>Tfw
>Work out for two years
>Cultivate the physique of a renaissance statue (male ofc)
>Acne clears up through improved diet
>Hair even looks better
>Alas
>Dick still looks like some kind of Lovecraftian horror
>Pic related
>Tfw
Is it routinely as hard as Ludwig is?
Just asking desu
>>37855129
It's is equivalent in size, stamina and hardness to midir.
It can also only be beaten after plunging into a long moist hole