, getting a haircut and being yourself is all it takes to get girls' episode

>>37855393
>>37855352

ahahahahHAHAHHAHAHahhahah
HAHAHAH ahhaha
*breaths*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

thank you anon this is gold i feel better about myself already

also

>>>/soc/

OUT

>>37854732
>get a normie haircut.
Go fuck yourself nigga, long as fuck hair is the shit and i won't cut it.

I'm a 27 yo KHV Mexican. A haircut ain't gonna do shit for me.

I have to get some new bits for my razor. Decided to shave too soon and my skin looks like crap. Or maybe that is because all I ate on the weekend was bread and rice and had shit sleep.

Either way I go bald with a shaven face as well. There are only a couple things women compliment me on, my eyes, and my ass. Guessing everything else is terrible but what ever, can't do much about it.

>>37858223
>my eyes, and my ass
small eyes big butt?

>>37854926
lol wat? even super clips will accept this

>>37855523
>receding hairline...good luck m8

>>37855352
Holy shit it's JC Denton.

>>37854732
Well yeah it'll work until you open your mouth to speak and the girls realize that you're a sperg

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>>37854732
>tfw literally have internal panic attacks and sperg out and try changing the subject or avoid acknowledging it when someone compliments me in real life or think they are being fake/lying and secretly think im disgusting

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>>37855601
What is this style called? A fringe?

I like it a lot. I have fine wavy hair, and have been wanting to achieve this look, but don't know how. I wear glasses too, so my hair tends to curl before them to avoid covering my lenses, and it looks dorky. I'm unsure of how to fix this. I have length, where my hair can reach the middle of my nose when pulled down. I leave the top uncut, and only have the sides and back trimmed for maintenance purposes.

Any advice?

>>37859705
>you after this haircut

>already have this hairstyle
>hair is thinning on top
>also have spot baldness
>only way to get my hair back is to chemically neuter myself with finasteride or use a foam daily with minoxidil
Why cant I have anything nice?

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>>37859705
>>37859840
>forgot the pic like a dummy

>>37859840
>>37859869
I dislike tailing fringes, especially ones with buzzing on the side. My hair lays around my eyebrows without pulling down, either way. It wouldn't touch my lenses, but maybe my frames.

I'm just unsure of how to properly grow out my hair, to what degree I can maintain, etc.

As-is, if I just ruffle my hair up in the front, I have a sort of boy-toy ruffle. I like it, but it's difficult to maintain since I ride a motorcycle.

Maybe I just need to invest in a non-hardening hairspray or something.

>>37854947
exactly what I did. the only pain in the ass is shaving my head every week or so. the beard part only works if you can manage to grow it too.