>Enter college >Hot chick sitting next to me flirts with

Shameless self bump so maybe other robots can stop putting the pussy on the pedestal

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>>37852710
16

I wanted a gf and could've had one but I didn't want to give up my hard earned money and vidya time.
>tfw to content for gf

>>37853514
This, our population is quickly becoming too fucking unstable to support life. So why in the name of christ is not having sex all the time still looked down upon?

Although it has been better than it's ever been in my experience, the only real time I got teased for it was my abusive 'friend' I used to hang out with in highschool

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>>37852710
Oh my goddddddd anon holy shit haha get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND!!! You've got to DESTROY HER anon... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddd stick it in there and UNF DE LA UNF UNF UNF!!! Why have you not annihilated her yet???

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>>37853883
HAHAHA aprils fool's anon I just fucked the PUSSY out of some dumb whore last night xDDDDD

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>>37853942
That....is fucking...

...

EXCELLENT !!! Unbelievable...did you get high first?

>>37853883
>>37853942
>>37853975
Autists are the worst people on the planet. When can we kill them?

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>>37853975
lmao does a ratchet suck peen? This anon's MOM GETS IT!!11 LOL
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>>37854033
I just had to double check to make sure I was on /r9k/

If autism triggers you this hard, Anon, then...we gotta talk. You might want to find another board.
>>37854086
You are doing the Lord's work, Anon!!! What I wouldn't give to be back in University...smoke weed every day, hang out, go to class, go to parties, fuck sloots.... If I could do it all again. I turn 40 next year senpai. I may have to go back.

And smoke...fucking...WEED!!! WAHAHAHAHA oh my goddddddd you've got to get high and jack off!!!! Get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND OH DADDY