>brother leaves for uni >go to his room, dig in his trash

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>break into random faggot's house
>go to his brother's room, rummage through the trash can and find a clearly twice used condom
>put it on my cock and masturbate furiously as the cum of these two brothers covers my dick
>ejaculate in condom, throw it back in the trash can it came from and quietly leave the premises without touching anything else

what are your unusual degenerate habits

thats fuggin hot

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>break into random home
>find sample of genetic material
>isolate DNA
>create clones of these sexual deviants
>sew them together into a man made science abortion
>torture it in my underground sex dungeon
What are your unusual degenerate habits

>smoke pot
>jack off
>high as fuck right now
>holy shit tutti fruition
>be in a fucking high ass condition
What are your unusual degenerate habits?

>>37847712
Holy shit anon why would you do that, it's disgusting woah

>>37847426
Find god please

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>>37847426
Gonna need more stories like this OP. What does your brother look like?

>break into random home
>go to one of the rooms, try to look through the trashcan, find glaring eyes in darkness
>cum homunculus that has strength of three degenerates, grabs me beats the shit out of me and rapes me
>sneak out after it fells asleep, shit in the guys fridge cause he made me go through this
>wake up
>be third wave sperm in a used up condom, realize i just had a prophetic dream
>recrute and organize all the sperms and through my shere charisma and intellect and collective struggle we evolve into a homunculus
>nowwewait.jpg

>>37848079
What's wrong with using your brother's cum as lube when you masturbate?

>>37847426
oaky this thread is weird as fuggggg

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>>37847500
I can't help it.

>>37848079
How can I do that?

>>37848091
A pale lanklet nerd who somehow landed a chubby gf. I don't know what to tell you. I always fap when I hear him fuck her, I recover his used condoms to play with them when I can. I also fap while smelling his dirty socks sometimes when I feel really horny.

>>37848359
Sorry anon I thought I people here could stomach this level of degeneracy.

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>>37847426
>little sister has friends over for overnight sleep over
>all girls
>they leave for the community pool
>as soon as they leave the door I break into my sisters room
>I take a picture to make sure I leave everything just how I found it
>locate their bags
>itsgotime.png
>dig in the bags until I find their dirty panties
>take a sniff
>instantly diamonds
>the scent is slightly musky, yet sweet
>whip out dick
>start stroking
>I-I can't get enough if the scent
>put panties on ski mask style
>this is the closest thing to heaven you can get on earth
>I make sure that I don't finish yet
>repeat with other girl's panties
>I've noticed that each girl has a slightly different scent
>make sure to save a pear or two in a plastic bag
>tfw I realised that I collect prepubecent girls panties

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>>37848609
You ever smell his used underwear?

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>>37848638
Mmmh I can't judge you anon but isn't this a bit dangerous?

>>37848651
Sometimes but the smell is usually too faint for my taste. The best I get is his socks and shoes. We went cycling for a day once and were really sweaty at the end of the day but I was too much of a pussy to grab his boxer briefs out of the laundry basket.

>>37848923
That's really hot, do you also fantasize about your brother while masturbating? What do you think about?

>>37848091
Gonna need a saucarooni on that pic

>>37848923
>Isn't this a bit dangerous

I always make sure to do it when the girls aren't home, and my parental welfare cannot climb stairs.

>>37848992
reverse image search exists

Me and my dad are an item.

>>37847426
you can't be serious OP, like i know we're degenerates but this is a bit too much

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>laying on my bed
>pleading my oneitis talk to me again knowing very well she can't hear me
>sobbing like a little bitch because I'm a manchild

>>37849158
are you a guy or girl? can you green-text your story?

>>37847426
>brother leaves for uni

That's when I got hard and steady, moist and ready

>>37849213
Girl.

>Move back in with dad
>Become a NEET
>Come to terms with feelings I've had for him
>Overtime he becomes more ok with it
>Now in a full relationship

He works and does his thing and supports me at home. I joke about being his wife but he doesn't like that.

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>>37848969
Usually I just fantasize about him fucking me. Often remembering how he used to tackle me and pin me down brutally when we were younger like he was a football player or something. At the time I used to find it fucking annoying.

>>37849076
Well, in my opinion as long as you don't hurt anyone it's not too bad.

>>37849192
Don't worry anon I know I'm a piece of shit and I'll probably off myself at some point. It's not like I can act out my fantasies as he's 150% hetero. But I just made this thread because I thought I wasn't the only degenerate here and wanted to talk about the stuff we do.

>>37849286
That's nice! I'm fucking jealous.

>>37849286
This isnt a larping board

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>>37849391
I kinda want to listen to you fap anon, I bet you sound really cute while you're going to down on your little cock.

Open to voice chatting while we both fap sometime anon?

>>37847426
that must be quite hot if you're gay and love your onii chan in a special way

>>37849446
Good think I'm not larping.

>>37847590
>robots r bad
This outdated meme needs to stop already. They will literally be our willing slaves.

>i have a bigger sister
>she is a bit shorter than me but just as skinny as me
>her clothes fit me perfectly
>try them on for the first time after finding out about crossdressing at 15
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>masturbating in them feels godly
>keep doing it for a few years then stop then start doing it again
>almost 20 now and still doing it sometimes
i don't want to do it but i can't stop it it feels too good, the internet ruined me

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>>37849106
That requires effort though

Frequently, I go into omegle and pretend to be an exhibitionist girl. I hate myself

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>>37849460
I sound really goofy when I fap and I'd rather not go back to discord.

>>37849494
I do but he'd most likely feel disgusted and ashamed if he knew about my feelings.

>>37849676
Why do you think the internet planted those feelings in you?

>>37849980
Why pretend and why on omegle? Why not just erp with people you know?

>be me
>just struck midnight
>get out of car
>find house
>climb over fence
>picklock backdoor
>begin climbing stairs
>SHIT
>creaky floorboards
>hear movement
>decide to carry on despite the danger
>scurry upstairs
>open first door on my left
>slowly
>see a double bed
>this is the right room
>see a box of condoms on the floor
>fools
>slowly slide out each individual condom
>pull out pin
>pierce each condom multiple times
>hear more movement
>slide downstairs
>exit building
>mission success

mfw I find out that they're a gay couple and they contracted AIDS

>>37850056
if it weren't for the internet i would have never found out about traps trannies and crossdressing so i would have never gotten curious about it, also i found this place in 2014 and been lurking here since then a lot since i'm mostly home alone and i get bored during the day and all the traps and femboys threads are getting to me and make me want to be more girly and to want a bf, i hate what i have become honestly

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>>37850075
That sounds really unrealistic anon. I'm going to assume that it was just an elaborate story to voice your disapproval regarding homosexual relationships!

>>37850117
I get that, but for some reason I can't bring myself to believe that fetishes can be induced so easily.

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>>37847426
>doesn't turn ut inside out and masturbate with the side that touched pussy

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>>37850545
I guess I should do that too, but it's less interesting to me than the side of my brother's dick, obviously.

Eeeny meeny miny moe pedo gay boy fag weebo

>>37851304
>why are there not normies on "slower /b/"

>>37851348
You're a normie with a mental illness, leave my board right away.

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>>37848638
>for you
>>37849285
>That's when I got hard and steady, moist and ready
Was there vomit on your sweater already?
>>37849446
Haha bull shit it's not

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Steal used diaper from gas station trash and jack off while wearing it while using the shit as lubricant. Want to kill myself after I cum

>>37847426
I sometimes sniff my bfs boxers while he is in the shower after we get back from the gym

>>37848992
>>37849681
Gujira. Dude it s like the most basic trap artist that exist you should at least know him ffs

>>37850117
awww don't hate yourself anon. I've recently started to embrace my crossdressing urges. In sure you make a cute girl :) as long as you are happy that's all that matters

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>>37852677
>>37850117
>for you, friends

>>37848079
God created this mess. Where is he and his floods?

>>37847426
>>37848609
>>37848923
>>37850056
>>37850405
>>37851067
FUCKING DUMP ALL OF YOUR FILES ALREADY !

>>37852866
>God created this mess. Where is he and his floods?
flood of boy semen into my ass every night

>>37852866
He was here like only 2000 years ago, it hasn't been that long and youll cowards can't even keep your shit straight. baka