Hello fellow autis... I mean robots.
I'm thinking about joining the army cos I have absolutely no direction in life at all and at this rate will be a completely failure. I'm 19 and slim. I don't even know if I'm in shape either.
Live in England btw. Also I don't know how to swim. Will I die from being unfit or will I just get bullied
Do it. You'll probably be fine. I expect they'll make up to their standards to an extent which will benefit you. Also, 4 years of having life planned for you sounds great